Hey faggots confess some sexy secrets

Hey faggots confess some sexy secrets

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cant sage these lame motherfuckers enough

I am so fucking depressed and hearing other anons stories is one of the few things that keeps me kinda happy

I raped a woman and her daughter in Iraq after she attacked one of my mates

I'm in love with my lesbian friend and I accepted a long time ago that nothing would happen, but it seems like she's showing some interest in me and it's pretty amazing. We're going out for milkshakes tomorrow

I grew up being told I was a fucking genius but plot twist I'm actually dumb as hell and just confused by everything

So... raised by the "child worshipper" type parents. You are not at all rare.

why? how old were they both?

Oh totally, but it went a little further. I was one of those "gifted kids" and got a big ass head as a result. Was a hell of a crash and burn, thank fuck I grew out of that. Teachers and councilors always told me I was gonna achieve greatness, and let me skip grades, I set records for my school, and now everyone is disappointed in me. I've talked to old teachers that tell me how sad they are I just gave up on education and taking the "easy" way out with manual labor. I know I'm right and furthering my education wasn't for me, but it fucks me up knowing I've disappointed everyone. I know it's not uncommon but it's still just blegh

Sister and I messed around but never talked about it after. I still frequently fantasize about her pussy and have had several sex dreams about her

I'm in a secret relationship with a 17 y.o. student at the school I teach at.

G r e e n t e x t

Story?

On mobile so I'm not fucking with comedy chevrons but I'll answer questions

>I am so fucking depressed and hearing other anons stories is one of the few things that keeps me kinda happy

me too

>Greentext

Had drunken sex with my girlfriends thicc momma

Lots of us grew up in incestive homes. I feel ya'.

i have embezzled 1k from my AA group

older brothers raped me growing up

Lol based. Tell more

how did it start? worried about getting reported 5 years down the road when you break up?

I let my gf's two dogs fuck me almost every night in the ass
I let my sister-in-loli sit on my face while I eat her ass out through her panties. She loves it

same here, with both siblings and parents

>I let my sister-in-loli sit on my face while I eat her ass out through her panties. She loves it
Age? How'd it start? What if she tells, either now or later on?

>councilors

My parents didnt give much a shit about me. Raised myself almost from age 7 was molested alot. Now I give bck by moleting others

How far did you all get? We never really had sex, closest was rubbing my tip against her lips but most of what we did was stripping and groping

I messed around with my sister once. Shes a fucking dumbass moron now and I wouldnt throw a homeless guys dick at her

all the way with my brother since we both enjoyed it (obviously). dad tried but was too big, he stuck to fingering/licking/groping

a lot of retard bitches lives were ruined.

you know who to blame & how painfully they should be removed from this realm of existence

Seek therapy or enjoy jail

Retaliation pretty much. I'd guess in her thirties and around 15 or so

Your sister and I played ‘the pot and the tortoise’ and that’s why she’s brain damaged

at what age did you start to like it?

See

I was 9 when my 12-year-old sister broke me in. Dad was losing interest in her because she grew boobs, pubes, and curves. After a week of her holding me down and using me, I got into it. I was ruined after that. I mostly chased family tail. My youngest sister is my child, dad loved watching me screw my mom while she sucked his ED dick... that's when I learned a dick don't need to be hard to get off.
Real incest is not nearly as sexy as incest erotica... not usually.

How did they both react? I know it's fucked up to ask but who was better?

I fucked your mom up her dirty asshole, screamed DEMOCRATS 2020 as I blew my load, then wiped my shitstained, jizzy dick on your bedroom curtains, washing my nuts in your fish tank on the way out.

So much samfag larp cringe in this thread that it’s actually making my nuts ache.

I really miss getting it up by ass from my dad

>be me
>be 25
>move to new town for a teaching job
>don't know anyone and not many people my age there
>tinder scene is shit
>feellonely.jpg
>around christmas time my department runs a creative writing competition and we divide students up into teams
>in my team is a qt3.14 who I've never had the pleasure of teaching before
>she's funny, smart and seems very mature for her age
>all my team have my phone number for help with the project over the christmas period
>she begins whatsapping me more than others
>not just about project but general chat as well
>message every day for a few months
>get to easter break and we arrange to meet in local city for a museum exhibition she wants to go to
>in the build up to our visit she makes a comment about getting a hotel room and staying over night
>fullpanicmode.gif
>fuckit.mov
>feel she's the only thing I'm enjoying about my current life so go for it
>go to city with her
>go to exhibition
>go to dinner after
>go to watch a movie
>go back to hotel

cont.?

