If Elon Musk was the large keratinoid protrusion on an elephants mouth, he'd be Elon Tusk

If Elon Musk was the large keratinoid protrusion on an elephants mouth, he'd be Elon Tusk.

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absolutely based

If Elon Musk was a manly, sweaty odour, he'd be Elon Musk

And if Sandra Bullock was a male, she'd be Sandra Bullcock.

Elon Musk is a robot
World's first advanced AI

if donald trump had a ruptured sphincter, he'd be Donald Dump

If Elon Musk was a usually dry or membranous outer covering various seeds and fruits, he would be Elon Husk.

When he bangs his daughter he's Donald Hump

If Elon Musk was a time of day around sunset when there is still a little light but it's fading he'd be Elon Dusk

If Elon Musk was a singer/songwriter/piano player, he'd be Elton Musk

If Elon Musk was the time period in which the sun sets and twilight sets in, he'd be Elon Dusk

If one of his arms was cut off, he would be Donald Stump.

If he wanted to play music on the street for money he'd be Elon Busk

Haha, bitch, beat you by 25 seconds.

If Elon Musk was a connoisseur of toddler teething products he'd be Elon Rusk

If you rearranged Elon musk you get Lone Skum

If Elon Musk was a small Wyoming town of about 1,543 people named after Ranchinh Magnate and stock holder of the Wyoming Central Railway, we would be Elon Lusk.

If Elon Musk had failed in business and lost his family's money and resulted to living on the streets making money from playing music with a hat in front of him he'd be Elon Busk

Fuck you I already said that one cunt

If Elon Musk was a non-vertibrate with a mantle and commonly also a calcerous shell, he would be Elon Mollusk

I missed it
But don't worry, you'll recover

If Elon Musk were Jamaican he'd be Hey'mon Musk

Sunk Mole might be the best. i just thought of that but i bet others have aswell.

the whole "keep pouring more money into a failing company hoping it will all work out" is so similar to the sunken cost fallacy...

If Angela Merkel liked erotically shaking her bottom, she would be Angela Twerkel

If Elon Musk was a school for future British Prime Ministers he'd be Eton Musk

The visual is now burned into my brain

Here is payback
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Elon? is that you?

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