Can we get a rekt thread going Yea Forumsros?

Can we get a rekt thread going Yea Forumsros?

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BUMP

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tf was his plan? "Yeah im gonna run in there and kms! That'll show them!"

He didn't shoot his heart. If he did he would have dropped immediately.

I like how the guy on the bike avoided everything but the light post

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At least the surgeon won’t have to put steel rods in his left leg.

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training them good

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Trainspotters really ought to know better.

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Shot through the heart and you're to blame. You give love a bad name

he tanked it

but he ruined the surprise on the inside.

his bike is fukd

bad spawn?

they always died when the sandle comes off i%^js$#;s# i have no joke for this its tragic

Well at least no one had to deal chunks of skull and brains

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Good thing they had a helmet on

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good one

mee meep

1 train,....... TWO TRAINS.........

lol typical biker

Thanks

at-least his Asian bag deployed

dont u have a schedule to keep buddy?

Holy based jovi

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FOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUURR!

Wreck this game

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WASTED

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it's like they're making some cod montage

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what the fuck were they doing in the middle of the road?

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This is fake
mobile.twitter.com/pol_boliviana/status/995743827070681090?lang=es

is this final destination 18?

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that'd be so fuckin wild lol

yea man its lit

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at :17 he falls down those stairs. that had to fucking hurt!

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I'm a woman now, I had my first period

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A BAD NAME

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Ylyl

Lost

??? HOW

Comical

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Fabricated and homosexual.

what the fuck? the ground and air just autoignited when he put his foot down? what the hell happened?

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Static and a high concentration of dust from those fabric rolls in the air.

That was a mighty negro.

huh...

my pee pee excited, moar dead hookers like this?

look, glove. what do you see? tell him, max.
someone running, glove.

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very nice user, moar hookers?

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the dude who tries to gun it a little and get some distance, only to put himself perfectly into position to get splattered perfect at 8 seconds. beautiful.

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Soon to be dead

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and to think... after the blast, his IQ only went down about 2 points until he died.

got the after pic?

that's crazy

>He was on his way to church spreading the word of the Lord.

Wow, static discharge ignition of outgassed vapor.... Well done user.

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I'd say the nigger wasn't grounded when he was up on the rolls. His messing around made him electrostatically charged (just like blanket makes you charged due to friction)
When he touched the floor, the accumulated load "jumped" to the floor in form of a big ass spark which ignited flammable dust floating around

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Fucking kek'd

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Aint that Forrest Whitaker?

Kek, that fist shake

Did the cops die? where was this?

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Always some fucking chink country that these accidents happen, braindead people just driving their scooter trough traffic and get crushed under trucks etc.
Fucking retards, pay attention in traffic.

rode a bike in Vietnam, and it was pretty wild, no shoulder checks, no looking left or right, just complete 45 degree tunnel vision straight ahead, it was crazy

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I LoL'd

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lawl.

why does he keep dancing?

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got fucked up

Keep in the freezer and just reheat whenever you need to fuck.
Why does this turn me on .. what has Yea Forums done to me!?.
My innocence dead and gone.,

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A fine artist in deed. Fuck off nigger, let the man be a professional.

dumb bitch deserved that.

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Red light mean stop.

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fat drunk white boy buys a cheap knock off katana from a dodgy jap flea market and now believes he's an actual samurai master and must prove it to his retard jock mates

Saw this on Live PD. Neither cop was seriously injured and they got the guy. He was a terrible shot.

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does no one own a pair of freaking shorts??

story?

well, when you make an omelette...

more liek this, girls covered in blood? but alive please no dead bloody girls, alive bloody girls

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she cute, id drink

I think the stairs are the least of his problems

autistic suicide

anyone else hear the wilheml scream?

roll

>How to pick up black chicks

Damn nigger scared me

I like how no one helped

stop starting these with old shit that gets posted in EVERY FUCKING REKT THREAD!

I'm gonna guess this is about the anime studio fire?

when you let your kids play in traffic....and act surprised when this happens.....

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thank god less fags in the world

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Wow. A tsunami on wheels.

human eyes don't reflect like this.....only animals with elevated night sight. this is a human, of course but why the shine?

Probably he is high af, the pupil dilates and the light reflects from the retine.
Also he is naked and running at full speed against a moving car, so it inforces the theory

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odd place for the dogpen....set up?

>why does he keep dancing?
'cause the songs still going

what the fuck is this? an act of heroism? In a rekt thread?

My god.

This took place in a Dialysis center in Egypt.

>It is thought that [the killer] carried out the attack following an argument with [the victim] earlier that day while waiting to use the kidney dialysis machine.
>He allegedly left the ward in the morning and returned just before 11am to carry out the sick crime.

Well... she wanted to die, he denied her dream. So... rekt?

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Fucking niggers, and then they ask why can't they have nice things

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this would be a nice "to be continued"

Electrican here, no biggie, I did worse.

wtf is burning there? coolstory?

this made my penis retract into my body

wow now i hate niggers

Fucking monkey

Anyone have info

That day Tyrone discovered what electricity was.

Nervous gas...

Well, they caught him red handed after all

that's a dude

Translate to English, motherfucker

To our followers, a video of an apparent suicide (precipitation) circulates from the Municipal Government Building of this town.

WE INFORM that the video corresponds to a simulation of the Fac. Of Medicine of the Univ. # SigloXX in September of 2017.

Info?

Holy shit. Story?

If I remember correctly, he owed money to that drug dealer

Crossguard, Double edge, straight blade
>Katana
*tips fedora*

fake or not, that sword is sharp enough to hurt.