Ever eat ya moms pussy?

around 12. still couldn't handle the rough stuff then obviously but only one did that, the other tried to make it at least somewhat nice for me

>be drunk
>chick friend and me at bars
>she has boyfriend
>get drunk
>wait for her to fall asleep and rape
>cum inside
>next morning wreak of pussy so leave
>texting her saying i blacked out but it was fun
>she says the same
>ask her if she wants to go out again the next night
>she says yes
>same thing happens but without rape, just slept in same bed
>to this day have no idea if she knew about the rape and wanted to be raped again or if she just had no idea.

The stress of not knowing is aging the fuck out of me.

Me too actually even though it regularly hurt a lot. How did it start for you and how old were you?

>seems very mature for her age
this is what all creeps say to lure in underage girls or those they have power over

sure

Nah the thing runs way too fast for me to catch it

Only to get her going because I only planned to do a quicky. Eat and finger her to near orgasm then bang her. That way she got off in the quicky too.
Mom wasn't really into having me screw her. She did it to appease my dad. When dad ended up in jail, she warmed up to us having sex.

lol

It started with him coming into my room at night and asking if I wanted to play butt invaders. First happened about a week ago. Can’t wait for tonight!

>When dad ended up in jail
How did that happen?

Shes like 7 or something. Started a while ago when we were chilling on the bed. She was laying with me watching toons. Then I said I wana get up and she tried stopping me. I raise my arm, she pushed it down. So I raised my head and she tried pushing it down. Then she sat on my chest to keep me down. Still pushed my head up and she decided to sit on my face. She had a skirt on and she sat on my face with just her panties between my mouth and her ass. I moved my mouth and she kinda just pushed down more and slightly grinded my face. After that a few times we have done it while watching toons. Her cousin of same age came over once and she saw her doing it and tried it too. Spent like a hour just taking turns eating out their asses. They had tights on so it was awsome. Then the one laid on my chest and kinda moved my dick around with her feet. Was the best day ever

Around 10yo
but it started when i was 7 he would give me belly and back rubs that would end in him fingering me

I’m dating a girl who is in a league below me, and it’s great. She’ll do anything for me essentially. She’s agreed to three ways but just wants to find the right person/s. In the meantime, I’m having her watch all different types of porn to desensitize her. What she doesn’t know is the threeway is just the beginning. I plan on telling her I want a one way open relationship. She’ll agree in fear of losing me

Calling it that makes you sound underage, or just very bad at LARPing.

why would you even ask that of course continue. inb4 tree fiddy

Which one of those makes u the hardest u dirty cunt

Did you like it at the start? What about the fingering?

squalid perverts

Tree fidd... oh waif

he wasnt afraid youd tell?

>hardest
>cunt

This thread is pure degeneracy. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

When he started doing stuff with my little sister-daughter, she snitched. He didn't groom her, he just started ordering her to do stuff... a bit rape-y and not just the age thing.

Are you coming onto me? XDXD

Says the one lurking in this thread... and probably fapping.

Good for her. Hope you all get arrested. And therapy.

how old was she? why did he do it that way?

>I’m dating a girl who is in a league below me, and it’s great. She’ll do anything for me essentially. She’s agreed to three ways but just wants to find the right person/s. In the meantime, I’m having her watch all different types of porn to desensitize her. What she doesn’t know is the threeway is just the beginning. I plan on telling her I want a one way open relationship. She’ll agree in fear of losing me

this is how the wife became the ex-wife

kek, dated a girl like this, even offered her little sis to me once. bitches be crazy.

I would totally listen to a band called Hardest Cunt

same, maybe

i hated him when he would ram a finger in me at first "daddy no stop" hurt like hell " i said Stop" ouch "no daddy" finger comes out my ass and he makes me put in my mouth


So yeah not great

this thread is worst/more boring than most, to be fair

Why didn't you tell?

>she seems nervous so I don't make a move
>we sit on the bed talking for ages and eventually she kisses me
>makeout.avi
>I begin playing with her through her panties
>gettingwet.png
>take it in turns going down on each other
>finally after months of fantasizing get to fuck her
>she's tight but not a virgin so it all goes well
>fall asleep naked cuddling
>fuck again in the morning
>go back home

Since then we meet up a lot. She comes over to my house four or five times a week. Lots of sex which has been fun. Last month she told me she loved me and I said it back. She's off to uni in September but isn't going too far away.

eat me i am trying to get some stuff off my soul

That's pretty sad/sick user.

Actual fake story outbound.

>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.

wasn't a personal attack on you...

parents didn't wonder where she was?

She was 6 and was the type to respond to authority immediately. He ignored her constant verbal protests because she did what he asked.
When I threatened him, he told me he could get me in trouble and have her taken away if he tells people she's my child... and have my mom put in jail on top of that.
That's around the time I started to hate him.

I hope you can find peace and definitely get your parents in jail where they belong. Hugs to you and your sister and hope you heal well.

I am lurking, the fact I am fapping is neither here nor there.

he was a good daddy over all he would just drink some times then i would need to take care of his needs i was not all the time and i would start it sometimes by wearing the wrong pj's

No, she doesn't actually live with her parents. Lives with grandparents.
But she makes excuses to them all the time.

