Celeb Thread Happy Birthday Sadfu Edition
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July 24, 2019 - 17:55
I-I love Mars...
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July 24, 2019 - 17:57
*smilefu
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July 24, 2019 - 17:57
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July 24, 2019 - 17:57
no being sad allowed happy birthday tho
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July 24, 2019 - 17:57
Mars is great... martians are dicks...
July 24, 2019 - 17:58
*gladfu
smilefu is a totally different person :)
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July 24, 2019 - 17:58
It's my life goal to go there..
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July 24, 2019 - 17:59
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July 24, 2019 - 18:00
are you an astronot?
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July 24, 2019 - 18:00
Best mummy
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July 24, 2019 - 18:00
12/10 would recommend at least once.
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July 24, 2019 - 18:01
Not yet. But I am young and eager
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July 24, 2019 - 18:01
Heh. But for real, it is
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July 24, 2019 - 18:02
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July 24, 2019 - 18:02
interesting, best of luck to you lol
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July 24, 2019 - 18:02
Misa Campo.
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July 24, 2019 - 18:03
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July 24, 2019 - 18:03
You're right, gladfu sounds better
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July 24, 2019 - 18:03
Thank you I just have to be valuable to be on Mars. After all, in 5 years we are starting to go there
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July 24, 2019 - 18:04
uh huh
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July 24, 2019 - 18:04
If Jesus came back as a grill he would be ryry
July 24, 2019 - 18:04
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July 24, 2019 - 18:05
Lol. Why that?
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July 24, 2019 - 18:05
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July 24, 2019 - 18:06
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July 24, 2019 - 18:07
Cause she is a Jew like Jesus.
July 24, 2019 - 18:07
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July 24, 2019 - 18:07
Madfu on the right?
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July 24, 2019 - 18:08
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July 24, 2019 - 18:09
5 years is optimistic lmao but I get you
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July 24, 2019 - 18:09
Imagine the SMELL.
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July 24, 2019 - 18:10
Ya, watch the sun rise from Olympus Mons
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July 24, 2019 - 18:10
If sadfu was my gf I would marry her and then move with her to a trailer in the desert in Australia and be sad with her.
July 24, 2019 - 18:12
Keeek Optimistic? Elon will show you Ayy, Anya
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July 24, 2019 - 18:12
Or you could try to make her smile
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July 24, 2019 - 18:15
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July 24, 2019 - 18:16
I was outside watering my garden for 20min. I look like I was in the pool. That´s not normal anymore, it´s like they said, we´re a virus and earth tries to kill us with a fiber. rip bros
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July 24, 2019 - 18:17
a long term settlement would be decades away And I don't think Elon will be the guy to do it.
>with a fiber
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July 24, 2019 - 18:18
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July 24, 2019 - 18:19
No bully!
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July 24, 2019 - 18:19
30 years until a settlement is a thing. I bet
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July 24, 2019 - 18:20
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July 24, 2019 - 18:22
wew laddy no way
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July 24, 2019 - 18:23
lol, it´s so cute how happy she is when she does her swing. I´m actually a epic golf player, ma handicap is 87
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July 24, 2019 - 18:23
Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday dear sadfu, happy birthday to you
July 24, 2019 - 18:24
Yes way!
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July 24, 2019 - 18:25
Mine was exactly 18
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July 24, 2019 - 18:25
wow that's a really strong way to support your head you can really lean into your hand that way
July 24, 2019 - 18:26
Happy birthday! I got you a donut but i ated it
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July 24, 2019 - 18:26
The elbow is unsupported, the chain is weak!
July 24, 2019 - 18:26
That´s pretty gud. I made a intership on a golf range, no shit. it was super relaxed.
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July 24, 2019 - 18:28
50 years min, if at all
>hfw
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July 24, 2019 - 18:28
Stay out of the sun sexy legs.it gonna make u old.
July 24, 2019 - 18:28
:_: when u smile but are still sad.
July 24, 2019 - 18:29
Nee Britney legs or Serena ass please. Will also accept hairy celeb pits (Bella, Miley, whomever)
July 24, 2019 - 18:30
I had my fun back then, but impossible to do it with work Never ever JJ legs
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July 24, 2019 - 18:30
It´s chill, I start playing again when I´m 50+, how it´s intended to be played.
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July 24, 2019 - 18:32
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July 24, 2019 - 18:32
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July 24, 2019 - 18:32
Why have there been no new Modern Family episodes in a long time, is the show ded?
