G'morning user

g'morning user
hope u slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

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Got a job interview later

I have shit to do

Life's good

Good games releasing this year, I have to play them.

Today's my day off, and I want to watch the Mueller testimony.

got work, they pay me a lot

getting head from a trap...1st time, wanna see how it turns out.

You don’t know that I won’t

no particular reason but probably this and this and maybe in the future something similar to this

No reason for me to not kill myself.

cause every stupid ruined vagina bitch is gonna be shitstomped down the fucking sewer & these cuck CIA faggots will never touch any of my GFs &damn is it gonna be good when I devirginate every last one

Because immortality is in my grasp... only one more dragonball...

I got my job back

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I don't need a reason.

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mmm they saw the immigrant boat full of bbcs land of the beach and they are running to get bred by strong real dark men

got mad and broke my switch yesterday so i don't know anymore

Life is a grave, and I'm still diggin' it.

>I also just took 3 Aleve.

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To hard to die. Can't be bothered.

you know what to do.

who to rid the world of

Used to be you couldn't break a Nintendo console w/ a sledge hammer. The world just isn't right anymore.

video games are just boring and stressful now i would rather do something actually fun and relaxing

>I’m married to a beautiful woman who’s my best friend
>we have an active and satisfying sex life
>I’m father to three wonderful kids I adore
>I have a well paying job i find fulfilling
>I work with nice people who respect me
>I enjoy a fairly affluent lifestyle but stay well within my means
>I drive a nice car, live in a comfortable home and own both
>I’m on pace to comfortably retire in my 50s
>I’m in good overall physical, mental and emotional health
>my credit score is over 800

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thanks dr cox

I might get off my pills and hallucinate my reality again/get laid in my head again.

Just bought some fresh new LP's yesterday and I wanna listen to em. Also gonna go boating tomorrow

>be me
>have a naturist gf
>attend university
>work as electrotechnic
>make money to holidays
>fuck a lot
>be happy
Thats why

>I'm not going to kill myself because I have a good credit score

That's the most depressing thing I've ever read.

too lazy. maybe tomorrow.

I'm getting my motorbike license in a few months and am going to Vietnam to smash some Scandinavian backpacker but probably fail and go for some yellow horizontal pussy next year

my peepee is hard so it feels good

Because I'm not a quitter. And I'm too damn curious to see what happens next to off myself.

Too afraid, I suppose

I did magic mushrooms last night, I saw a therapist this morning who gave me better medication and referred me to psychotherapy, and I have a doggy.

The thought of my dog looking for me stops me the most.

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leave dr cox alone hes a good doctor

I've got enough speed to get me through the afternoon.

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Don't feel like it

In that gym grind