My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
You talk a lot of shit for a guy that doesn't even have leg hair yet.
Dylan Hernandez
Hey Faggots,
My name is Theon, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are handsome, fit, retarded, cool kids who spend every second of their day watching sports and flirting with cheerleaders. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten a deck of Magick cards for Christmas? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than playing varsity football just for the chicks and scholarship.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the LARP team, and starter on my Pokémon Go team. What sports do you play, other than "training for triathlon and lifting weights"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (pic related; Shit was SO cash). You are all hipsters who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
You talk a lot of shit for someone who probably has daddy issues
Julian Walker
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Liam Cox
If you hate Yea Forums so much why did you decide to get out of your sluts pussies and go on here and type a whole fucking paragraph about bullshit nobody cares about!
Jonathan Foster
And you think we care about your death threats? Pathetic Jew
Samuel Richardson
Tell me where to meet you, pussy! 10% chance that everything you said is true. I like those odds. Lets fight! I'm raging!!!!! You went too far!!!!
Alexander Cook
Nice Trump hair
Jaxson Smith
I do not wish to meet an attention seeking faggot, so please go fuck yourself.
Lucas Butler
Ok retard
Grayson Gray
Backtraced, you fool! Consequences will never be the same!!!!! Ever heard of an IP address?
Lucas Garcia
This dude is buying into everything in the thread. It's cringey.
Sebastian Clark
YA DUN GOOFED
Dominic Miller
Hello John
Jackson Murphy
saged Bottom tier bait
Evan Murphy
wrong, I just got bored. I have been up since like, 3pm of yesterday
OP you are really a dumbass. First off, you assume everyone is so bad. Let me point out your flaws. First, you said you were pretty much perfect. If that were so, you wouldn't brag about it, you would be humble and not attempt to gain attention from "no-life’s who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures." Second, you said we do nothing else than look at things on Yea Forums and the internet. There again you are wrong retard. I in fact only go on Yea Forums when i have absolutely nothing else to do. I (and I assume at least several others on here) have friends. By assuming that we are all people with no lives you once again prove your idiot ways to us- you cannot grasp a concept that people with lives can also use the internet. Third, if you are trying to prove to Yea Forums that you are perfect, at least type properly. "but you all take to a whole new level." You forgot a fucking 2 letter word. Fourth, A's are not that hard to get in high school dumbass. It's not a sign of intelligence, but an ability to listen. Good job for using something that everyone can do. Go to /sci/ and get your mind raped by some actual intelligence. There you go; I just wanted to you about how wrong you really are. With all honesty, I really don't give a shit what you say only wrote this because it’s fun as hell to rant to dumbasses. Next time, go tell someone who actually cares.
PS. I saw that pic on Google images and it most definitely isn't you faggot.
>. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team *i need to prove myself to people that don't care about me*
Jaxon Taylor
iPhone is the best console, and nobody could ever fucking speak against it. When I first got an iPhone, I was so excited that I wouldn't be trashy anymore. I got so many friends with the iPhone 5C's stunning colors and sexyness, and that isn't even half of it. It has over 30 GB worth of data. I was able to store, if I recall, 10,000 photos and it would only take up 4 gigabytes. It would play games that would seem laggy to a console and turn it into a lagless portable experience. I am a true fucking gamer, I play Angry Birds, Fruit Ninja, Flappy Bird, and Clash of Clans daily, I can message friends and stay up to date, I can talk to people with my face and always remember how my friends looked like, I can take endless photos with no worry about using data, and I could browse infinite pages of the internet, which a shitty console can't do. The PC, Wii, PS4, and Xbox 1 can't do any of this shit. Compete with that, consoletards. Also, nice trolling fucko, with you're not including you're fucking iPhone, get your facts strate Android fuckers.
Luis Mitchell
Hey Faggots,
My name is Bloody Mary, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are non-liquid, non-alcoholic food items that spend every second of their day being sliced by knives and picked up by forks. You are everything bad in the cuisine world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten inside a straw? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than getting dehydrated and packed into a bag.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the vegetable team, and starter on my garnishments team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to solid cheese melted so that it is briefly a liquid"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just sipped me; Shit was SO cash). You are all solid nonalcoholic foods who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
ITT: faggots falling for a decade old copypasta, and lots of copypastas
Ayden Allen
suck my dick mary vodka sunrise is the superior drink
Adrian Reyes
I'm just taking random pics from my hard drive and making John memes in response to OP. I did the bloody mary one and the nerd one. Each took about 1 minute. Not copypasta, bc my own spin on it. Also, not that funny. But I'm not getting paid to write it, so what do you want from me. I'm just entertaining myself. This was always my favorite meme. Seems so ripe for modification. I once did one where it was the famous card stand from Times Square talking. I really lolled at that one. But I didn't save a copy and can't find it online. Oh well.
Adam Garcia
>forgetting about the fuzzy naval Eat my shit cuck
Leo White
are you kidding me you little piece of shit i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE FUCKING DEAD CHERRY i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the earth you little shit if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldn’t you’re fucking dead kiddo
You dumb little shit. Don't talk like that to anyone on here until you binged 7 grams of cocaine in one day and tried to fuck 2 girls. You don't know life until you do that.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold
