I really like my doll. I kiss her before I head out to work. Why should I get a real life gf?
I really like my doll. I kiss her before I head out to work. Why should I get a real life gf?
I'm about to change her clothes. Such a pain in the ass.
she is a very cute doll
I need to look at some dragons.
Thanks, I bought her second hand used.
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really? she looks like she is in very good condition
I really like her face and eyes more than her body.
As long as you are happy, doing OK, and not hurting anyone (including yourself) then you do you.
what do you not like about her body? do you have the 145cm?
She is really very cute.
Aw that's actually pretty sweet.
I swear guys are more painfully lonely than they are horny.
If it was just for my crotch I wouldn't need the whole doll.
Yeah figures, glad it makes you happy. I'm not as cute as one and will never be.
timestamp or GTFO
She was in great condition, except for the smell that came with her. She smelled horrid when she arrived. I had to douse her down with alcohol daily until the smell went away. I'm glad it didn't destroy her silicone.
Idk if I had a doll I'd probably make it a big tiddy goth gf so I could cuddle it and pretend its giving me hickies and love bites. God I'm lonely.
cute dress
Yup, 145. Got her for $800. There's a really damn good reason why she was so cheap too.
then get one
that looks like a fucking child
that sounds like a very good deal. so what's the reason?
does it?
Probably the most disturbing thread on Yea Forums right now
yeah why tf would I want one like that, I was thinkin something more like Germaine from Neurotically Yours, atleast in terms of thicc.
how did people react when you buy child clothes?
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Because a real girls eyes tear up when you shove your cock a little bit too deep for her. No doll is going to struggle to swallow your cum or cry a little bit when you're a bit more rough than she is used to. The list goes on.
I imagine anyone doing thise would order the clothes online
i buy online, but i know others that buy in stores and nobody cares
Welcome, newfag.
So? The important thing is that it's not one.
Thanks. She's more for my own companionship than anything else.
She smelled like ass and rotten eggs when she arrived.
Big boob dolls are available all the way down to $300 since not many people want to keep them, or in high demand. People tend to forget that gravity and weight are a thing that exist.
oh, well as long as you were able to clean her up that doesn't sound like too big of a deal
I've done something similar to this, it was a lot more frustrating than it was sexy or hot. Was not my cup of tea.
Yeah, it took weeks! WEEKS! I used up 4 whole bottles of alcohol and destroyed a lot of Mr. Clean magic erasers. I don't sleep with her, but I do enjoy rolling her around on my industrial coat hanger.
Then you didn't use enough rope.
I'd love to trade my gf for a sex doll, I'd get to eat wtf I want, sleep whenever I want, fuck whenever I want. Also no money is burnt trying to fuel some love in the couple, you can stay at home all as much as you want
still, dolls seem to be better than real women most times.
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haha well even with all of that it still sounds like a good deal, better than paying over $2000 for her
My doll offers more emotional support than at least three girls I dated, at least she's there.
Yup, she really gave me the motivation to make my own doll.
>order from hgdoll aliexpress
>says order has shipped
>check ups website
>has spent multiple days just saying "label created" in the US
>hasnt actually shipped
what does this mean
cool! i have thought about making a doll, but i think it would be too hard for me
Pretty normal, tracking from other countries is pretty unreliable.
If you can't get a girl, there's always sexually heightened trans and fembois who wouldn't mind sucking cock.
Newfag alert
I sometimes wonder if you can use makeup to make silicon dolls appear more alive, but my gf wont let me have one so I can't find out on my own. Yet.
that's normal. they ship you a warehouse in the US before shipping to the customer, so you won't see movement on the order until after it gets to the US.
If you have a gf, why do you want to trade her for a doll? If she's a qt 3.14 and gives you the sex, some people would kill to be in your shoes.
Thanks anons, was getting nervous
Nigga provide nudes instead godamit
I wouldn't trade her for a doll, it was just a joke user. That said, I did ask her if I could have one. She knows I'm a pedo and accepts that, but thinks having a doll around would be uncomfortable. I can see her point. So I still wonder, can you put makeup on them?
Please kill yourself at your soonest convenience.
I sneak into your house when your at work and fuck your doll too.
I'm lazy. I don't have any yet, but maybe this weekend when I'm changing her clothes.
No. Go away. No doll cucking.
A lot of the appeal is that a doll won't go fucking around while you're at work.
If you're happy with the doll then there's no reason to get a GF. A real human can return your feelings of love but maybe you don't need that. I say this as someone who never had a GF and is perfectly fine with that.
lol. so when you kiss her, you're basically sucking another dude's dick.
by the same logic so is pretty much everyone, every time they kiss basically any girl.
Living people are born anew all the time, our cells die, are shed, and are replaced. The cells the touched another man's dick are long gone.
She's worth it. I wouldn't mind sucking a cute femboi who's very feminine and young.
They're just as bitchy, demanding and expensive as women and I can't be seen with them in public.
one of the better faces I've seen.. what company designed it and did you order from distributor directly or from third party?
Bought her from TheDollForum a well known doll site that advertises, talks about, and sells/trades dolls. Its a popular doll hub for information.