>i would start it sometimes by wearing the wrong pj's
You didn't start it, no percent of this was your fault, ever.

...

Good dads don't abuse or rape their daughters.

my dad isn't a bad man

they also dont misuse their weapons.

Using them like theyre toys.

drunk men do

servers need to be tiled "it is not your fault" over 100X

He abused you and hurt you. Yes he is. Anybody would tell you the same - and, deep down somewhere, you know it too. He should be in jail, in therapy, or dead.

Drunk dads are not good dads either.

I am really good at sexting and convincing girls to send me nudes. I've been doing this for years now. I must have had over 100 girls get naked for me online. Mostly younger, as they're always horny and easier to convince. Can answer questions

it is not your fault 3000

i still hope he will come in my room sometimes it was the only sex that that ever made me cum

I'm a girl who was abused by her dad too. Trust me, he isn't a good person. Abusers never are.

i made a computer program that would copy all *.jpg files onto a usb drive as soon as it is plugged in

Got deployed. Started flirting around with a girl from my unit. Ended up sneaking out of the dorms with her in the middle of the night and broke into the supply tent. The structure was closed at night and also happens to be where we work during the day. The the tent is also positioned right next to the flight line. At the time, it had already been 6 months for me without sex, so I took my time really enjoying this girl’s body. Then for the finally I bent her over my asshole Sgt’s desk and fucked her from behind. While in this position, I heard the sounds of A-10s taking off and flying around overhead. I remember looking down and seeing that amazing ass, with my junk covered in her cum, and I ended up finishing all over her ass. Something about the feeling of being balls deep in some tight ass pussy while standing in the middle of a war zone with planes flying overhead knowing that if you get caught you are beyond fucked, has stuck with me for years. I recently had sex with that same girl again stateside and it was no where near the same.

user you're a God, you ever make this available to the public?

why does everybody try to tell me how to feel about my relationship with my dad i love him and i miss my summer with him

that is my secret

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They were fucking scared but the mother just took it after a while. She didn't have the greatest body, daughter was definitely prettier but fucking her was much more of a struggle

Fuck my friend's wife almost every week.

They invited me over and we spitroasted and DPed her while all hammered as a one time thing.

Then she showed up at my place in a black dress with no underwear a few weeks after the encounter.

She was already shitfaced and we fucked all afternoon while he was at work.

Ever since then she comes by on a weekly basis, and lets me use her as I please, since apparently he doesn't dick her down enough.

Shes not that great looking but she fucks like a pro and loves getting choked unconscious and fucked like a whore. So fuck it Imma keep pounding his wife,

FAKE AND GAY

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i did not come here for sympathy i came to tell the truth i miss my dads night time visits and wish i still got them

As if that's so hard

They all crave a dick every once in a while. Especially the angry ones. It's probably why they're so angry.

Teach us please

>Be me
>Work in fast food
>Have hiv
>Girl walks in
>Definitely thot in training
>Fake tan, leopard spot leggings, caked on make up.
>Came in her food.

Used to get my dick sucked by an older cousin when she babysat us

She was 4 year older and the first time I was 9.

This only happened a couple times and it was never talked about.

Fast forward 22 years and she was staying a weekend at my place and while drinking all afternoon, my wife went to bed early.

When kept having a few drinks and I went to the bathroom to break the seal, as I was finishing She kinda stumbled in and locked the door.

I was like a deer in the headlights and she came up and grabbed my dick and shook the last drops off and asked if I remembered her babysitting me. I told her yeah as she started stroking my cock and she smiled and dropped to her knees and started sucking me off.

When I came she swallowed it all and left without another word.

I went and slammed a couple shots and tried to get my head right but I ended up in the guest room with her
She was surprised when I locked the door behind me and told her I was going to fuck her tonight.

It was a great weekend after that with us fucking in secret a few more times even just a quick slip in and out when wifey was out of the room.

Hope she come to visit again soon

not after i started pestering him for "belly rubs" when he was hungover

For 3 years I was a club pick pocketer. I used to steal so many phones and wallets in a night that I'd have to go home because my pockets were that full.

I was so fucking good at it I couldn't stop, I bought a brand new top end laptop, new tv and heaps of other little shit

About half the phones would be blacklisted by their carrier, but I had some Asian dude that would send them to friends overseas where they could sell them since carriers only restrict use in your country.

The absolute rush that you get from flawlessly pulling of a tiny heist.

The way your heart would race as your matching someone's every move, making sure they can't feel any resistance against their body as you slowly but surely unzip/unbutton a hand bag.
I don't do it anymore, I got a really good job with a good pay, got an amazing girlfriend, life's going well.

Whenever I think back to those days I cringe, I just can't fathom how I pulled it off.

