Can anyone inform SWIM how to make meth/ephedrine? SWIM cannot pay rent in the next month due to a big layoff...

Nice try officer

>relying on "asking for a friend" so heavily that you create a fucking acronym that you use to refer to yourself

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You aren't breaking bad. You don't have the materials for this. You aren't even on the right website to use as a starting point. For these reason, I genuinely believe that you're too stupid for this to ever work.

When you're dumb, desperate, and devoid of have any real world trade skill, do what the rest of your kind does and suck dick for money.

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so let him blow himself up trying. 'murca.

having sex for money is immoral

I think the only way I could blow myself up is if I had anything causing a flame.

Go back to drowid SWIM

Well... considering you need the kind of heat that basically needs an open flame... you're kinda fucked about that.

You couldn't even successfully quote that guy's post without deleting a number on accident dude.

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How would it need an open flame? Lava lamps etc wont work?

Tira, not sure of age though

Lava lamps don't boil liquid, user.

Since when do you need to boil liquid to make meth? You getting your info from breaking bad?

Stay out of my territory.

Put a bunch of D cell batteries and instant cold packs in the microwave with for 120 minutes.

you know your doing the right thing when spooks show up. thats literal spook spooks. black peoples ghosts. they show up and go full on kang of kangs yall and then there is a fight. you will try to sleep and then some one will sucker punch you or start shit through family members. it can be annoying and then you have to spit spectral acid venom at them and split into 2 and extend tentacles and for some unknown reason when you make your face blink then they nope the fuck out of your bedroom. i only did that because some dumb fuck tried to mouth off about me allegedly not having eyes in the afterlife. oh did my migrating them and using my entire face as a eye throw you off? you aint shit i fought more than this a few times. its like every few months this seems to be happening. must be a lot of people dying in the general area

but thats how you know your doing the right thing . some one decides you need to shut your damn mouth and decides to make it personal. you may have to use a hook shot from your foot or lasers from your face or fire a cannon from your chest or what ever but they will learn you not only dont give a fuck "you aint right". just let them catch a glimpse of the abyss. yea your not the first batch of people to wander through move along

Even the hells angels use proper lab equipment, pleb.

lost to this.

Retard detected.

If memory serves you need to reach about 400C, and while an oven may possibly work it's exceptionally inconvenient and doesn't have the capacity to pump enough BTU's.

He's literally retarded. He couldn't even make crack and that's retard proof.

actually kinda curious of how to cook meth myself not that i would attempt it but i kinda wanna know the basic process

The Pirate Bay.
Read a fucking book.

yeah. Crack is hella fuckin' easy. Ammonia, some good cocaine, and an oven and boom. You got some crack.

If you're serious go complete the first year and a half of a chemistry degree at community college or a university.

That’s a tasty little shit pipe

Reported.

>Code: 23C09F

Swim is supposed to be a different person than you retard

Thank you.

Reported? Why?

Code: 23C09F, newfag.

Probably because OP is asking for help to do something illegal. You know, normal Yea Forums stuff.

Oooh. That makes sense. I thought it was because the other guy thought the pic was cheesey.

Nope. Yea Forums global rule 1.

Its easier to make crack

google substitution and elimination reactions. That's basically what's done repeatedly to get the end product.

HELL yeah.

kek op is a goner

You got laid off and need money for rent in the next month and your solution to this is to ask Yea Forums how to make meth?

Are you sure you didnt get fired for being a fucking retard?

Ma Huang, they sell it at every hippy co-op in the herb section, alcohol, an old coffee maker, you can make some quality speed.

ok but like what ingredients

>Yea Forums
>rules

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nitrocelluose, potassium nitrate

Shhhh.... that's the secret meth version. OP doesn't want to brew it that strong.

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shit nigga... why you lettin' the secret out?!

I haven't divulged the measurements! Yea Forums safe fo nother da.

I was really hoping the thread went dead for a minute while everyone googled.

That's what sage is for.

I think OP is gone.

OP blew themselves up.

OP was a next level idiot. He's either chemically blinded or his house blew up at this point.

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yeah, i went out, bought the chemicals and drugs, mixed all that shit up and im dead. gg

I'd be really impressed if he had the chemicals indicated, was able to identify them, and subsequently explodered in the time between thread inception and now.

The tard was expecting to use a lava lamp. I wouldn't be surprised if he went opening bottles under the kitchen sink and staring inside to see if anything looked like it could make meth.

bleach, ammonia, sounds like meth to me.

No that's just MDMA. OP could actually make and sell that very easily if he wanted the steps are really simple and all the college girls love ecstasy.

They do. So do the college guys with no morals that are willing to spike the drinks with molly so the party just basically turns into a 10 person orgy in the living room.

being on this site is immoral...I am looking at you.

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