Friends with someone since childhood

>friends with someone since childhood
>turns out friend identifies as girl
>find out you're in love
>parents find you making love on bed, freak out
>dad calls you a fag

I don't know what to do Yea Forums, please give me some advice!!

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top thread op, keep it up

please advice please b

I have advice.

Stop making this thread.

No.

i´m not gay you jerks

Bad news OP, you might have a case of the big gay. Hope this helps.

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i am NOT gay, i have a girlfriend

well, your dad isnt wrong

>4

yes he is, i am NOT gay

A tranny doesn't count as a gf

Go fuck yourself, or him, faggot

i will

i will fuck HER

and i am NOT gay

Accept you're a fag fucking a male who “identifies” as a female and tell your dad. If you really need to convince yourself that you’re not a big gay try throwing a wig on another male friend of yours and see if it feels just as good in his ass as it does in your “girlfriends”

dude she IS my girlfriend and we have made love many many times. and i am NOT gay since SHE identifies as FEMALE.

I know you're in denial, but don't worry faggot bro, soon you will realize that you are indeed, a prostate connoisseur, and will not feel shame about stirring your SO's boy-pussy.

I wish you the best life and hope the AIDS don't get you too soon

NO you are wrong because my GIRLfriend and will stay together forever. and since neither of us have AIDS, neither of us are gay and neither of us sleep around we won´t get AIDS

He's got a dick, therefore gay. It does NOT matter what he identifies as. It really does not. You are still gay, as you have made love to a being with a penis.

You did this yesterday. STFU

it does matter you jackass. there are many genders, and gender has nothing to do with sex. the fact that my girlfriend has male genitals doesn´t make her any less of a girl.

>5

no you didn´t, so you STFU you fucker

hey guise
hey guise

the FAGGOT and his BOYFRIEND TROLLS are back

it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood!

I know this is bait, but man I'm laughing so hard with those mental gymnastics

the fact that you have ovaries instead of balls doesn't make you any less of a FAGGOT

Shit tier b8
Fuck off a bridge for me won't ya?

why don´t you go suck a fuck you fucknut

you can suck both my cocks you fucksuck

its cute when the 12-year olds come on Yea Forums and show us old farts how to insult like real children do

go suck a mules cock you dick antenna

>5

we´re in our 20s you cocksuck

>the fact that my "GIRLfriend" has MALE genitals doesn't make "her" any less of a girl
>the fact that my "dog" is a cat doesn't make it any less of a dog
>the fact that my "electric" guitar is acoustic doesn't make it any less of an electric guitar
>The fact that my "computer" is just a PBJ sandwich doesn't make it any less of a computer

Ok keep up the good work buddy

Just be a day. Who cares?

oh burn!

ima write that one down

cool burns:
1) when found out to be 12, write "we're in our 20s you cocksuck", this equals =1,000 burn points and an automatic Insult Modifier level up star

Yeah you did, attention seeking faggot.

thats a strawman argument you industrial strength cock inhaler

Post more pics

you dried up piece of cum we are in our 20s, and we can prove it you fagnut

now go suck a turd out of a niggers ass

no you didnt so i win again you turd nugget

but user, all the days are taken, and nobody wants to add sodomday to their calendar

>muh logical fallacies

How about argue it back instead of being a pussy ass bitch. I've left a massive gaping hole in your argument and you've tossed it aside simply because you don't want to hear it. The truth is SCREAMING at you, but you don't want to hear it.

Keep it up, buddy

>friends with someone since childhood
>turns out friend identifies as dog
>find out you're in love
>parents find you making love on bed, freak out
>dad calls you a dogfucker

I don't know what to do Yea Forums, please give me some advice!!

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>9

more like i left a gaping hole in your mother you shittastic fagniglet

Those Naruto headbands don't help.
Have you tried not being a faggot?

oh stfu you can´t do shit without your balls

have you tried taking cum in both your ears so its in stereo

This place has gone to hell. No one even bothered to ask if balls touched, which is the only surefire way to know if a homosexual act has taken place.

This was the point I was making at thank you for putting into a form this gay man can understand

>friends with someone since childhood
>turns out friend is cock
>find out you're in love
>parents find you making love on bed, freak out
>dad calls you a fag

I don't know what to do Yea Forums, please give me some advice!!

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Yeah dude and I'm not broke and single because I identify as a wealthy chad.
Faggot

maybe you should make a point out of your cock so ehrm FUCK YOU

maybe you have cock issues

You just went from calling out my logical fallacies to just attacking me which is another argumentative fallacy. How fuckin mature. You're in such denial I wonder why you even came here for fuck's sake. Top tier bait.

Your "girlfriend" is a literal magnet for aids filled cocks.

Good. But you're just trying to validate this spam post and defending mentally ill freaks. Hope the mod deletes this... and whether or not this story has a grain of truth, you are a fag.

I'll accept you as a wealthy Chad if you take real steps to get in shape, look good, and make tons of money.

bitch please, like anyone would want your withered old vadge you wrinkled up foopa

at which point i shall open it again you turd tickler

Ok trap loving faggot, here's your (You)

>friends with someone since childhood
>turns out friend has a penis
>find out you're in love with penis
>parents find you making love on bed to penis, freak out
>dad calls you a fag because you love penis.

