Why don't you have a gf?

CUCKK!!!!!

Shes wicked hot tho. Dark skin, hair, and eyes. Dd's and thicc in the right places. She nice too

Because you stole mine from me OP you alpha ass pimp you

I have a cute boyfriend who is 18. I'm 30.

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how can you married so wrong, you aren't supossed to say to your wife that you have a gf

Same.

ive had a few in my life and i have yet to have a GF i could stand past the first 6 months. every single one of them has turned into a crazy bitch after the honeymoon stage

Im Broke ugly & honestly gave up years ago got tired of being shot down. Accepted its not in the cards

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I do.

Cuz I've basically said fuck trying since my divorce became finalized.

I do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Cuz im not a faggot

i do you just dont know her she goes to another board

Because i have really high standards for people let alone woman and im the kind of guy who wants who he wants and wont take any consolation.
Everytime ive liked someone who didnt like me back.
Because of that ive turned down so many girls who sat in the palm of my hands

you must be a pretty cool guy

Because I am gay and I hate women. Useless bitchy cunts all of them.

Because there are literally only downsides to having a gf, the only thing they can offer is sex and thats overrated.

gf's are expencive timeconsuming shits.
once you have a gf you no longer have free will.
you can no longer do whatever the fuck you want.
and to top it off you gotta pay for all their retarded shit.

You will always be much better off without one.

I do, but she's 2D

it would annoy my wife.

because i recently broke up with her

Because I'm a fat loser and have body odour.

Im really not.
And i don't care about being cool honeatly because ive learned that people are fucking fake underneath their plastered smiles

These hoes ain't loyal

youtube.com/watch?v=JXRN_LkCa_o

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i have but these days pay for a slut is more worth it

Because I'm ugly boring and have a shitty personality. I'm pretty much human garbage. But fuck you for making me think about it.

well you sound like a pretty cool guy

/thread

Well thank you for the compliment user

>Be me
>Girl flirts with me for a solid two months
>Date her and fall way harder than I should've done
>She was my first and only gf, kiss, french kiss, tiddy grab (over the clothes)
>After one week breaks up with me for seemingly no reason
>Sad but have to respect her choice
FFW one week
>My 'friend' who wouldn't even know her if it weren't for me is flirting with her, knowing full well I still like this girl
>She flirts back, the exact same way she would flirt with me
>I honestly thought I meant something to her so witnessing thing killed me
>I walk up to my 'friend' and punch him in the face
>Steal his keys and throw them somewhere so he can't find them
In case you wanted to know why I have no friends as well

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It's good to hear the gay community doesn't shy away from an age gap.

a lot of people are fake af, in my experience women more so but plenty of guys too, probably prefer to have a relationship with a guy friend though, not that many of them are interested in guys

it wasn't a compliment

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Because I'm gay and I have a boyfriend

Yeah, we all know she looks like a piece of beefjerky with eyeliner buddy dont kid yourself

Oh man you'd be crushing SO much puss if only you chose to fuck them! Thats epic as fuck

Social anxiety and i didn't go out much

You can still do whatever the fuck you want, but I'm not one to talk.

I do. I keep her in my basement so she doesn't run away.

My wife opposes it :(

Because I don't want one. I have zero interest in having a relationship. I've been single since I was 17 user and at 19 I chose to never go back. We've all got our reasons. (No, I'm not fuckin' gay faggots) I just don't care to get involved with females. I chose to make, pave and go my own way. And I've been much better for it. I don't need some broad to make me feel like a man. I'm not a virgin (as if that matters to anyone other than a retard faggot or a high school student) I just don't require female validation. I've had sex since going my own way, but I also don't need it. I've turned it down as well.

you can have both as long as you find someone who isnt paranoid and controlling. and if they are, do what you want anyway and if they leave thats a them problem

cuz i'm straight

Because my fiancee would probably leave me if I had one.

eww whos straight nowaday, thats pretty gay

autism is strong in me

LOL! Hilarious fellas!

gf really oldstyle. stressing shit. nobody need any more. we have internet and waifus

"rent is better than buy" by wise man

im fat

"It's gay to be straight" by Hughey Louis and the Jews

Dont want one atm, would rather get drunk, pump random bitches and rinse and repeat

I don't like human beings.