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wheres the snuff at, lets see some murder already

Which game?

This

just chinks being chinks

too lazy to walk around it the dickhead

thank god the anti gay jeep arrived

this is actually sad

Why are blacks so damn volatile?

daddy longneck

do better whiny faggot

looks like something built by professor frink

fucking subhumans

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Splatty tomato

Though this other guy is a fag, you dude need to understand the difference between a long sword and a katana.

quick, rub some dirt in it

That's an impressively cinematic way to die.

The dirt helps kill the fire.
A bit of dirt is probably better than being literally on fire.

Is it me or does this look fake? Zoom in and look closely. I find the right positioning of his left leg a little too "convenient" . The arm with the bar through it looks totally fake. But the biggest clue is perhaps the staging of the entire scene in terms of the position of the bike, it's parts, the "body" and the blood splatter trajectory.

Then he dies from infection

Need a link with audio, lol

everything is a repost newfag

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We have antibiotics.
Not a 100% chance of survival, but better than being literally on fire.

what is thisssss???????

Tiki torch

that's show biz, baby

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Not as bad as the trained professionals

>antibiotics
>india
>guy stops taking antibiotics as soon as symptoms start improving
>dies from superbugs

I remember my teacher told me that he was called "blue lightning" because when he was fixing a water heater, he touched the wrong wire and a blue spark came from his butt to the floor. Shit's fun.

Head-on. Apply directly to forehead.

dang, he's tall

THIS
IS
MAGA
COUNTRY

Sharif don't like it!

if those rods wouldnt have punctured anything important he could actually have gotten out of that accident pretty unscathed

Detroit

hes a pro you retard, have some respect, he aint stopid what hes doing just cuz u or your mum decide to become an hero on a fucking chair
fuck

Glow-in-the-dark CIA nigger

are you being funny? cuz thats actually what would help ha ha ha

Fucking Tokyo's

story?

What are they? Toilet paper gnomes?

> Think Borat
> We dance like a Kazakhstan

what a fucking nigger

He hit the thing with the blunt end. Dumb nigger.

he's a man now in their culture

Fuck you man
FUCK YOU
I JUST PREPARED THIS FUCKING FOOD FUCK

def need sauce with audio

lol story?

That's not a hooker. Hookers are undernourished and have trackmarks from drug use.

story

some guys will do anything for a piece of pussy

This thread survived 5 hours with like 4 posts, interesting

>wtf is burning there?
people

bunch of assholes carrying him should've adjusted. hard to find good help these days

what about being figuratively on fire?

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nothing really of loss

can someone describe the injury that would give you

fracture of the everything

hatchet tag. he's 'it'

this guys entire reaction is "whoops"

Did he died?

he aint getting no pussy tonight

guys some kind of cunt ain't he the cunt, cunt

simple machinery confuses them

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I shot the Sharif, but I did not shoot the deputy.

Like a Looney Tunes cartoon.

Retoasted too much tbh

And the the award for outstanding cinematography in a rekt thread goes to... ISIS.

Negro didn do nuffin

I never understood how they're still alive

Chinese Checkers

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why cops shoot first and ask questions later.

it's you, you stupid son of a bitch

he was buying weed and tried to drive off without paying, got fuckin owned by a tree instead

p.s. first time answering one of these, feels nice after so many years of lurking.

white dude was a dealer who recorded his exchanges with non-regulars. black guy tried to pull some stupid shit on him

Why do niggers always complain about being treated as second class citizens, when they in facr are?

Mutley rocks

either thats a girl or im a fag. cuz now imma be bustin a nut

he seems alot more open minded now

a drug dealer recording himself selling drugs, you're real smart kid.

poos are basically immune to infection

oh sorry mr druglord. please teach me ur method

>2019
>pretending it's 2009

>Lefter and two female patients, Sanije Sulaj and Hani Mali, both aged 55, became trapped in the inferno and were killed in the tragic events at the hospital.
>The 38-year-old man who was receiving life-saving dialysis - a treatment for people with kidney problems - survived the horrific attack.
lmao

Dock that chink a days pay for napping on the job.

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What it feels like to chew 5 gum

When you realize her pussy got it's own billboard in the lot.

Top Kek!

OP is pleased

This vid is on YouTube. White kids try to steal weed from black dude.

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Perhaps, just maybe your premise is flawed?

kek

I noticed he removed something that looked like a bootie from the foot he put down. Premature? Maybe that was the protection he needed, and he thought he was done loading, so no more danger. Guessed wrong.

Coward.

Survival training for Thoth.

He-He is deeeead

I saw no evidence anyone was surprised.
Except the kids.

Nigger's only recourse: hit.

>a drug buyer recording himself buying drugs

Send that bitch a check from crime stoppers.

Ain't chinks those are muzzies

This is what we call a win/win.

ayy lamo

this would be great with the sound bite of chapelle
saying " GOTCHA YOU BITCH"

Lol why not fall backwards immediately upon feeling pressure. Some people just deserved it.

Looks fake to me. Look at the tire. There is no way an entire wheel would separate from the tire. Pieces yes, but not the whole thing.

It's fucking Brasil. That's all you need to know.

he died later of eternal bleeding

what

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He owed money, the two people in the room got him high and set him up, he later died.

let her flip ffs
she's fat

nice job piggy you burnt yourself too

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fucking piece of trash

fist me daddy

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holy fucking kek ive been looking for this for years

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Nice comic sans