I don't know what to do Yea Forums, please give me some advice!!

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>I'm a bitter faggot because Yea Forums won't congratulate me for fucking my friend in the ass and accept the mental gymnastics I use to hide my faggotry.
>Why my dad hate me

OP do you suck her dick? I wish you both the best

go eat a whole mountain of cocks you ableist shitlord

yeah or maybe im a troll that has written many legendary copy pasta´s before like the tit cancer and dick shooter one but you´ll never know, now will you?

whether or not you identify as gay, you have always been a faggot.

claim he blackmailed you/ say you were drunk something like that then get a girlfriend be manly to earn you dads forgiveness

I'll accept you aren't gay when you stop fucking dudes

>friends with someone since childhood
>turns out friend identifies as car
>find out you're in love
>parents find you making love on street, freak out
>dad calls you a gearhead

I don't know what to do Yea Forums, please give me some advice!!

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Nah bro my angry jew cock is in working order and seeking revenge on a daily basis

>yeah or maybe im a troll that has written many legendary copy pasta´s before like the tit cancer and dick shooter one but you´ll never know, now will you?

This is the gayest validation I've ever read in my entire life. Holy shit.

You know there's more than just you and OP posting in this thread, ¿right?

kys

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Weird bait, but okay. I don't personally care how many dicks OP sucks, but if this is supposed to spur an internet argument about whether or not traps are gay, they're gay enough. Just because your friend identifies as something, doesn't make them that thing. You can candy coat that all you want, but until he saws off his dick and balls, he's still a man...albeit a soft man with feminine features. My advice is to stop making this thread and accept that you are a stripe of gay and live your best life. Because in the end, nothing really matters but love and happiness.

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Oops my bad

REGULAR OLD NEWS: OP IS A FAGGOT

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Clearly you have no idea how AIDS is transmitted. Even monogamous faggots get AIDS. Its a result of poo-poo-lube-butter mixing with semen, then it is contracted into the urethra and travels to the balls where pee is stored. The pee acts as a catalyst, turning the jizz-lube-poo-poo-jelly into full blown AIDS. Read a book faggot.

>friends with dog since childhood
>turns out dog friend has a penis
>find out you're in love with dog penis
>parents find you making love on bed to dog penis, freak out
>dad calls you a fag because you love dog penis

I don't know what to do Yea Forums, please give me some advice!!

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Hahaha. I need attention says the big faggot. Gonna be here again tomorrow and say you weren't here today, poof?

She sleeps around. And as a trans, I think you are gay dude.

thank you!

thats the spirit!

actually my GIRLfriend and i want to try cuckolding for me, and are looking for another cock to fuck her while i film and watch. are you that cock? a jewcock sounds nice since its cut and all.

of course i will take care of the cuck cleanup after. AND i would like to prep the bull before hand.

you in?

maybe, maybe.

(cocks)

>friends with someone since childhood
>turns out friend identifies as spiderman
>find out you're in love
>parents find you making love on bed, freak out
>dad calls you a spiderhoe

I don't know what to do Yea Forums, please give me some advice!!

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Trips and you post the Naruto loving traps ass

Stop being a faggot, get yourself and your friend psychological help. It's not normal, and it's not healthy. your friend will likely kill himself and you'll likely end up fucking 100s of guys and dying of AIDS

I'll just post your thread first every time it goes down. We all will

Poor little poof - all confused.

Yeah why not my dudes.
I'll show you how we fuck traps in Israel

This should say "here cums a Spiderman"

>0

that would be swell! dont forget to post our picture with it!
I love u guyz.

is there any particular way for hebrew people to fuck a trap?

Rolling

>naruto headbands
kys

Well for starters it's not kosher to work with ham but there are exceptions. Let me consult the Torah and get back to you

will you part my babies red sea for me and let your people in?

u know, moses style?

you know what? just wow us with your hebrew magic. we want to be surprised and amazed!

Ok so MAYBE I´m a LITTLE gay for taking a ton of loads from my GIRLfriend up my tight little raisin. but how many of you straight dudes can honestly say they haven´t taken at least one load up their ass of their girlfriend?

Fucked in the ass by a man in women's clothes. That's gay.

so you´re trying to tell me you´ve never taken a girls load up your ass before? ever?

How could she do it? That's not possible.

>but how many of you straight dudes can honestly say they haven´t taken at least one load up their ass of their girlfriend?
Me. I can say that.

thats non sense, you must have or you´re still a virgin

by fucking you in the ass of course with her girl bits, silly

stop being a queer and keep dumping your load into your faggot friend. Who cares what people think..

Ghey denial

That dick slapping against you says otherwise. Big gay

OK, now go and raid Area 51

Hitler didn't identify as a racist bad guy, does that mean he was a diversity loving hood guy? Just because he didn't identify a certain way?

