Celeb Thread
Beach Time Edition
Celeb Thread
Connor Bennett
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Jacob Long
Juan Richardson
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Hudson Johnson
>Not /Beach Bitches/ edition.
Have we really sank this low? - n -
Aaron Taylor
I listen to her music more than I jerk off to her. But she is beautiful and sexy as hell.
Wyatt Gonzalez
It's the same temperature here as in Cuba today. I could be over there surrounded by cute Anas instead of this shithole.
Not enough ;_;
Complaining about the weather is #1 British pasttime, you can't appropriate that
Sebastian Rogers
Angel King
can't you like two things the same?
Like breeding a girl and getting a blowjob from her?
Sebastian Nelson
Ilu Poppy
Jack Cruz
Samuel Sanders
Call me back when it's 120 degrees.
Levi Carter
Little chocolate schnoekies lol
Jayden King
Juan Jackson
it must be Thailand or somewhere lmao
Chase Long
OMG don't blare your music like that X__x
Caleb Young
neighbours man....
Bentley White
Is this a nudist beach
Chase Bailey
Kek
Connor Bell
>Babs
Oh no please no. I don't need to touch myself anymore.
Easton Rogers
Soz I'm here but I'm like half assing it.
Joshua Butler
it sounds like Whitney Housten fml
Oliver Sullivan
That heel dangling from her foot right in front of me...
Jacob Gomez
story of my life
That's above boiling point user, I don't think it gets that hot
Bentley Diaz
I II I I I I WILL ALWAAAYS LOOO-OOOVE YO-OOOOU
Connor Rodriguez
I don't have it 24/7 but I know when I do it's someone having a party
Brandon Scott
Ryan Peterson
Fuck it, I'm going out for 10 mins, I'm parched like a toucan on a rainbow road in Mario Cart
Jose Rivera
Jordan Robinson
must not get hard
Julian Ward
For you suppressed niggerlovers
Ryan Brown
dat a Sersh?
Daniel Campbell
White guys kryptonite
Hunter King
William Anderson
Samuel Lewis
Why settle for the poor mans version?
Brandon Lewis
So true... hng.
Leo Perry
White guy here. No, this disgusting mass of plastic and makeup designed to appear as a sheboon is not appealing at all.
She's only somewhat attractive because she has some white genes.
Liam Barnes
>t. Amerimutt
"""white"""
Christian Ramirez
Tiddies looking natural AF NGL.
You're fucking a white male!
Evan Roberts
Kayden Myers
is that a challenge?
Show me which is better, or if i have to like them both equally
Leo Reed
>You're fucking a white male!
So what Aids Skrillex?
>And then one day, for no reason at all, people voted Hitler into power
Xavier Wright
Henry Richardson
Like clockwork
its reel
Zachary Wilson
cute socks :3
Zachary Smith
lmao
Is this reel life? kek
Too bad they don't match the rest of her outfit. 2/10.
Levi Williams
No, I am a pure white. But I would gladly end that line to make a mutt with her!
Robert Gonzalez
I really don't like this hairstyle especially on adult women. She keeps this up and she's not gonna be sleeping in my bed.
Samuel Evans
It's just fantasy
Cameron Butler
>No, I am a pure white.
Okay then what ethnicity/ethnicities?
Wyatt Edwards
Ri is disgusting compared to a nigger fuckdoll goddess like Nicki. I want all the curves and the sluttyness
Jose Jenkins
elii.cc(slash)hlsko
Andrew Lewis
Noah Stewart
dsls
Nicholas King
totally agree, still, I like that kind of footless sock
however it is called
Jayden Thompson
thats why she got smacked
Ayden Brooks
Joseph Flores
Anyone got Tay or Hayden pics?
Nathan Bennett
Good morning anons!
Levi Perry
morn mewbrother
(You)
Jayden Gutierrez
Lewd...
Austin Turner
Fuck i'm hard for Babs
Daniel Ramirez
Her lips are making me think lewd thoughts.
Nolan Collins
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!!!!!
Blake Ward
>TFW these two ask if they can stay over at your place for a few days while they find a new apartment and they promise "you'll have a lot of fun" but then on the first day you catch them fighting like this so you have to kick em out.
(;￣ --￣) This why I don't help people anymore.
Nathan Flores
Not my or her fault
They probably stole some money
Levi Lopez
hey mewnon
Jason Green
JESUS CHRIST THAT IS CUTE
Morning ririfren. She thick.
Jacob Cooper
*Blacks, braps and blocks your path*
Logan Richardson
>Not my or her fault
getting hard anyway
Dominic Long
Heil Caesar
Julian Flores
Hnghh
Thomas Reyes
weak
missed ur reply dummy
hi tho, that she be
Josiah Thompson
Stop...
