Celeb Thread

Celeb Thread
Happy Birthday Sadfu Edition

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I-I love Mars...

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*smilefu

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no being sad allowed
happy birthday tho

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Mars is great... martians are dicks...

*gladfu

smilefu is a totally different person :)

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It's my life goal to go there..

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are you an astronot?

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Best mummy

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12/10 would recommend at least once.

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Not yet. But I am young and eager

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Who?

Heh. But for real, it is

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Das Taylor Swift

interesting, best of luck to you lol

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Tony Jaa

Misa Campo.

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You're right, gladfu sounds better

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Thank you
I just have to be valuable to be on Mars. After all, in 5 years we are starting to go there

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uh huh

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If Jesus came back as a grill he would be ryry

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Lol. Why that?

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dat filename tho

kek

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Cause she is a Jew like Jesus.

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Madfu on the right?

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5 years is optimistic lmao
but I get you

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Imagine the SMELL.

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Ya, watch the sun rise from Olympus Mons

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If sadfu was my gf I would marry her and then move with her to a trailer in the desert in Australia and be sad with her.

Keeek
Optimistic? Elon will show you
Ayy, Anya

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Or you could try to make her smile

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I was outside watering my garden for 20min. I look like I was in the pool.
That´s not normal anymore, it´s like they said, we´re a virus and earth tries to kill us with a fiber.
rip bros

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I mean fever...duh

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a long term settlement would be decades away
And I don't think Elon will be the guy to do it.

>with a fiber

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No bully!

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babs rhymes with crabs

She has a great booty.

30 years until a settlement is a thing. I bet

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leave babs alone

wew laddy
no way

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babs is aids

lol, it´s so cute how happy she is when she does her swing.
I´m actually a epic golf player, ma handicap is 87

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why?

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Lily James?

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear sadfu, happy birthday to you

Yes way!

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she cute

Mine was exactly 18

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wow that's a really strong way to support your head
you can really lean into your hand that way

Happy birthday! I got you a donut but i ated it

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The elbow is unsupported, the chain is weak!

That´s pretty gud.
I made a intership on a golf range, no shit.
it was super relaxed.

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50 years min, if at all

>hfw

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Stay out of the sun sexy legs.it gonna make u old.

:_: when u smile but are still sad.

Nee Britney legs or Serena ass please. Will also accept hairy celeb pits (Bella, Miley, whomever)

Best celeb Mommy?

I had my fun back then, but impossible to do it with work
Never ever
JJ legs

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dadfu

Insta-cum.

It´s chill, I start playing again when I´m 50+, how it´s intended to be played.

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Why have there been no new Modern Family episodes in a long time, is the show ded?

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yumms

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omnomnom

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There is no substitute for your real mom. Go apologise to her for being a retard.

I dedicate this webm to hershy

That a new website?
Exactly true

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You die toooo much.

I need a picture of ayyfu in jeans and a wet tshirt. I bet she has well formed bobs.

jj such a epic progamer

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Punished Emilia Clarke fathercomplex.com/emilia-clarke-nude-sex-scene-in-game-of-thrones-series/

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Lily James has the hips of a mommy

dw user, it´s only fiber, it can´t harm us.

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It sux we don't have a habitable planet to escape to when we ruin this one. Mars is too broken already.

She plays fortgay..

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Fiber is a killer.

Wat glorious bobs. I want to touch em.

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Give it 500 to 1000 years and it's green
Most perfect boobs imo

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O they are great u can tell.

doesn´t matter, she is a sexy qt and I actually believe her that she is a gamer girl which makes her even qtier and hotter.
I can´t die again user, everyones mad at me because they have to find all the dragonballs and summon shenlong to bring me back :(

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They aren't. There's a WebM of her from a movie and you can see that they are wonky.

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so fucking hot

You are kinda odd the last few days
Tell me when something is bothering you

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I remember years ago seeing pics of her walking on the beach with Kate, both in bikinis, and thinking she was going to grow up to be an exquisite beauty. I wasn't wrong.

I'd personally never move to another planet

What if they say eff it though and let you RIB with pictures of JJ?

Absolutely
Lily is one of my favs since quite some time. It helps that she is such a big tease

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I had a few super stressy days, shit went down at work and I couldn´t sleep for shit because of the heat.
Nothings bothering me besides that, promise

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A-A-As y-y-you c-can s-see I-I'm v-v-v-v-very lucky to h-h-h-h-have a-a very b-b-beautiful w-woman...