>thats non sense, you must have or you´re still a virgin
You're fun

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No what you just did was a straw man argument

I remember you from yesterday... you fuck her ass yet? if you aren't gonna post win, gtfo

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my thank you!
i think you´re groovy in a far out happening kinda way too!

and i already said in the OP already we did, we fucked both our asses already tons of times.

i got more cum inside me than an asshole day parade

i am NOT gay though

Dress up like a girl and bend over in front of your dad. If he tries to fuck you, then you win.

Troll trolling

but im not!

u did this already faggot.

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no u.

What? How is that an argument?

I'll take you to the highest peak to speak with god, then leave you with a burning bush baby

hmmm you´re already driving us nuts!!!!

well if im gay for taking my gfs loads up my pooper then so are straight guys that do that regularly from their gf

Just look your dad in the eyes and just admit that you're a fag, because there is no way around it you're fucking a dude.

This is the best advice in this thread. I tried it and my life has never been better. Except chairs

but im not gay dude thats the whole point

Let me nut in your gentile trap while you whisper "shekels" in my ear

Do you even know how a real girl is build up?

Straight dudes dont fuck other men then call them their girlfriend. That's gay

oh hell yes

of course i do!

>3

but its not gay, my girlfriend identifies as a girl

Dude i just don't give a fuck anymore about you and your walking loosehole i dropped my last slice of smoked salmon trying to cure gayness, Fuck your dad at this point maybe it'll be manly enough for him to shut the fuck up.

I'm going to bite and peck your sinful foreskins off

smoked salmon? well cant you rinse it off and still eat it?

oh hell yes then we´re both cut too!!!!
it´ll be our very own bris!

Faggot

I'll show you why pork is unclean with my 10 inch schlong I call "The Commandments"

oh honey you can write the ten commandments on my ass, with two to spare!

Speak in tongues for me I've been a bad naughty jew

Nah it's ruined the cat is faster than me, thanks to you someone's gonna get a vasectomy next week.

Wanna kiss or something? Fag

GOD HAS COMMANDED ME TO WRITE SCRIPTURES ABOUT YOUR ASSHOLE

ITS CALLED THE BOOK OF COLON

>Not calling it the dead sea scrotums

You're a failure

well i guess that would work too

>Be Op
>With male friend
>Male friend tells him, he is a girl now
>Op gets ass fucked by a "Girls dick"
>Op thinks his not a fag

Let me do some factual math for you
Girl + Dick = Man
Op + Sucking + Dick = Op fag

Do you fucking understand how much of a faggot you are? Do you even comprehend? Fucking Kys fag!

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look mom i posted it again

Wouldn't it be less gay if OP was the one fucking the ass?

no no im not gay dude. she identifies as a girl.
and just because you post pepe the frog dont mean ima kill myself, k
you like, go kill yourself instead k? go kill yourself, because of pepe the frog and me being not gay

Either way, he is a fucking fag!
>he identifies as a girl.

If there is a dick involved in any way, shape or form. You are the literal definition of a fag! It does not matter what the fuck it identifies as. If your a dude, and there is a dick involved, you are a faggot!

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no im not, a ´fag ` is slang for someone that sleeps with guys. i sleep with a girl. you lose.

on top of which the pepe the frog meme is far gayer than i could ever be. the alt right sucks more cocks than the entire gay world population put together

I don't give a shit about politics. I don't consider my self to be right, left or what ever the fuck you morons call each other. You are a dense mother fucker. So hell bent on your own core belifes that you cannot even comprehend the idea of being a fag when sucking off another dude pretending to be something he clearly is not. I cannot imagine how much your life must suck, how many actual girls have rejected you for you to actually start belive this shit and cope with the fact that no actual woman with an actual vagina wants you.

My advice to you OP, is to care less about what labels people put on you, and just do whatever makes you happy. You have 85+ years on this planet if you're lucky. Why spend it worrying about what others think of you? Literally who cares in 500 years? Just do your thing. Love is love.

LMAO

look buddy im trying to be your friend here you post pepe the frog people will think you are jonesing for cock. now i know i´m in it for the cock but considering how you been prattling on towards me about gay and such i assume ur not in it for the cock so better delete your pepes

Easy, I don’t want u to choke on the bait

this gender swap nonsense is gonna open the door for pedo's to re-identify.

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>friends with someone since childhood
>turns out girl identifies as friend
>find out we’re in childhood
>friend finds me making love to parents, freaks out
>fag calls you a girl

I don’t know what to do b/ please give me some advice.

Rock on

Your larp is so fucking weak, you cannot even defend nor counter my arguments. All you do is avoide all the criticism and facts thrown towards you by starting some random ass rant about "Alt right nonsense" or comment on Pepe. No healthy male is into cock. If you are into it, you should seek help, its not a natural. Reproduction is part of our life cycle. Stop defending your mental illness, you are a damaged human being who needs help, not validation!

>your Honor at the time of the molestation i was infact LARPing, i dont see how this is my problem anymore.

you nigger, rutger hauer just died pay a little respect you fuck ass

>Op
>Cant argue
>Greatidea.jpeg
>Start a random ass rant

Im out

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