People are too offended now days. Nobody knows how to take a joke anymore. Example:

People are too offended now days. Nobody knows how to take a joke anymore. Example:

> In class, community college sucks
> Sitting next to black kid, Jamarcus
> Have to shit
> Go to bathroom
> Push out a big long turd
> Turd looks like a black cock
> I get a funny idea
> Grab turd and stuff it in bag
> Back in class, sitting at desk
> Throw turd at front of classroom for all students and teacher to see
> Yell “Jamarcus, I think your dick fell off!”
> Nobody laughs
> People start screaming in disgust and confusion, yelling “wtf”
> No one got the joke. Those who did did not appreciate it
> I quickly exit while everyone is freaking out over my poop

Next class will probably be very awkward.

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And then everyone clapped

> "... Turd looks like a black cock ..."
how many ethnic minority cocks have you already seen in order to confidently make this assertion?

I have a suspicion you're the olive garden fag trying to redeem his shit non believable story

You tried this last week. It's just as stupid this week.

Hahaha, yeah that’s what the kid had in his diaper.

Fucking newfags don't understand what pasta is. Lurk moar faggots.

>implying OP‘s girl-like incel ass is capable of producing such a alpha chad turd

I wish. More like everyone screamed and threw books lol

I mean it just looks like a cock that is black poop is the same color as black people so I just assumed.

What?

XD

Who wouldn't know what pasta is? I'm sure everyone has tried spagetti at least once in their life ya roody poo

Is this one of those fake and gay things you four channers do? IT is! I am here for one!

My turd was actually bigger then that ha

Not fake and gay, pretty sure someone filmed the act. Just go on redit. It's probably on r/publicfreakout or something

It doesn't exist ya lying faggot

What are you Mexican? Shit should stay in the toilet.

>implying I'd go on that shit hole of a website

It's something a 12 year old does. Like it actually happened.

Did you even try looking it up? It happened in Dallas if that helps

Im fucking Italian American you asshole

You could probably use google too

You're not funny stupid nigger, kill yourself

Im fucking 19 not 12 retard

Ah, it happened in Dallas. What school?

Odd, you sound like a 12 year old.

I mean I was held back 3 years if that explains anything

Were you in special ed?

Autism.

> "... I just assumed. " ;
pull the other one.

Yeh but for only one year, and no I'm not retarded