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This new Cap'n Crunch commercial is very erotic.

don't listen to this virgin

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Have a hug instead?

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Emma Watson, god i wish she had more of these videos

>I try to be less odd
Kek. Ems less odd.

>twitter.com/i/status/1153700869830926337

What? I need to see this webm. EVerything I've seen of her, they look great

A-And m-m-m-m-m-many m-m-m-men c-can only d-dream o-o-o-of f-finding a-a-a-a-a girl l-like Vics...

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victoria rhymes with whore-ia

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Imma phonefag.

Indeed it is

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They're less than ideal when they're unsupported. Of course they look good when you squish them together.

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I can only try, it´s not my fault I´m a naturally born dingus.

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>It helps that she is such a big tease

She lives to torment cocks

So what? You can still see the filenames

They look perfectly fine to me, would squeeze

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It’s okay you’re a dingus, you’re still a qt.

Can you judge her?

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So, what you're saying is they're not full of plastic, and that makes them wonky. Got it.

I can only worship her.

literally see NOTHING worng

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These boobs. They are noice. I can tell.

>Emma Watson
not her

I love this webm, it´s soooo sexy.
thank you :)
I bought you a jj to make it up to you.

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not that user.. I quite enjoy her bounce. Just posting webm for u

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>Emma Watson
>no face
>???
>seems legit

Oh, right on then

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I already have a jj that you got for me qt.

Exactly

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Love those boobs, amazing giggle

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mmmm feet

Boobs are boobs you silly virgin.

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uhoh.
Well the only thing better than one jj is two jj
You can sell the one you don´t need make money or something else.

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post your instagram, you know you want to
>inb4 global rule 4

going fucking hard

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Maybe I can trade my second JJ off for another qt? Who should I pick??? I know...

ah shit

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I just fapped to her tbh

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who you want qt?
I have all the qts in store.

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One smile a day takes the sad away
Happy birthday!

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Is it too much to ask for some leaked Sabrina Carpenter nudes or a nip slip or something?

Baste

Fapping for Haiz

going to drain me

can i lick that off?

Hmmmmm I like smol blondes that bully me. I also like qt like RyRy that bully me. I like me some haiz to bully me.

Kek

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Such a mouth-watering sexual goddess...I'm not worthy to cum to her. Just edge, throb, and drip. Endlessly.

that fucking tight body

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Fuck. Yes. More, more, more, PLEASE.

How can you post 10 jj pics but forget her culo?

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Oh dear...
Calm down devil

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you are silly, you can have all the qts to look at as I bully you :p
I have very qt smol blondes lying around somewhere, let me have a look.
*boop*

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No lewd

wanna feel how warm it is inside ryry if you know what i mean.

Remember how i fapped to those summer vlogs back then ..good times.

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Derpy pollenflower

Oh!

Are you referring to mouth or pussy sir?

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She lookin really good here.

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not seeing the wonk here. U must mistake the pressing of the gun butt to tit as wonk

those hips, fuck

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do pentothal (sodium), scopolamine, and ketamine?

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>52yo

I get you. But which one of the 3 do you choose?

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There is a third option.....

more preggos

remember when some1 cared bout this skank-ass bitch?

you still would, derp...

Gotta go now

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in her pussy, squeezing me while i pin her down against the bed

im saying how will your ugly-ass look at 52, obese human-oil spill

baww, see you

sweet jebus

This

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Those were good faps

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Tayfu will always be mai gf.

Remember Lia threads or Chloe threads

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;___;

wew
good old times :)
my diligent hunnybee

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>more pregos?
more like more underagos

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Ooooh i had all kinds of time for old Chloe threads

>filename
I remember

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yeah?

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i remember both, i like chloe more and lia got blown out of the water in like 2 months

Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg

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*booch* luv u

So hot

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Yep. Zoomed in on those feet. Glorious orgasm on the horizon. Thanks.

What happened to the image quality, this is real bad.

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Stop

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>mcdonalds

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love you more my derpy bee

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Those are perfect

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With what?

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>Those are perfect

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posting dadfus waifey

>With what?

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Kill yourself faggot

>>posting dadfus waifey

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>Kill yourself faggot

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when self hating fags learn how to use a computer

aww, poor baby, what did the mean old celebs do to you?

couldn't have one full day without it lmao

god turn me into tay please i want to be her double

New

Nuh uh derpy flower

source?

who?