Leo Cox
Dis is schnoekies chin rubs time
Jacob Hall
L O L
Asher Wilson
Can't
Jace Wilson
WHERE'S MY WALLET?! ;p
Ayden Smith
Why not?
All 2 dollar and 67 cents are gone
Hudson Perez
im gonna fuck emma so hard
Landon Bailey
Because she's "stimulating" to look at.
Adrian Long
No you aint
Julian Watson
That was supposed to last me till the end of the month...
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Charles Perez
Could Maisie Williams be confused for a boy at the beach? fathercomplex.com
Christopher Bell
How are you babs?
Brody Rodriguez
Oh great the fren shitters are awake. Eat shit.
Jaxon Wood
Capotolline Hill, is that you calling
Post-mortem Ceasar still rules
Samuel Hill
user... That's my precious daughter
5 days with that much money? What a feast it would have been
Hunter Richardson
Who?
Blake Cruz
Vagueness leaves you to free-for-all abuse
Jordan Howard
#truth
Thomas Howard
drunk mouths speak what shy minds quiver to say
Caleb King
I'm well, just a bit bummed out by the heat
Gabriel Long
I would know I'm fucking shy as they come
Owen Bennett
My father was opposite, dare say whatever to him boom he had the lips of frankie sinatra baby
Joshua Lewis
People loved him which is why "suicide" is complete cockamamie, sweetheart
Jayden Murphy
*boop*
:D
Matthew Ramirez
If only you could shoot it.
Stay hydrated!
Matthew Clark
Sup homies.
Xavier Perry
I would have suicided before he would
Justin Ward
mornin, neeners
Gavin Harris
#boom bitch get out the way, bitch! Get out the way!
Connor Taylor
lel
Aiden Miller
yeah i am. Ill fuck her in a bathtub, so afterwards shes got a nice and hot jizz bath to relax in
Jaxson Thompson
Based and classy neener!
Goo morning!
Chase Cruz
I'd probably starve to death, all I have is this Elle but I don't think anyone would want to buy her... < _
David Long
So long as Pope rules then Ceasar rules.
Why do they say money flows through your hands like water?
because it is the cash "flow", the "liquid" asset.
What do you find on either sides of the river?
A: banks
What does a bank do? It directs the flow of the CURRENT-sea?
Jacob Kelly
When a mother goes into LABOR she gives birth to a baby
What happens? Her water breaks and she is giving birth. When a ship is at it's harbor it is at BERTH. When a human is born it's giving a birth certificate by a DOC. When a DOCked it is giving a certificate to certify its weight, it's goods and captain, etc details
Nolan Hernandez
He's a ticking time bomb.
Just wait.
Mason Green
Why do we have a court? You play tennis on a court.
Brody Sullivan
Why do we play tennis with a racket? Because it's all a big RACKET.
Thomas Taylor
Bruh... I think you need to lie down for awhile lmao
I'm really doing my best RN, if JJ poster comes online I don't think I'm gonna make it. T n T
Kayden Williams
What's the job of the court? You've got a *TEAM* (collective noun) of lawyers whose job it is to put the ball in the other guy's side of the court and it's the other team's job to put the ball back in the opposing side's court
Benjamin Moore
If you don't know where I'm going with this then I don't cate
Luis Powell
how much for this fucktoy? Is she a part of a set?
Charles Wilson
stay strong
Thomas Myers
ok nobody knows what I'm referencing? Ok then forget it. enjoy the dark: ignorance. the absence of light. enlightment - none
Daniel Gonzalez
yeah Philosophere would turn in their graves at the disgusting ignorance
Ethan Clark
nobody knows? SAD
caesar? rome?
Aiden Johnson
She's just like us...
Justin Jackson
I would...
Leo Ross
crank it up loud til you can't hear the world
Andrew Garcia
Morning qt faced Babsanon.
Morning mewfren
Hi Dadfu, hows things?
Cameron Stewart
Why does a judge wear a black robe?
Priests wear black robes. Rabbis wear black robes.
Black is the color of SATURN
EL is the god of SATURN
El is the god of time. Chronos. Do you know Chronos? Oh, you think you don't but you know who the "G R I M R E A P E R" is yeah, that's the old Bearded man in the sky holding a scyth. He is the god of saturn; the lord of the rings. Wait isn't that a film? Oh shit, yeah it's a film about saturn.
Saturn is the ancient lord who commanded all women bow to their god and wear a wedding RING; an ear RING
Kayden Richardson
Why does the Catholic Pope wear a Yamulke?
Why do Jews kiss the feet of the pope? Because Jews bow to the Vatican.
Ian Wood
Hey
Pretty ok. Just ate some Ramen
How is you?