I am familiar with TDF, was just curious what company manufactured her face. It is nice.
lol what?
That one's fucking spicy, Glad to see this guy back.
Honestly the best looking doll face I've ever seen. They usually look kinda off or creepy, but that's just straight up cute
Glad to be back.
LOL
Cope
Thanks fam. You should get one too.
You don't need a real life girlfriend. BUT? You also don't have to be a strange cat either.
One of my ex gf from over 5 years ago gave me mono. I was so sick, and after my fever broke, I had this light cough for almost a year. Its gone now, but damn.
Diseases are no joke.
Source doll and doll clothes pls?
Oh, and fuck real women. You can find the right one, one day. Sure. But unless you're financially and emotionally stable with the time to spend on women it isn't worth it and it won't work out. Even with perfect conditions shit still can fail but less likely I guess.
glad you dollfags wont reproduce. the genepool is already in need of chlorine as it is
>implying they can fuck women irl
and you're part of that gene pool. nerf yourself normie.
lol
fuck dude, she looks perfect, i need the name of the company that made her.
I love it! Thank you.
You really like that resting bitch face huh?
Ah, thanks!
hell yeah, way better than those dolls that scream "straight outta china"
why would you want to reproduce and have to pay a fortune to raise a meatbag. there's also the risk of the mother fucking off with it and having you pay child support.
kek
Hate to break it to you, but mono is like Herpes- shit stays with you the rest of your life.
Dormant, but still there.
Also, all things break. One day your doll will break. Maybe you should consider that before you get too attached.
If your doll breaks, you can fix it. I did.
Herpes, just another reason why hooking up with a nasty ethot or drinking her bath water let alone sucking her pussy is a bad idea.
I can see the human population dying out thanks to herpes.
i'd be extremely suprised if we actually died out because of herpes.
im sickened but aroused. she looks a lot like my ex
nice
Wow, quads.
What happened to your ex?
checking these trips
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can you not count past three?
i dont do long distance and she wanted a hippy liberal arts degree from cali, drifted apart after we both moved to different states
Is that the foot? My dolls foot broke recently and I'm trying to figure out how to fix it.
those are quints my guy
hope you dont live in 'Merica
you gunna get V&
Post pics of your hot doll.
That's her neck, the skeleton broke where the neck part connects to the shoulder part.
Fuck that one's good
dont have one, was saying OP's doll looked a lot like my ex
She was a waifu in other words?
So you and your new girlfriend can have a threesome with the doll.
U shouldn't have a gf so dw
Post a pic of your ex
V&?
Law makers are pushing for the criminalization of sex dolls and are normalizing disgust for them by starting with child like sex dolls.
where did you purchase this model in particular
I didnt know that people would be so upset about the fake stuff
I guess ppl will have to get used to RLolis
where did you all buy yours I have been thinking about getting one.
>party V& quad
Why would they be so pissy about hentai or porn of young looking 30 Y/o's. because people hate eachother and are stupid. LOOK SOMEONE IS HAPPY MAKE THAT ILLEGAL!
The reason I wont get a doll, whats the point if this going to be banned anyway
LOL. i enjoy these
>She knows I'm a pedo
Trying to spread lies, shame on you! The creeper act failed
What are the dolls called? Your one looks very nice and I might get one in the future
where did you get yours
his doll is a DS Sakura
Thanks bro
what face is this
Only 3 states made these dolls illegal
the head is Sakura
Read like 3 posts above yours
Thanks for the feedback!
What states?
Am I the only poorfag NEET in these threads who was stupid enough to buy a doll? It seems like all other dollbros have nice houses and can afford nice camera equipment to take pictures with
Mines better
Kentucky, Florida, and somewhere else I forgot
You are so pathetic hahahaha please die thank you
Tennessee
>illegal in kentucky
of fucking course.
what anime
non non biyori
Guess it depends on what you're after. If you want somebody you can have a conversation with, confide in, learn from and get advice from. Somebody who can support you emotionally when you need it. Somebody you can share experiences with and maybe even have kids with then you're going to be out of luck. But not everyone needs those things I guess
Can any non virgins confirm that it feels like a real woman when fucking?
OP's doll is 10/10
Thank you for making me want to have a doll too ffs.
>it doesn't
Keep on ignoring me, I don't need you to make funny captions for my doll
>tfw I will never feel a woman's touch and the doll won't satisfy that hunger
Feelsbadman
Real girls can do more for you if you're lazy.
hope you all get raped in jail
What about the boobs?
you did get one of the best ones
because we value real connections even if they are not reciprocated.basically it feels fake and boring if the game is too easy. we want to actually win
It's a different feeling from a real woman, Dolls don't move and their joints hold position. You may need to stop to re lube up and unless you do something to warm them up first they start out pretty cold. If you ever fucked a girl that pulled the whole dead fish act, it's not too far from that experience. My dolls are tighter than most girls I've been with in the past, and won't complain if you like to go too rough or too soft. Overall doll sex is very nice, but pretty different from sex with a real girl.
TPE and silicone feels better than a real woman
I work with what you give me, and I can't do much with green TPE ass-shots.
How the fuck did you spill all that paint on her?