Fucked an ex who was in a relationship

Met up to give her some shit of hers she had lying around my place, told her we should go back to my place to talk about shit. Could tell she was conflicted but she came anyway.

Soon as I closed the door I pushed her onto the bed, pulled up her skirt and yanked down her panties. She used to shave but now she had a nice black bush; could see her soaking pink pussy so I started sucking and licking her clit till she came in my moath.

Pulled out my dick and shoved it in her face, she started sucking but I grabbed her and just facefucked for a while. She choked and snorted globs of snot on my dick but fuck it. Turned her over, pulled up her shirt and bra and squeezed her big tits as I shoved my dick in her dripping little cunt. At first she tried controlling her voice but I pounded hard until she screamed. Slapped her face a couple times and she just gasped and played with her clit.

Told her I was going to cum, she said "Pull out baby, please, pull out", I told her she could make me and she just lay there moaning. Grabbed her face and made her look at me as I filled up her cheating pussy. Smacked her face a few more times as she lay there, she just squirmed on my cock. Sent her home and told her to let me know when she wanted more.

i poope
i pooped in the AC

why do we do this is it too late in our souls is it to create stories for other people too fap to I really don't know anymore I just want to know why we have this sort of environment pass on stories I really don't know any more of this point I'm passing along all my secrets to these threads doesn't help me light in my soul because I know it doesn't impact me anymore

user... It's for all of those reasons and more.

i would lay on his belly and rub my crotch on his boner until it would go away like my older brother taught me

took me years to figure out blowjobs are faster and more fun

thanks Yea Forumsrother

I eat poopies from the AC

Any videos here f*** the s*** out of their little brother like over and over and over again for like 8 years

And then anybody not any video

Fuck

Who molested you? Who have you molested?

Nah he’s a cunt. He told me he hated you.

M, or F, user? How did it start?

I have lesbian parents and I wish I had a dad. They say I'm not well adjusted, I fucking wonder why. I just wish I had a father I could talk too sometimes.

Would you wait for him to be hungover?

How did it progress from there?

I sext with my sister on Snapchat because of you guys.

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i like that song called bad guy

its weird cause that does hurt now because i could walk past him naked and say i'm going to bed and he would not come do anything anymore
unless i'm in my pigtails and a fake girl scout uniform

What did he do to you?

I just told you the whole story he'd be too hungover to fight me off and I had start rubbing myself off of them you'd get a boner and I finish off on top of him and he's in the shop inside of me

i get horny all the time and i lay down on my bed and press my dick against the matress while looking at fat models on my phone thinking of femdom scenarios of doing disgusting shit and sometime i think of my family members too. i'm sick of having 2 sides of my mind, when i give in to the sexual side I drain fuel that could've been used for making my daily life more enjoyable.

I've seen female friends naked.
non-sexually of course

he hates you cause you're fat

really did like the throbbing sensation on my "little whore cunt" and using underwear or a sock to clean myself out with

probably

110 lbs

Wow how was that?

swimming naked

I've seen straight guys naked when they didn't know I'm bisexual.

bump

Did she

Duh

You have a kik

Was the daughter any good? Was she struggling a lot?

U cant get HIV from ingesting it u need to get it in your blood or something if that sort

it looks like hairy anus

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I enjoyed her, ended up cumming inside her. But she was kicking, slapping and screaming all over the place until she was gagged and held in place

I was wanking in my bedroom, i saw my sister’s best friend (13yo) from a mirror spying on me from the window, i came so hard

Ever wonder if you have a kid running around over there?

I sometimes meet up with men I don't know very well and have sex in the forest near where my parents live.

Give us a story with the dogs.

I honestly believe I could have a thing with my cousin (female, 5). I'd never rape her or seriously force her to do something uncomfortable. But I have a foot fetish and am seriously into ass. I got to suck her toes and lick her asshole one night as she slept on the couch in just panties and a tee shirt. I kissed her all up her legs and her ass cheeks and shit. To be honest though?... I think she might have been awake. After that night she started walking around barefoot and even randomly telling me "Look! I'm barefoot today!" Like "Yeah?... That's nice..." i think she knows. She's also got an obvious crush on me anyway. She always wants to sit in my lap, always wants me to hold her and kiss her. She kisses me all over my face some times. I honestly think if I keep it relatively tame, I can get away with some shit. I think about it and about her all the time. Am I a freak? Obviously. but man, it's so hard to fight it.

Yes, I might have. It's weird thinking about it but nothing to get sentimental about.

I have a biological father. I love him even though some, maybe most wouldn't. I was with him roughly 60 days a year, and with my mother the other 305. I stayed with him and 4 of my other siblings (Yes, all his) every 2nd weekend of every month. So about 6 days a month. It was his fault that everything fell apart and as a result, I admit to having father issues of abandonment.

Did you suck on your panties afterwards?