Who should I post when talking to you?
Jayden Parker
Jews are slaves
John Bennett
>"Whoa she's cute, wonder what she's listening to..."
>It's this
::3
I never play my music out loud tho, always earphones, I'm not embarrassed of my music anymore like I used to but I can hear it better with earplugs anyways.
Do you listen to music out loud?
>PS: Did you post her back on purpose?!
Samuel Hall
They've been persecuted since the crusading era. But they've been used as crucial pieces in the greater chess game.
Hudson Miller
nah I always use earphones, I hate when people play their music out loud lmao
>Not actually, just picking randomly. Must have been subconsciously drawn to datbacc :3
Henry Ortiz
How did you get to be an EL-ite
You got to be an EL-ite
Because you got EL-ected
You got EL-ected
Through: EL-ections
because you were an EL-der
And Elder worships the god saturn
Get it?!?!?!
Ryan Bailey
My m-m-m-m-mistress is v-very b-beautiful a-a-and I-I know th-there a-are m-m-many m-m-men who c-can only d-dream o-of h-having a-a-a-a girl like m-m-mine...
Gabriel Reed
More emma
Blake Clark
I kinda like when people play it out loud, I can easily ignore it and it makes it feel more comfy, but that might be because I live by myself and otherwise it's always very quiet except for the fans I always have on for white noise.
Posting randomly is EZ mode. So is posting Victoria, like all her pics are good. n u n
Ian Price
I’m good, just got to work and looking at qt’s before I have to go in. Post whomever you want. Hope you’re not melting like all the other German anons.
Julian Perry
It takes time but one day you will all get it. It doesn't matter now.
Brayden Allen
I-I'm s-s-so lucky t-to h-have a-a-a beautiful c-celebrity m-m-m-mistress...
Caleb Mitchell
Maybe safety qt will show up again!
Logan Wood
idk I'm one of those autists that hates loud noises, if theres music playing its hard to focus on anything else
Anthony Mitchell
MEW as Ramona
Jose Foster
Aiden Harris
Ryder Bennett
Suck me off
Adrian Carter
Everybody is too spinless and brainwashed to get it
It's ok, Epstein controversies can slap them in the face and they wouldn't even bat an eyelid because they're so indoctrinated into a freemasonic system of LIES
Matthew Barnes
urcute
Angel Carter
I'll be careful not to have any balloons around you then. Wouldn't want one of them to pop!
(n v n)ゞ
Parker Ross
Probably not, they usually only come out once a month.
Hey Laurabro, anything new and good?
Jacob Parker
they're so stupid they would sell their own family out to save themselves
Julian Evans
No it's super cool here in my building
Hope you have fun
Carson Richardson
Fucking pathetic blithering, bottom-of-the-barrel scum of the earth pffft
Jose Jenkins
Angel Jones
so qt
ty user
not really I'm gonna go to the store in abit
Ethan Fisher
I would shoot every disgusting corrupted barnacle if I could
Caleb Rodriguez
lel thanks, I think one pop might be alright. It's usually repetitive or constant noise that annoys me. So if you keep popping balloons we gonna have problems
Austin Barnes
You're a retard. Shut up.
Jason Rogers
This.
Wyatt Ortiz
hahaha
Josiah Perry
I hope the day just goes by quick. Yesterday dragged and dragged.
Well I hope you find everything you want and need. Then you find some candy.
Levi Stewart
Jayden Howard
No problems!
I'm gonna be on and off for a bit, might go to sleep not sure, I just didn't wanna leave you hanging.
Hudson Perry
>going outside in this weather
I'll pray for you
How will he ever recover?
Jackson Walker
I love it when girls manspread
Gabriel Watson
Ah these are the worst days
I gotta work today and tomorrow and then have 2 weeks off
Liam Hernandez
That's ok, have a nice day :)
Kayden Clark
Imagine you're so lonely you extrapolate 2 personalities and them comfort your aching loneliness by filling up a thread with a conversation between them. sounds improbable, right?
Brody Cooper
Same to you!
Ryder Young
I mean NOBODY could pull that off and yet here we have a Higgs bosson discovered
Caleb Long
lol, I probably will pick up[ ice cream or something
I went out yesterday and survived
Luke Morgan
Nah, people are just genuinely still nice to him.
He's not crazy. He's just a ginormous asshole with no friends
Levi Fisher
Joshua Adams
You going to do anything special on your two weeks off? Take your daughters to Disney world?
