Milf thread

The one I posted or this one. I've only had the balls to grab a few creeps.

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any tits?

Damn she seems so energetic and young from these photos.

She is. Super positive and the sweetest person I've ever met. She's just a sweetheart.

No titpics, I'm too much of a pussy to take alot of photos around her.

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yes. he is obviously asking whether anybody ever took a saw to her ole mom and cut her in half. are you dense?

Lel my mom has sent me tit pics

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Bullshit that’s not your mom

nice

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ru kidding. ARE YOU KIDDING. greentext that shit plox

Ever sniffed her panties?

Go on..

Why? How?

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Found 68 pictures of my mom naked and playing with herself when I was 14 or 15. She honestly wasn't even that attractive naked it was just so fucking hot and dirty that I jerked off to it all the time.

Lots of times. I've also squeezed her butt while hugging her, kissed her on the mouth and spooned with her and held her. I just wish I had the balls to go further, but I always pussy out.

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Ive told this story on Yea Forums many times

>be college grad, move to a new city
>happens to be be a place mom travels too for work often
>unbeknownst to me mom and dad are having issues/near divorce
>As a result me and mom end up hanging out a bunch
>get closer
>She starts to stay over sometimes
>skipping some deets but one night we hook up
>Its weird and silent and fast sex
>Next time she comes back we do it again
>She finally confronts me about what we are doing
>We decide we like it
>Fuck like crazy for the next 2 years, basically full on affair
>Eventually mom tells her and dad are working it out so we should stop seeing eachother
>agree

We sometimes still hook up from time to time if things align right, like once a year maybe. only a handfull of nudes because tbh we had minimal sexting/sexual messages via text to stay secretive.

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how does she react when you squeeze her ass?

My mom used to sleep in panties years ago

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Lol this happened to me.

Dad gave me this old box of porn in the bottom of the box were a bunch of Polaroids he must have forgotten they were in there. Blown many loads to my 20 yo old moms 70's bush

Do it pussy if you’ve been able to squeeze her ass you should be fine. Just keep flirting with her subtlety and telling her how beautiful she is. In a few months you two will be cuddling and she let you feel all over her without saying a thing. What you choose to do after is your choice, just depends on how much you wanna fuck her.

post pics

Jealous... :(

Mum was walking down hallway bout to take a bath had gown on it opened saw hairy puss

Id have to scan them or something, I threw out the old porn years ago, have the pics stashed away in a box in my closet.

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>forgotten they were in there.
Your Dad knew what was up... his gift to you

She giggled and I played it off as a joke. I was diamonds tho, the softest smoothest thing I've ever touched.

Thats the thing, While we've been cuddling I've had the feeling I could just run my hands anywhere but I get super nervous and afraid shes gonna think its gone too far and freak. Last time we cuddled I had my hand on her belly inside her top and she just lay there.

just take pics of them with your phone

That`s so hot
Got kik or anything?

Man I need more of her and about her
Please have kik or discord?

maybe ill go dig them out.

That wouldnt put it past him tbh fam.

i love milf butt

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Reminds me of the show spanking the monkey .

That’s the thing, you’ve got to work this situation like a doctah. You’ve got to flirt with her in really sensual way. Like compliment her on things only you would know about and compliment her looks and idiosyncrasies. Do this for a couple a months and she’ll be vulnerable enough for you to be able to touch her. As I said before you decide how far you wanna take this. That’s on you. But if you really want that milf pussy. Then do what I’ve just said right here. And also post her ass pics when you get the chance. No face, just ass and maybe pussy.

When I was 16 my Mum leaned over and gave me a hug whilst wearing a loose fitting robe. I rested my forehead on her shoulder, looked down and saw her tits hanging freely underneath! I couldn't believe it - her dark pink nipples inches from my face. Tried to prolong that hug as long as possible while drinking in the view...

Similar story

>be youngfag
>Little sister is....lets just say underaged
>She takes a bunch of nudes and shit and puts them on her computer
>Using the computer one day and find them
>save them to usb drive
>put them on my computer
>Go to jerk of material for like a year
>One day dad needs to go on my pc
>Finds the pics
>OFUGIMDEAD.jpg
>Asks if I had permision
>Tell him know
>He asks how I got them, I tell him
>He takes the usb with the pics
>pats me on the shoulder looks me right in eye
>"Never take things without your sisters permission" winks and leaves with USB
>Tfw your dad is probably also jerking to the nudes of his daughter.

It was a good moment. Cant post for obvious reasons.

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Unfortunately

Mostly just facebook here is from almost a year ago with all of us on vacation.

my kik is pkbeef2 but I dont have any special pics to share on there with you, you can keep it all in thread m8

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Probably gonna try and get a bit more flirty with her to see how she reacts. If the reaction is positive I might have more stones to go for it while cuddling and stuff.