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July 24, 2019 - 18:33
yumms
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July 24, 2019 - 18:33
omnomnom
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July 24, 2019 - 18:33
There is no substitute for your real mom. Go apologise to her for being a retard.
July 24, 2019 - 18:34
I dedicate this webm to hershy
July 24, 2019 - 18:34
That a new website? Exactly true
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July 24, 2019 - 18:35
I need a picture of ayyfu in jeans and a wet tshirt. I bet she has well formed bobs.
July 24, 2019 - 18:37
jj such a epic progamer
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July 24, 2019 - 18:37
Lily James has the hips of a mommy
July 24, 2019 - 18:38
dw user, it´s only fiber, it can´t harm us.
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July 24, 2019 - 18:38
It sux we don't have a habitable planet to escape to when we ruin this one. Mars is too broken already.
July 24, 2019 - 18:39
She plays fortgay..
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July 24, 2019 - 18:40
Wat glorious bobs. I want to touch em.
July 24, 2019 - 18:41
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July 24, 2019 - 18:42
Give it 500 to 1000 years and it's green Most perfect boobs imo
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July 24, 2019 - 18:42
O they are great u can tell.
July 24, 2019 - 18:43
doesn´t matter, she is a sexy qt and I actually believe her that she is a gamer girl which makes her even qtier and hotter. I can´t die again user, everyones mad at me because they have to find all the dragonballs and summon shenlong to bring me back :(
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July 24, 2019 - 18:43
They aren't. There's a WebM of her from a movie and you can see that they are wonky.
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July 24, 2019 - 18:44
You are kinda odd the last few days Tell me when something is bothering you
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July 24, 2019 - 18:45
I remember years ago seeing pics of her walking on the beach with Kate, both in bikinis, and thinking she was going to grow up to be an exquisite beauty. I wasn't wrong.
July 24, 2019 - 18:46
I'd personally never move to another planet
July 24, 2019 - 18:46
What if they say eff it though and let you RIB with pictures of JJ?
July 24, 2019 - 18:46
Absolutely Lily is one of my favs since quite some time. It helps that she is such a big tease
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July 24, 2019 - 18:47
I had a few super stressy days, shit went down at work and I couldn´t sleep for shit because of the heat. Nothings bothering me besides that, promise
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July 24, 2019 - 18:49
A-A-As y-y-you c-can s-see I-I'm v-v-v-v-very lucky to h-h-h-h-have a-a very b-b-beautiful w-woman...
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July 24, 2019 - 18:49
This new Cap'n Crunch commercial is very erotic.
July 24, 2019 - 18:49
don't listen to this virgin
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July 24, 2019 - 18:50
Emma Watson, god i wish she had more of these videos
July 24, 2019 - 18:50
>I try to be less odd Kek. Ems less odd.
July 24, 2019 - 18:51
What? I need to see this webm. EVerything I've seen of her, they look great
July 24, 2019 - 18:51
A-And m-m-m-m-m-many m-m-m-men c-can only d-dream o-o-o-of f-finding a-a-a-a-a girl l-like Vics...
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July 24, 2019 - 18:51
victoria rhymes with whore-ia
July 24, 2019 - 18:51
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July 24, 2019 - 18:52
Indeed it is
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July 24, 2019 - 18:53
They're less than ideal when they're unsupported. Of course they look good when you squish them together.
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July 24, 2019 - 18:53
I can only try, it´s not my fault I´m a naturally born dingus.
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July 24, 2019 - 18:53
>It helps that she is such a big tease
She lives to torment cocks
July 24, 2019 - 18:53
So what? You can still see the filenames
July 24, 2019 - 18:54
They look perfectly fine to me, would squeeze
July 24, 2019 - 18:54
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July 24, 2019 - 18:55
It’s okay you’re a dingus, you’re still a qt.
July 24, 2019 - 18:55
Can you judge her?
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July 24, 2019 - 18:55
So, what you're saying is they're not full of plastic, and that makes them wonky. Got it.
July 24, 2019 - 18:56
literally see NOTHING worng
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July 24, 2019 - 18:56
These boobs. They are noice. I can tell.
July 24, 2019 - 18:56
I love this webm, it´s soooo sexy. thank you :) I bought you a jj to make it up to you.
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July 24, 2019 - 18:57
not that user.. I quite enjoy her bounce. Just posting webm for u
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July 24, 2019 - 18:57
>Emma Watson >no face >??? >seems legit
July 24, 2019 - 18:58
Oh, right on then
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July 24, 2019 - 18:58
I already have a jj that you got for me qt.