Jordan Scott
It was a lot cooler yesterday tbf
>he thinks I've only got two personalities
You have no idea how deep the rabbit hole goes
Matthew James
Sounds like me without the equity
Jordan Wilson
Nah, that's just the present observable personalities. It wouldn't surprise me if you change devices either
Jeremiah Edwards
Going to Iceland for a week. Alone that is
Juan Young
>40 IPs is way more than the 22-29 daily IPs
Luke Edwards
Despite what bd likes to tell himself, the last thing he is, is fair.
William Watson
>changing devices
Yeah Apple products also count
Zachary Turner
Well that sounds better than being stuck at work for two weeks. I hope you enjoy yourself.
Owen Ross
He took the *HYPOCRITICAL* oath ages ago
Nudge, wink
Aaron Gutierrez
kinda tbf it was super cool when I got off the bus
Grayson Gomez
Oh yes I can't wait tbh. The stars must be so so much more visible...
Justin Gutierrez
>b-b-but i dont have a camera to take a photo
> but i can afford to run a bot
LMAO
Michael Diaz
Money talks, bullshit walks
Josiah Smith
I want winter back
want an ice cream myself now damn
Jose Hughes
"If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have so many branches?"
Trolloping triumphant trips checked, pledge crowned
Dylan Turner
poppy is taller than you
youtube.com
Leo Turner
same :(
rained for a bit tho
Justin Russell
Did you get that wild lightning storm the other night? Shit was crazy
Kayden Turner
I heard about that not long ago but she looks a lot smaller on screen
Dylan Myers
Good god Laura
I too want winter back - I live for the snow
Owen Carter
do you even shovel?
Nolan Miller
apparently but I slept through it
same
Jacob Smith
Sky was totally lit up, was really pretty but kept me up a while lol
cute!
Bentley Moore
Yes?
It’s just so nice sitting in the living room with her watching it fall as the fire crackles behind us
Aaron Cooper
>yes?
K
Jaxson Gonzalez
I mean who would even enjoy that? That sounds like shit.
Wyatt Cruz
It never snows by me ever btw
Ayden Mitchell
Well, first of all I have a plow. Second, it’s worth it for the cold weather. And I love wintersports
Zachary Campbell
Owen Miller
Tyler Brown
How much for the socks, Hailee?
Tyler Morgan
As y-y-y-y-y-you can see m-m-many m-m-men c-can only d-dream o-of h-having a-a-a-a girl like m-m-my Vickee...
Isaiah Powell
Except on high altitude mountainous areas where no lifeforms can be found.
Hunter Peterson
damn
I'm normal;ly a super light sleeper weirdly enough so surprised it didn't wake me up
ye, we barely get it here tho
Brody Roberts
Ok, then go outside and play, incel.
Aiden Taylor
Nathaniel Johnson
That looks uncomfortable
Alexander Long
It was like 50000 lightning strikes across the UK in a single night
Tyler Howard
More than you can afford
That’s a shame Lauranon
Excuse me?
Joseph Wilson
ye crazy shit
yeah snow is comfy af, I go out more in snow than heat tbh
William Rivera
It’s just cozier when you can put layers on, after a certain point in the heat you can be naked and still too hot
But also look how adorable she is in the snow
Caleb Morgan
>Excuse me?
Leo Jones
Samuel Edwards
yeah, also snow always makes qts somehow cuter
sadly Laura lives in LA so no good snow pics :(
Henry Thompson
>More than you can afford
I doubt that. No reason to be a dick
Asher Davis
AAAHHHHHHHHHH
WHY IS IT HOT?
Nolan Brooks
Giant fire demon in space doesn't like us
Kevin Phillips
Luis Flores
Hi Meika...
Jack Bell
Joshua Cook
kill it. It is too hot for everythig. I can not go outside. this is bullshit
also nice legs
Caleb Rogers
michael jackson 2? or is she michael jackson reborn?
Easton Watson
hate it too
Jose Lee
Yeah it’s hard to get snow pics
Fine I’m sorry I didn’t mean to be rude. 1.5/sock
Caleb Ward
who?
Jace Sullivan
Jesus christ scarjo is really hot
Andrew Anderson
and it is too hot for games because pc will heat up room. this is a bad joke.
Christian Lee
1.5 what?
Mason Sanchez
Mwah
Angel Hughes
Million dollars
Bentley Thomas
I still love her though. Every girl I've ever loved is taller than me. I carry this weight with me, but doth it be heavy? Heavy like a wheel chair? Heavy like a rap-sheet?
Carter Williams
Just now realising that?
>too hot to go outside
>too hot to fap
>too hot to game
>too hot to eat
Summer is suffering
Joseph Morris
nose job
Mason Bailey
"Me thinks not"
Carson Ramirez
Ok that is a lot
Michael Baker
Mmmmmwah
James Green
I wanne go back. Back to 1899 when sommer was cold outside. I will blow up the sun soon
Jace Collins
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Jason Bailey
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