People are too offended now days. Nobody knows how to take a joke anymore. Example:
> In class, community college sucks > Sitting next to black kid, Jamarcus > Have to shit > Go to bathroom > Push out a big long turd > Turd looks like a black cock > I get a funny idea > Grab turd and stuff it in bag > Back in class, sitting at desk > Throw turd at front of classroom for all students and teacher to see > Yell “Jamarcus, I think your dick fell off!” > Nobody laughs > People start screaming in disgust and confusion, yelling “wtf” > No one got the joke. Those who did did not appreciate it > I quickly exit while everyone is freaking out over my poop
Next class will probably be very awkward.
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July 25, 2019 - 18:40
And then everyone clapped
July 25, 2019 - 18:44
> "... Turd looks like a black cock ..." how many ethnic minority cocks have you already seen in order to confidently make this assertion?
July 25, 2019 - 18:46
I have a suspicion you're the olive garden fag trying to redeem his shit non believable story
July 25, 2019 - 18:46
You tried this last week. It's just as stupid this week.
July 25, 2019 - 18:47
Hahaha, yeah that’s what the kid had in his diaper.
July 25, 2019 - 18:48
Fucking newfags don't understand what pasta is. Lurk moar faggots.
July 25, 2019 - 18:50
>implying OP‘s girl-like incel ass is capable of producing such a alpha chad turd
July 25, 2019 - 18:51
I wish. More like everyone screamed and threw books lol
July 25, 2019 - 18:51
I mean it just looks like a cock that is black poop is the same color as black people so I just assumed.
July 25, 2019 - 18:52
Who wouldn't know what pasta is? I'm sure everyone has tried spagetti at least once in their life ya roody poo
July 25, 2019 - 18:53
Is this one of those fake and gay things you four channers do? IT is! I am here for one!
July 25, 2019 - 18:53
My turd was actually bigger then that ha
July 25, 2019 - 18:53
Not fake and gay, pretty sure someone filmed the act. Just go on redit. It's probably on r/publicfreakout or something
July 25, 2019 - 18:54
It doesn't exist ya lying faggot
July 25, 2019 - 18:57
What are you Mexican? Shit should stay in the toilet.
July 25, 2019 - 18:59
>implying I'd go on that shit hole of a website
July 25, 2019 - 18:59
It's something a 12 year old does. Like it actually happened.
July 25, 2019 - 19:00
Did you even try looking it up? It happened in Dallas if that helps
July 25, 2019 - 19:00
Im fucking Italian American you asshole
July 25, 2019 - 19:00
You could probably use google too
July 25, 2019 - 19:01
You're not funny stupid nigger, kill yourself
July 25, 2019 - 19:01
Im fucking 19 not 12 retard
July 25, 2019 - 19:01
Ah, it happened in Dallas. What school?
July 25, 2019 - 19:03
Odd, you sound like a 12 year old.
July 25, 2019 - 19:03
I mean I was held back 3 years if that explains anything
July 25, 2019 - 19:12
> "... I just assumed. " ; pull the other one.
July 25, 2019 - 19:23
Yeh but for only one year, and no I'm not retarded
July 25, 2019 - 19:27