I hooked my gfs dad up with her nudes after perving on her and her sister with him while having beers together. I'm pretty convinced wincest is way more common than people act.

nudes?

Not pertinent to the thread but wth

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Fuck yeah man, just look at how people treated young girls and talked about their families on old 70's game shows like family feud

No it isn't Goldstein

FUUUUUCK I cant wait for my daughter to grow up

That’s the thing you got to be very subtle to ensure she doesn’t freak but if she’s comfortable flirt all you want fam. That’s all the advice I got for you. I hope one day you get a taste of that pussy user.

It's probably more common, but not NEARLY as much as you'd like.

>Incest isnt common
>top fetish on most porn sites
>most sex stories have an incest component

fuck off.

Did he ask for them after you told him you had them?

50 year old aunt, got a few nudes

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Gotta be real nice to her so that she develops wincest fetishes

Post them shits.

Thanks for the confidence boost anonbro, I'm fucking doin' it.

hot. Kik?

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Tremendous. go talk to her rn tell her that’s she looks really pretty today.

Nah, we were staring at her and her sister while they were sunbathing and we were on a terrace drinking together. Later at night we were back on the terrace drinking and talk turned to the girls, at some point he said he'd wished he'd gotten a better look and I said I could arrange that, and I did.

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Kek my exes dad paid me 500$ for nudes a few months after we broke up.

Its all over the pace especially with smart phones.

>pic relevant.

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Damn she looks like she can suck a cock

She lives in another city, I'm not 12 dude. I'll give her a call later today tho and see when I could go and visit.

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>gotta pay an ex for your daughters nudes
>Bad fucking move

I'm loading my daughters phone up to the gills with spyware when she grows up, aint no one gonna know shit.

Yeah I expect med as much which make this whole thing come together even better. Tell her that you really wanted to talk with her and really enjoy being around her and then ask when you could visit again.

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You gotta understand man, these guys are not as in tune with tech like us 30 yo boomers.

Zoomers and younger get to bask in an endless stream of family nudes thanks to the internet. Im right with you there have a 2yo and another on the way, our families are pretty hot so IM sure they'll be sexy AF I cant wait.

post

more of her if you have it. wow

Kik?

Let’s see them

yes it is Shekelblatt. You guys just want us to spread our genes around to make them diluted.

I already posted some but here's another one

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How did you get these? Stole off her phone or what?

One time at table mum had an itch scratched under shirt,tit fell out .

Yeah, her funeral was pretty fucked up.

Moar

Keep em coming man she fine af

Post more mums.

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Should I post a pic of my 67 yrs old mom's ass in panties?

Yes

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XD

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Thread is dying bros. I don't have anymore creeps of my mom but would love to keep talking.

please do

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Slut milf whale tail

My mom accidentally had a nipslip in front of me once while she was bending down to clean something. Was uncomfortable and we never talked about it again lol
Fyi I'm not attracted to my mom like that

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Great body

I showered with my mum till i was like 15, that was pretty dope.

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That's a terrific ass I'd bury my face in

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So my plan is to basically seduce my mom once, act all freaked out afterwards and have her "convince" me its all ok and then from there take it to where we can make love on the regular, every time I visit. I've been in love with this woman for the last decade, I can be a bit manipulative at this point right?

Yeah, really weird night I was out (live in a party town) happened to run into my Mom and one of her slutty friends, Me and my buddies hung out with them, asked if they wanted to come get drinks back at my place (walking distance)

We were all super fucked up and my mom and her friends started getting very sexual and aggressive with me and my roommate, I ended up fucking her friend while my buddy fucked my mom on the sectional couch like 3 feet from me.

So ive seen it all and I think she might be down to fuck, I wouldn't say no but im not against it.

We promised to never tell my Dad of course, little does Mom know that my dad and I double teamed some whore on a golf Trip a few years earlier so I figure they are even.

Pretty close to incest but not quite all the way. Pic related.

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>she giggled
>when you groped ur mom's ass
well, then repeat it, motherfucker (lol pun not intended). see if you can squeeze for a little longer, maybe pull on it a little. it's ok to hesitate and be freaked out. and that's why you need to get comfortable in a zone first before you move to the next uncomfortable one.

Tbf she was a bit drunk then. I'm sure she took it as a joke.

rofl. your pepe is literally the best thing you could have found to accompany your story xDDD

this

people with no understanding of a subject should refrain from touching it.

burn in hell sinner

moar?

Actually believes porn is representative of anything in reality. Tard x2

this is an older pic of her

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Moar please

>ch which make this
my nigger

What?

disregard the greentext, no idea wtf happened there

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She most likely will not try to convince you that's it's all ok, this shit only happens in porn. Even if she liked and enjoyed it, there's very high chance that she'll still think that it was wrong and she will likely not initiate anything.
If she hesitates after the first time, just talk to her, say that there's nothing wrong with doing it between two consenting adults who happen to be a family, but nobody needs to know etc. etc.