yes

Aspie

Mainly cause I just wanna fuck and not be tied down to one girl. Anyone else like this ? Also my standards are really high since I’m 6’1

i have issues getting in to something long term but when im there im pretty rock solid about staying, think that mostly just me not liking change

cant say i relate to just wanting to fuck, i dont really get much out of it

fat, ugly, play video games, watch anime, introverted but able to socialize (just dislike socializing in person)

worst part is just turned 30 and there is no hope, gave up a long time ago though, isn't even something I think about anymore, I'm just not attractive and gave up long ago, used to try to work out 2 hours a day 5 days a week in my early twenties, amounted to jack shit, can't fix being ugly and socially awkward

>standards high since im 6'1
Just lol

you cant really fix a lot of the ugly no, unless youre just chatting shit and being insecure, the fat bit really aint that hard to sort out, just have an attractive personality and get lucky finding someone who wants that, needy people arent that hard to find

thats a rip

Because I look like Brian Peppers on crack

I'm insecure about my penis, not just the size... You see, I masturbate alot like ALOT for a long time, like one in the morning and one in the night, I been like this for years even when I was a kid, (I'm 26 ) and I think I broke my pee pee, I had a grilfriend for 2 years and I had sex Whit her, iit was. Pretty difficult for me, it was hard to even pop an erection and when I did it , couldn't keep it for so long, I I couldn't use condoms becuz as soon as I put it my pee pee become flacid like a Noddle... Eventually I get to had a fully erection but only if I fuck her doggie style, and for a few minutes almost 10 minutes, she was pretty understandable and patients Wiht, she never take feel bad or laugh at me, an she always tell how it was... I we form a good bound and I really love her...

Part 1

Part 2
She was chubby, and well I wasn't really into that, so I blame my masturbation problem and her chubby Boody for my lack of popping a boner cuz when I masturbate I can pop a boner in seconds and keep it for a while, things get hard and we broke up , so i start to look for a casual sex, and I find a girl, she was a whore, but was ok cuz I just wanna fuck and I did, we were at my place I star kissing her and dry humping her, she was like skinny nice body , more cute than my chubby ex, and by the way I'm into feet like alot, and my ex always let me kiss, lick and smell her feets, the problem was that I didn't like her feet, the didn't smell bad, and her toes were kinda chubby, but this new girl that I was about to fuck, damn her feet were so good, the smell so good, so as I was in my bead Wiht her I say "fuck this I gonna fuck this bicht" I pull her pants off, pull my pants off, get and erection just for smelling her feets and when I put the condom... Happen the same shit again, my fuking penis die, and I couldn't make it work, I was trying, and she realized, I was dying on fuking shame till finally I could and I fuck her doggy style, take a while and I came kinda fast, I lie to her telling that I feel bad for the sushi we eat a few hours ago... She understood, now that let me thing that wasn't my ex.. its me the problem, now I'm completely insecure, and I don't even make te attempt to meet someone else..
That's why I don't have a grilfriend...

Sorry for my broken English, I was afraid the post die, so I type as fast as I could, now I just realize all the mistakes I made lol

simple fix to your flacid dick, just use some Viagra

Dude, I'm 26 I shouldn't had this problem, I don't wanna use anything, I want to be able to do it on my selft...

and? maybe you cant anymore or maybe it just the anxiety of it after a little while with the same person im sure you wont need it, same thing happened to a friend of mine and now he never needs it

because fuck you

>6 months
>honeymoon

>doesnt know what the honeymoon stage is
>never has relationships

Sounds logical...

But I'm seriously thinking on go to a psychologist, I think my problem is more mental than physical

You are literally a pedophile.

yeah? probably anxiety of being close with someone by the looks of things

I had a gf
She was virtually perfect, I was her first major long-term relationship.
After a year of being together, she breaks it off via text because of cold feet, wanting to see other people, hoping to continue the relationship with me when she's at a more stable stage in her life.
I told her I don't do pauses and broke it off with her

My first long-term gf was borderline, bipolar, and abusive in every way, I lost my virginity to her because she blackmailed me with rape threats if I ever left her. That unwillingly lasted for a year

My second long-term gf had underlying schizophrenia and broke up 7 months into the relationship because the voices were telling her to hurt me

My third long-term gf, the one I mentioned originally, was perfect in virtually every way but got scared because she thought it was too good to last.

