So I ordered pizza from this place I usually pick.
The delivery guy arrived on time but the elevator had broken down.
I had no prior knowledge of this.
He had to run up five or six flights of stairs to deliver the pizza to my mancave.
I thought he seemed a bit out of breath but didn't fully understand the situation because, again, I did not know that the fucking elevator had broken down.
Long story short, I did not leave a tip and now feel like a piece of shit.
Cannot even enjoy my pizza...
If your elevator had been working, and you didn't tip, you're still a piece of shit.
I beg to differ.
The only possible amount of money I could leave him in the afore-mentioned situation as a tip was 1 euro (~1 dollar).
Now this may seem as an insignificant sum one could afford to give away.
However, I order take-out every single day. Very often, multiple times per day. And my orders very rarely exceed 4 euros in total.
To make a long story short, I'm a poorfag and reckless tipping could ruin me financially.
Besides, just tipping automatically is for the birds.
By the way, I just heard the super informing me that the elevator is fixed. Some asshole hadn't closed the door properly.
For some reason, this makes me feel better about myself.
How about you learn to cook you fat fucking kike
If you're a poorfag, then ordering food is already beyond your means. Go buy groceries and cook your own food. Having someone bring you food is something you can't afford.
You are in fact a complete piece of shit.
I'm neither fat nor a kike.
I suppose you people can cook? Then you must know how fucking hard it is to prepare something even slightly above the simple level of, say, spaghetti.
I prefer to concentrate my efforts on getting a girlfriend who can cook for me. It can't be much harder than learning how to fucking cook.
Incidentally, I've been ordering take-out since the age of seven because nobody in my house ever understood the concept of a home-cooked meal.
This shit is second nature to me by now.
By the way, I said "poorfag" as per the proper Yea Forums lingo. I didn't say "destitute".
>tipping pizza delivery or waiters
american culture is a failure.
Cooking is one the easiest things one can do. You must be a part of a degraded DNA bloodline to not be able to grasp such a simple concept. You degenerate pieces of whitetrash will be the first to perish in the coming desecration.
Call and order another pizza. Ask for the same driver. Suck him off. Win/win.
>performance based compensation
>higher overall prices to compensate most and least effort equally
Pick one you mongoloid.