Is it normal to bang a melon? Asking for a friend

Only if you take it out to dinner first.

/thread

She agreed.. she was wet

Any other melon fuckers?

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Q: when should you bang a melon?
A: when you can't elope

I fuck my couch

Kik zzackblackk

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Where do you nut?

In between the back rest cushions

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Montagraph?

Any tips on banging melons?

Small tight hole just big enough for your cock.. Punch a hole in it with a pencil... once your cock is in cover the hole and it creates suction... amazing suction

nice personal melon

is it healthy?

Pencil hole

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Do you lube it up or you just get in dry?
You are the first coutch fucking enthusiast ive ever met

Nice view. Let's see your cock

nice tip. i never would have thought of that.

Almost always dry. The leather material is smooth enough and wipes clean after

fuck i always thought guys fucking melons and stuff was SO FUCKING HOTTTT

Are you looking to meet other couches on kik?

You a absolute mad man, pull out or you're gonna be raising a love seat for the next 18 years.

It's good for you

And for how long have you been doing that?

Alpha melon

Not so big

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yes :D

How does it feel like?
Idk, I'm lonely enough to fuck a banana peel
I actually tried that
I don't have the space to fuck a watermelon
I'd do it
Ay, if I'm desperate enough to fuck a tranny why not a watermelon
I've seen some vids of that and it seems like it gets wet and good

I would just use my hand, but congrats on your creativity.

It's still a nice one. Age?

Fuck yo couch nigga

Super slippery...nuke it for 45 seconds first... no refrigerator

It doesn't hurt dry?
Idk
Thinking about fucking some leather gets me horny but it seems like I'd burn my dick off trying to get off

Do you often fap over IKEA (or other furniture co.) catalog?

Slippery, juicy and tight if the whole isn’t big

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Is it normal to bang a friend? Asking for a melon.

Several years now. Got the idea from Internet

Do it... you’ll be hooked

Do you prefer male or female melons?
Which kind have the best texture?

Nuke it?
What it mean?

Only if they’re wet and tight

Microwave to warm it up... feels better

It doesn't burn at all dry. In between the cushions is pretty cool and smooth so it doesn't heat up or anything

Sometimes man and his melon have really special time

Do you sell "melon guy" bath watter? :3

LOL no. Honestly it's just a hands free way to cum

If I cum I rinse it off before I eat it... out of respect for what we shared

This is responsible
Don't waste food, without joking I like your point.

More please

Tastes so good after ... I get hard walking through produce

So juicy

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Nice cock Daddy

Did it twice yesterday and recorded

Did you just assume that melons gender?

It's only okay if you eat the entire thing when you're through with it.

It didn’t have a dick... so yeah it’s a chick

Any WEBMS?

kek

Damn nice cock I would suck it If you lived in WA

Would love to try it after you finish

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How do you do it, Holmes?
It's a melon entry, my dear Watson.

top kek

damn son

Show ass

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does your friend love the melon?

Any other anons here try fucking a fig like a tenga egg? I tried it but it wasn't as nice as I imagined. Looked pretty freaky tho with all the seeds and juices in my urethra and foreskin. Thing busted open after 5 strokes too.

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By the way it was the green figs with round smooth seeds

Eww

>Not so big
Would drain/10.

It's not so bad user. If I was less sensitive then it might have been amazing. Figs are tasty too

Saw a video of a trap fucking a pumpkin. Don't have the link.

I love fucking the melons... So good

Only if you tongue my asshole

No

How did you make the optimal hole?

Can women compete?
Do you fantasize about your couch when fucking a women?

why the pencil hole?

Fuck, that melon is really lucky...

Does this feel better or the melon fucking?

your friend can bang me(m/28)

gay

1. it's safe
2. if the melon blushes, then extra points

Still virgin of course

Sauce on that 1st claim?

Well show it daddy

not really, but whatever floats your boat

no it is not normal

These are quality posts,

Thanks

Dude even the couches are getting blacked

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loooooooooool

my dick started to bleed after a few good minutes but beside that it was rly nice.

