Story time retards

Story time retards.

>Work in office environment in a cubicle
>Across from me are 2 Mexican women that handle some of our Spanish speaking customers
>They talk among themselves in Spanish all day, every day.
>Nobody else in my department speaks Spanish.
>Make the decision to learn how to speak Spanish so I know what they are saying
>Spend a whole year learning Spanish using Rosetta Stone on the weekends.
>I happen to be friends with a Mexican dude that runs a taco-truck in my area.
>Eat lunch there several times a week.
>I don't tell my taco-truck friend I'm learning Spanish because reasons.
>After a few months of self-learning I start to pick up what these Mexican women are saying
>Can't really make much out other than something about office supplies and gossip about other women in the office
>As the months tick on I start to understand more of their conversations.
>I don't tell anyone what I'm doing
>One day I hear them talking about shit they stole from the office supply room
>Calculators, printer paper, whole boxes of pens, and more
>Mexican bitches are selling it on eBay
>Start writing down what I hear
>Continue to listen for a few weeks to get more evidence
>Finally go to HR and fill them in
>They audit the office supply room supplies and find lots of shit unaccounted for
>Both Mexican bitches get fired
>Wait for it...wait for it.
>Continue to sharpen my Spanish speaking skills and get a pay raise because I now handle our Spanish speaking clients
>Still not the best part...
>Finally tell my taco-truck friend the whole story. Everything.
>He's a red pilled Trump supporter
>He laughs his ass off nearly pissing himself
>Gives me 2 free tacos, one for each of the Mexican bitches I got fired.
>Fuck I love my job.

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> I happen to be friends with....
Kek.......you need to leave the basement and house in order to have friends.....you fucking jew

learning a new language is annoying and hard as shit ngl

Yeah faggotenese can be a bitch to learn but you and OP are top tier faggots

>> jew

you had it, then you went all retarded

>not blackmailing them for that greasy Mexican pussy

>> I happen to be friends with....
Kek.......you need to leave the basement and house in order to have friends.....you fucking incel

Good job OP. Doing gods work.

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doubt this is real but if it is somehow real then good job. lmfao.

Enjoy your larp.

Daily reminder OP is a jew that needs to be gassed.

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its true, Mexicunts are always talking at each other about something or other.

but OP u are a piece of shit mind your own fucking business.
when u get stomped in the revolution don't go shouting "but i din do nuffin".
RATfag

Good, cause most cunts on the US only speak 1 language, hense why they are inferior.
>Hitler no hiso nada malo.

Oh you’re just mad because you’re a cuck. Go find some hobo’s dick to suck. You did good OP

I hate spics but i also hate rats. Idk which is worse

OP here. You're just mad because you didn't get free tacos.

wrong again faggot, im just short.

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Soyboy.

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It's what we think of you if i had to put it in a word. Black people have bitch it works real well for them.

Gringo and stupid American faggot/bitch = soyboy.

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would you actually use terms like "soyboy" in public? some of these internet slang terms are so fucking stupid, i bet no one has ever actually SAID them out loud.

This is fake for the ammount of time it takes to do that and Mexicans don't do that. And you have no friends.

You betrayed the spic who was cool with your retarded ass immediately. Chris chan. Soyboy.

They're right and have your women tho.

Hero! Excellent work!

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This didn’t happen

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You should have blackmailed the two of them for sex for a few months until you got tired of the and then talked to hr

Sounds like OP is a snitch fag.

>Behead yourself office cuck

Then everyone clapped.