It's makeup and quite intentional.
I'm getting sleepy. time for bed
thanks for all the funny captions
I do it to make my doll look like a specific character I like
Same. I really like this doll.
>Tennessee
I was thinking about moving there. All of a sudden im over it.
>beretta 92
You and me sir have a very good understanding of the finer things in life.
We'd get along well.
does anyone know of a pretty good one for under $1000 I am thinking about buying my first
HAHAHA what the actual fuck is this one
What are the laws on this? I know that the chances of being raided are minimal, but is there a law on dolls? If people can be imprisoned for drawings, I imagine the government is more controlling on this matter.
Could you please make a Hit ot Miss cosplay (Cheerleader Yazawa)? :3
depends on where you are. In the U.S. it's legal everywhere except Florida, Kentucky, and Tennessee. U.K. Canada and Australia, they are outright banned. other places I'm not so sure.
Are you asking if it's illegal to have a TPE sex toy?
Or are you referring to the actual depiction? Because then I imagine they'd have to charge anyone who's every bought a dildo with rape.
>It was modeled after my penis, officer, and I couldn't have consented, I've never met this woman before!
And those states in the USA where it is illegal, it's legal to fuck a child as long as you get parental consent to marry the kid and get married first. Also legal to fuck horses in those states too. AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
Nice to know, amigo. Thanks. Any chance you know a trustable website that won't screw me out of my money?
Checked.
Just wanted to know if these younger sex dolls are legal. To be honest, it kinda looks fun to dress them up. I'm not very sexually active in general anyways.
Hilarious if true, but I really don't know about that.
Is anyone gonna actually post some doll pussy????
She fell off a ladder.
Haha I've actually thought about doing that but haven't put much effort into finding the right costume. And it's kinda a dead meme by now.
Catdoll Miss. Q is only $800 and a good quality doll for the money.
People rarely do for some reason.
>Haha I've actually thought about doing that but haven't put much effort into finding the right costume. And it's kinda a dead meme by now.
I still like it :3 very sexy
Yeah like damn I just want to jack off to fake silicon pussy im deadass
Absolutely not.
I got both my dolls from HGDoll. I know that catdoll, irontechdoll, WMdoll, and Dollter. are all real and I know people that have gotten dolls from them.
Yeah... Um... Pic related.
absolute legend, post more
I'll check them out. Thanks friendo.
I have a female friend that turned me down every time I propositioned her for sex. Over the years, we did everything but anything that would make me orgasm. She was always the blue-ball queen, my little punishment for making moves on her.
Over the years, I learned her exact measurements and every detail of how she looks naked and took a lot of pics of her face.
I spent a fortune making a doll replica of her. When I finally got it, I made no sexual passes at her for about a year.
She eventually asked "Did I stop being hot or something? You quit trying to get into my pants. Did you manage to keep a girlfriend I don't know about?"
That is when I invited her over and shown her my doll and said "This. I won't bug you anymore. I'd still rather have you but I know we will never happen... I settled."
She quit being my friend.
Okay. That's it for me for the night.
Have fun, stay safe, use protection. You don't want any unexpected cabbage patch kids.
Okay I have to sleep now, got work in the morning
That's a cool story. Dolls can't be mean. Good for you, friend.
Goodnight. Thanks for posting. Hope you have a good sleep and a good day.
>sexualizing Renge
I miss her. In her absence, I realize a huge amount of her amusement with me is her giving me blue balls. Then I realize I was pretty much her confidence boost friend. I even met a few of my ex-girlfriends through her and she was the one that drama-broke those relationships.
Yep, that doll is the best toy I ever purchased. I'm done with humans because of my former friend.
I wonder how satisfying it would be to slash them with a sharp katana
no hurt the dollies! O/\O
I'm not the type of person that really gets a lot of anime references. I remember... pretty much just SAO and everything that was on Adult Swim in the late 90's.
anyone know any good ones under $1000
Apparently she makes food too. Mine only hurt people.
wtf why should someone have a doll
this is the most disconcerting image ive ever seen
Are you new to the internet?
No drama, no blue-balls, don't talk back, all the benefits of a fleshlight with something to look at and play with.
You are so fucking pathetic
Sorry, feminists... your pussy power is fading.
>The cells the touched another man's dick are long gone.
Uh huh. And our virginity grows back if we don’t have sex for a while.
You have sex with plastic. So pathetic
>This cuck thinks his kid is his
you've obviously never been with one
Not to mention they never age and their vagina never sags. Get fucked roastie literally. Silicone is more respectable, less hassle and cheaper in the long run than any money and life draining roastie.
Word
Those are quints, you absolute tard
I like the idea of dolls, but I hate the fact all of the smaller ones look like kids. I'm not a pedo nor a lolicon so I get no satisfaction from it. [spoiler] Having an annoying little sister really steers you away from even thinking about having kids, let alone fucking them [/spoiler]
Is it just the kiddy looking ones that are banned? Leaf here and I honestly would just want an adult one.
I have an adult one, that's my taste too. I say don't ban the kiddie ones. Give the pedos their pacifiers.
Nice. How much was she? Where'd you get her from?