That's why I don't have a girlfriend now
Whether it's bad luck or something genuinely to do with me, I think I'm better suited to be alone

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Yes I feel alot of anxiety, the only act of showing my selft or my penis to someone give this anxiety, like I say I have no trubles on masturbating

I don't have a girlfriend probably because I'm too shy, coupled with the fact that I distrust most people, especially women.

People are assholes. I don't mean that I'm a Nice Guy™. I'm not. It's because of how we've evolved. Way too often it's easier to be an asshole and getting away with it, than be genuine and honest. This is true for both genders.

I try to be honest and forthcoming when talking and interacting with people, but this malign distrust I have for them makes it difficult to look for reciprocation. Like, if someone says I am nice, I immediately distrust them and think something along the lines of "What do they mean 'I am nice'? What are they really up to?" that sort of thing. For some reason I am more aligned with negative responses about my personality than positive ones.

Doesn't matter now too. I've long since given up on finding a girlfriend, I'll just go through life without ever finding someone I can love and share my life with.

I believe, In the end of things, you can really just trust yourself.

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dont go with mentally fucked bitches, although im one to talk cos i love that shit, and the reason the last one gave is a lie
i have had issues like that in the past but most of my friends have seen my dick and this point and it doesnt bother me, when you put yourself out there it gets easier

Anxiety and usually like keeping to myself unless I find something in common to build on

Because i like having money and not being accused of rape or any offence.

see i seem to have an unnatural ability to just get every dirty little secret out of people, i think its because im a decent listener and people like venting to someone like that, but i never reciprocate unless someone specifically asks as im a very closed off person which makes relationships a bit weird for me because i know everything about someone and they know comparatively nothing in my mind

Because I'm better than everyone.

Because, after 35 years of chronic singledom, I've realized women don't like me.

> paranoid /pol/ack

lol

autism

dont worry keep volunteering, youll get somewhere with someone there at some point

I do. She's sweet and horny and I'm quickly falling in love with her

I don't really know what "adventure" means, but I do know that I don't do it and don't have any interest in it. I have social skills, but I'm an introvert and burnt out from Working For A Living. I'm only attracted to my own pretty thin body-type or thinner and/or fitter. And apparently the only people I attract are fat single parents or fat crazy people. And so here we are.

ugly
fat
bad attitude
not social
bad job

I don’t think I can. Any time I get close to someone, I kind of get tired of them.

you're a retard

I have one and I'm still not happy.

i have a wife

A healthy relationship with a compatible partner where you both find each other attractive will improve your life, but won't solve unrelated problems. An unhealthy relationship with an incompatible partner you find unattractive will make your life worse than the loneliness.

Because my wife wouldnt approved.

yep, i'm living that first hand.

I do, she just doesn't know

Because I'm average looking and I don't tolerate obese bitches with tattoos

We see each other almost every day but haven't had sex in almost three weeks, it's quite frustrating for someone with a really high sex drive

I gave on life a couple years ago after my last relationship and now I'm secretly hoping I did in a freak accident or something

that's a shitty excuse
you need money to fix your tooth? What's your 3rd world country man?
as long as you don't go in public I think it's all good
nice one
you sound virgin buddy
you don't get married after 6 months wtf bro
that's dumb, being broke can be changed, and being ugly has nothing to do with confidence
girls want the alpha
take the chad way friend
fuck off my b normies
you speak like an edgy 16yo boi my boi
I bet on this guy for the next mass shooting
>the only thing gf can offer is sex
that's retarded, just an hero and be gone with it
waifu =/= gf

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so no child, and your life will serve no purpose? k
yup, feminine cock ftw
tru dat, until one day when you will start to cry every night and/or drink at least 10 beers a week
if you are under 30, it's 100% normal
enjoy your aids
>fat, ugly, play video games, watch anime, introverted
I'm like that too, but I have a qt gf so no excuse for you bro
pic?
a neighbour died from viagra, all town knew it in a week, poor soul was a joke for weeks
coz you didn't find da soulmate mate
when you find your best friend/yourself in a girl, you can't ever get bored (unless you have no personality/passion, then you are the problem not the girls)

Am I killing this thread?

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