July 24, 2019 - 18:58
Love those boobs, amazing giggle
July 24, 2019 - 18:59
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July 24, 2019 - 18:59
Boobs are boobs you silly virgin.
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July 24, 2019 - 19:01
uhoh. Well the only thing better than one jj is two jj You can sell the one you don´t need make money or something else.
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July 24, 2019 - 19:01
post your instagram, you know you want to >inb4 global rule 4
July 24, 2019 - 19:02
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July 24, 2019 - 19:03
Maybe I can trade my second JJ off for another qt? Who should I pick??? I know...
July 24, 2019 - 19:04
ah shit
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July 24, 2019 - 19:05
I just fapped to her tbh
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July 24, 2019 - 19:05
who you want qt? I have all the qts in store.
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July 24, 2019 - 19:06
One smile a day takes the sad away Happy birthday!
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July 24, 2019 - 19:06
Is it too much to ask for some leaked Sabrina Carpenter nudes or a nip slip or something?
July 24, 2019 - 19:06
Hmmmmm I like smol blondes that bully me. I also like qt like RyRy that bully me. I like me some haiz to bully me.
July 24, 2019 - 19:07
Kek
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July 24, 2019 - 19:07
Such a mouth-watering sexual goddess...I'm not worthy to cum to her. Just edge, throb, and drip. Endlessly.
July 24, 2019 - 19:07
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July 24, 2019 - 19:08
Fuck. Yes. More, more, more, PLEASE.
July 24, 2019 - 19:08
How can you post 10 jj pics but forget her culo?
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July 24, 2019 - 19:09
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Oh dear... Calm down devil
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July 24, 2019 - 19:09
you are silly, you can have all the qts to look at as I bully you :p I have very qt smol blondes lying around somewhere, let me have a look. *boop*
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July 24, 2019 - 19:09
wanna feel how warm it is inside ryry if you know what i mean.
July 24, 2019 - 19:11
Remember how i fapped to those summer vlogs back then ..good times.
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July 24, 2019 - 19:11
Are you referring to mouth or pussy sir?
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July 24, 2019 - 19:12
She lookin really good here.
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July 24, 2019 - 19:12
not seeing the wonk here. U must mistake the pressing of the gun butt to tit as wonk
July 24, 2019 - 19:12
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do pentothal (sodium), scopolamine, and ketamine?
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July 24, 2019 - 19:13
I get you. But which one of the 3 do you choose?
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July 24, 2019 - 19:13
There is a third option.....
July 24, 2019 - 19:13
remember when some1 cared bout this skank-ass bitch?
July 24, 2019 - 19:14
Gotta go now
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July 24, 2019 - 19:14
in her pussy, squeezing me while i pin her down against the bed
July 24, 2019 - 19:14
im saying how will your ugly-ass look at 52, obese human-oil spill
July 24, 2019 - 19:15
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July 24, 2019 - 19:16
Tayfu will always be mai gf.
July 24, 2019 - 19:16
Remember Lia threads or Chloe threads
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July 24, 2019 - 19:16
wew good old times :) my diligent hunnybee
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July 24, 2019 - 19:17
>more pregos? more like more underagos
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July 24, 2019 - 19:18
Ooooh i had all kinds of time for old Chloe threads
July 24, 2019 - 19:18
>filename I remember
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July 24, 2019 - 19:18
yeah?
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July 24, 2019 - 19:18
i remember both, i like chloe more and lia got blown out of the water in like 2 months
July 24, 2019 - 19:19
Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg
July 24, 2019 - 19:19
Yep. Zoomed in on those feet. Glorious orgasm on the horizon. Thanks.
July 24, 2019 - 19:20
What happened to the image quality, this is real bad.
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July 24, 2019 - 19:23
>mcdonalds
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July 24, 2019 - 19:23
love you more my derpy bee
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July 24, 2019 - 19:24
>Those are perfect
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July 24, 2019 - 19:24
>With what?
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July 24, 2019 - 19:24
>>posting dadfus waifey
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July 24, 2019 - 19:25
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July 24, 2019 - 19:25
>Kill yourself faggot
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July 24, 2019 - 19:25
when self hating fags learn how to use a computer
July 24, 2019 - 19:26
aww, poor baby, what did the mean old celebs do to you?
July 24, 2019 - 19:26
couldn't have one full day without it lmao
July 24, 2019 - 19:27
god turn me into tay please i want to be her double
July 24, 2019 - 19:27