This thread is haiku

This thread is haiku
only post haikus in thread
refrigerator

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Why write a haiku?
It's such boring poetry.
This new thread is gay.

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How many syllables is nigger?
I really hope it is just one
Or else my poem sucks

why post meanie things
dont be a meanie weenie
be a chill will

At work I am now
Phone in hand glowing brightly
Get paid taking shits

eat some more fiber
take longer poops while working
more poop more money

You're illiterate
First and second lines are wrong
Eat shit and die, fag

Enter the bathroom
Masturbate furiously
"Sorry it took long"

its took so long
cause my schlong is very big
your mom cant handle

metamucil is
key to big shit key to life
take it twice daily