Pro tip : Put the Melone for 1-2 minuts in the microwave to get that pussy heat in that bitch

okay now i dont really wanna do this at all lol

Really? Damn, your leather must be more course than mine. And I rarely last longer than about 2 minutes

Post pic of ur couch

Use lube

>Lube the watermelon
lol

To remove suction

i dont know what that is, but thx

Are you op? You should make video

MONTAGRAPH, OKTOBERREIGNZ, UMBRELLA MAN. I GOT SOMETHING IN MY PAAAAANTS.

I GOT IT MAKING MY ANTS TIGHT, MONTAGRAPH

I GOT A BNER, I NEED TO RELIIIEEEEVE IT, IT HUUUUURTS

asking for a friend, sure buddy! I wouldn't eat that melon afterwards lol

This site cracks me up!

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I think I have been redpilled on Mellon fucking but is there any fruit that has elasticity to push back against you?

lol, hollowed out jalapeños are better

Oh fuck YEAH!

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the suction feelsgoodman.jpg, right? its like succ and pussy combined.

Yesterday video erome.com/a/ILSrOFrW

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A lot better then a girl, and safer then a guys ass....

Yes, the women fruit

I don't know but
now I kinda wanna try it

Careful you could get melonoma

Ok so I just go and find a woman in a vegetative state?

What is this game? I can't remember the name

I used to fap with shampoo on my dick. Felt great until i got a uti and then i fapped with yogurt and eventually got another uti

Ask reddit

Pencil

Definitely the full melon

Is there any danger?
What fruits feel the best?

Some people wear a rubber... but I eat it after so that’s nasty

It’s fucking great... trust me

Cantaloupe... water melon is loose and wet. Oranges are course.. but these are juicy and slippery like pussy

Wrapping a banana peel on your cock feels good jacking off

This sounds kinda dangerous

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How? Cut a cock hole, heat in microwave, make a pencil hole.... get hard.. no danger son

don't have a microwave
what do?

Creepy thread. Fruit knows it's being eaten so right there this is some form of beastiality.

When I did not know any better I used cantaloupes watermelon and the green melons. They all cut my dick the whole thing sucked and the worst ugliest cuts were the green melons. I could have seriously injured myself if i had not stopped and i think my head got burned by the microwave even i had the sense to use hot water

Believe me don't believe me you're all sick anyway. Save your dick and just don't.

Room temp is fine... just stay away from refrigerator... cold isn’t good

so empty (eat) the banana or leave some banana on the sides?

If you don’t cut the holes right you can chafe..no doubt

I leave some for lube... I jizz in 30 seconds

Kek

What do you mean cut you up? Did you leave the outer husk hole too small? Or were the seeds slicing you up?

Show ass.

The husk.... seeds are fine. Can’t feel them...

I’ll look for ass pic

you gonna smoke from it after?

I chopped it up and ate half... I get hard thinking about it... try it this weekend. You won’t be disappointed

Any particular type of melon that's the best? I keep seeing these smooth pale melons. I'll be heading out in the morning for a melon

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SOFT MELON

Cantaloupe is juicy and slimy on your cock... close to pussy.. juicy on the balls

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Thanks fam

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I wana do the banana thing

strange thing I never thought of it
I should be fine, right?

i never had food on my dick

Hey melon user... how do you cut the hole and how deep do you do it? Do I need some sort of tool or do I just need a knife?

This thread reminds me of this.

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Depth same as your dick I think, not Melon user
Make sure to round it nicely

A knife...I just cut the hard outer part a little smaller than my hard cock.. then I push through the melon part with my cock... if it’s too tight or uncomfortable I shave a little off as I go

Your dick will make the depth... only cut the opening

Watermelons are gritty.. don’t try it.. I did and it sucks

It just fucking did. You can slice yourself up real nice here. I had little cuts from the flesh i don't even think it was green fruit.
If it was the hard skin, i don't think it was and if it is it's an honest mistake. It was the little flesh little cuts like you're fucking the jungle and find ants like that.

Imagine fucking it with your hips like a dog. fuck that shit. Your head doesn't have skin.

I came so hard 5 hours ago I still can’t get hard.. good luck. Post picks here

You're winning the Darwin award for being castrated after the given warning go fuck yourself. Don't have kids. I posted because shit was creepy my work here is done.

Never had that problem.. people wear condoms

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Angry bastard...

Don't be a nigger

My dick isn’t big enough

good shit