My girlfriend shat the bed again. Wht the fuck should I do Yea Forums?

Lick it up

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If her name's Rosetta then she's the chosen one, go get her a pen!

stopped doing heroin

Just put her in diaper user turn her into an ab i know i want it

Timestamp. Timestamp. Timestamp... How many times do we need to say the word timestamp before you newfags learn

not even real shit if you look closely

hahahah. can you tell by the pixels you fucking retard?

Resident shit expert. Dr Shitstain to the Emergency Room.

Honestly leave the apartment. Let her wake up and find it. There is no situation that involves you that isn't awful for everybody.

In the mean time because she shit where you sleep post her nudes.

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Now's your chance while her poop hole is lubed up

Get her plastic shieeets kek. Get her to quit drinking or put in a huge buttplug after she passes out

Post her pussy and tits annon. Rape that wore

Fuck here

Cut of here hair.

Change those fucking sheets you dirty honky hillbilly

professional ass wiper here

Make her sleep in diapers.

Cut what of what?

: nice dubs

(a) flush bed & all contents into redneck cesspit.
(b) get new gf

I don't see any shit OP

Here hair

Post here dick op

Fill here as with mentos and stick a Coca-Cola in the back. Make a video and get rich

Stop drugging her and anally raping her.
When she is drugged she has no bowel control.
You should always anally rape sober women.

Na'ah, don't stop drugging and anally raping her, just make sure you put her in a diaper after you're done so you don't have to clean up the bed every time.

Hear hear! Now that's something I can get behind

You can do what i do when my friend shits my bed after a bender. Wake her up nicely, escort her to the bathroom, have a nice warm shower going, strip off her dirty clothes, then wash her. Dry her with a big soft towel and put a warm robe on her. This friend of mine has been sleeping off drunks at my place for a while now. We aren't together and she doesn't count all the time we're naked in the shower as anything sexual. So, by her reckoning i may have seen her naked, or touched her sexual areas, or massaged her sexual areas for sexual gratification. She may have used either of her approved orifices to sexually stimulate me to orgasm as a result of my "handling" of her preferred washing methods, but we have not had "sex".To her we are still strictly friends.

Tell her to see a doctor, she probably has some bowel disease she has no idea about.

There's still the clean up.
Plus if she's sober and sobbing uncontrollably is sweetest sound to sleep to.

Shit in the bed also then blame her for it!