>become the Chad
Hear me out
I spent the past year busting my ass
And it's paying off.
Quit drinking. Step one. Go to rehab if you have to (I did, it was actually a blast). They really don't chase you for money, they write everything off
Got a commute to a job you hate? Fuck it. Quit. Get a job delivering pizzas at the place around the corner.
Gradually work up to better jobs again, jump around a bit. I personally did food delivery, retail and telemarketing (wouldn't recommend telemarketing) all the while keeping my Indeed account open and current
Once you get your job situation sorted out, and you don't hate going to work, you'll find you have some free time and energy
Go to the gym
Just go, start with freeweights. Start with the damn rowing machine if you have to, work up to a basic full body exercise routine. Treat your body as if it's a machine you're fixing
You will see dramatic improvement within a month
Show a little bit of bicep in your profile pic, and Archer up the innuendo, you will notice a huge difference in the quality of matches
(Protip - Tinder is about timing. Buy gold, so you'll be notified when someone likes you, you can like them back immediately. This approach has given me over 90% return on messages, more than half turned into dates, which turned into a sweaty adventure in the back seat of the car
Become the Chad
>Chad is vain
>Chad is strong
>Chad knows what he wants
>Chad says what he means
>Chad isn't afraid of "coming on too strong"
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