Ask a Schizophrenic anything. Remember to remain patient!

Oh hey I'm somewhat of a schizophrenic myself. Why just the other day I was walking down the street and saw and old lady. She said how my fedora was cute and reminded her of her late husband (they met in the 50s) and I told her she was a cunt and should join her husband. Its nice to see others like me posting on here too. However you seem to have the loli from shinobu project. I would like to inform you that Qwen Tenyson is the best loli and you should probably kill yourself for your poor choice in lolis.

>Oh hey I'm somewhat of a schizophrenic myself.
Only somewhat of a Schizo? You should make the full transition.
>Qwen Tenyson is the best loli
Yeah....... No.

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How much insight do you have concerning psychotic association and delusional thoughts?

In fact that's presumptuous. I know it is hard to describe the symptoms being so unique, but what kind of story do you tell?

OP, How was your day? and tell me some of the things you like (food, shows, hobbies, etc.)

have you ever seen anything unexplainable?
my schizo is brought on by seeing a couple spirits

>How much insight do you have concerning psychotic association and delusional thoughts?
Can you rephrase that? I can't seem to make any sense of it.

>but what kind of story do you tell?
One that doesn't make any sense. Full of analogies that are inconsistent lots of disconnected thoughts.
The usual.
>OP, How was your day?
It was pretty boring. I had a few shots of UV Blue Vodka and ate some scrambled eggs with toast.. Now I'm here.
>and tell me some of the things you like (food, shows, hobbies, etc.)
I don't really have any hobbies except vidya, I suppose.
I don't watch too much tv anymore.

I like just about every food possible, except onions.

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>have you ever seen anything unexplainable?
I've seen many unexplainable things. I don't tend to see too much anymore though. Mostly just thought-related symptoms or hearing shit.

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Bump

what anime is that.
also what do you have to deal with on the daily basis, how is your social life working out, do you have a partner, are you employed, what is your favorite food and have you thought about killing someone with a legit plan.
thancc, just thancc

General advice for an 18 years old kid that's been lurking since 15?

>what anime is that.
the Monogatari Series
>also what do you have to deal with on the daily basis
Mostly just myself.
>how is your social life working out
It's gotten better over the last month or so, but it's really, really bad.
>do you have a partner
No.
>are you employed
No.
>what is your favorite food
Chicken Alfredo or White Pizza.
>have you thought about killing someone with a legit plan.
More than once.
>Bump
Obligatory (you)
>General advice for an 18 years old kid that's been lurking since 15?
Don't drink and drive, always wrap it before you tap it. Save your money. Traps are gay.

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When it comes to insight, do you know the bull shit you experience is in facto, bull shit. Let me break that down for you.

When I say a story, like this.

I started experiencing many forms of symptoms when I turned twenty years old. Like the brain fractured off and decided that I wasn't needed on this planet anymore. I heard many different voices and personas. Whether it be celebs, my family, or friends. All under an evil guise. I began to feel tactile hallucinations days in. The feeling of my brain melting into liquid. Dubbed "liquidation". Soon a game formed out of it. Keeping the brain "full" in order to maintain intelligence. Otherwise empty you would become retarded. A husk. It went on like that for three months, I became so psychotic that I ended up having my mother call the police to pick me up from a hill in town because at the time they were telling me that I was being killed over and over. My imagination used to portray my head exploding again and again. That kind of story.

Did you even study your illness? Or get diagnosed and go "okay."

What if I raw dog trannies?

I'm not gay, I'm just curious

>do you know the bull shit you experience is in facto, bull shit.
Ah, I see. Most of the time I can have a decent idea that whatever I'm experiencing isn't quite right. That doesn't always mean I won't still go along with it, or believe it.
Sometimes I'll hear a voice and instantly think "there's no way that could be real" and that'll be that.
Sometimes the same thing will happen and I'll be locked in a 2 hour conversation with some ethereal voice over the meaning of life or some other nonsense shit.
So to answer your question, sometimes.

>Dubbed "liquidation".
Interesting, mine feels a bit more like static.

>Did you even study your illness?
I've studied it a bit. I've talked to other Schizos, both online and IRL. I know a fair amount about it.
>What if I raw dog trannies?
Then you gay, and you get aids.

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I'm not gay though I never will be
It's just that traps offer something real women can't

>I'm not gay though I never will be
>It's just that traps offer something real women can't
Hate to break it to you, you're gay.

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Can you always distinguish a hallucination from a real voice?
P.S. I lime your Shinobu pics.

>Can you always distinguish a hallucination from a real voice?
Sometimes, yes.
>P.S. I lime your Shinobu pics.
Thanks, I lemon your lack of a picture.

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Listen you schizophrenic fuck, this is where your symptoms are kicking in because I'm not gay and I will never be
I don't mean to be mean, if you were my fren I'd be loyal to you and love you fiercely, but I'm not gay and I never will be
I don't fantasize about mens
I don't
I'm not gay

>I'm not gay
G
A
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I'd love you
I'd cherish you
I'd protect you
I'd get my concealed weapons permit and protect you from bad guys but I'm not gay
Traps just, know me
They understand me
They know my pain and my struggle while women are mean and cruel to me whereas a trap is soft and nurturing, kind and beautiful

I'm not gay
I don't have a problem with gays, but that's not me

>I'm not gay
>Has sex with gay people
>Says he isn't gay
Hm

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See the thing is I'm not gay because Everytime I have sex with them, I've been duped, bamboozled, tricked, deceived, lied to
It's not my fault
They lube themselves up and it's always dark in the room
And I grab on their hips and I go for the booty automatically cause we talk risque talk and they say "ooh you ever done anal before?" And I'm like "yeah" and they're like "well do it to me daddy" so I'm ASSUMING that they are females until I realize that isn't so

Being tricked isn't gay

>It's not my fault
That's what they all say.

But, I'm going to get some sleep. Catch you later, user.

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Don't play with me like that, I'm sensitive

Haha NOT!!!!!

I cri

>See the thing is I'm not gay
>I have sex with them
>Consents to having gay sex
>It's not my fault
>Being tricked isn't gay

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>Being tricked isn't gay
Your argument is weak you homo.

Do you ever hallucinate women who scream at you to fuck them?

I consent to the sex under the guise that its a female
I do have sex with them
No it isn't gay because I'm tricked and being deceived is not my fault