If a new Yea Forums faggot like me without a social life...

If a new Yea Forums faggot like me without a social life, no job and no friends want to know the unwritten rules for live in Yea Forums, what would be the rules I should know?

Give me tips user.

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SMASH THAT SHELL BOY

>THIS IS A DESIGNATED SHELL SMASHING ZONE

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*DABS* (HEAVY METAL MUSIC) WASH AWAY THE ANGER HERE I STAND BENEATH THE WARM AND SOOTHING RAIN THE DROPLETS FALLING GENTLY DOWN ON THE TERRAIN *DABS* *DABS AGAIN*

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Your fortune: Average Luck

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stop caring about unwritten rules, the best way to learn is to get brutally bullied until you're on the verge of tears. also post exclusively on s4s, it's the only good board.

dubs confrim absolute truth
listen to this user

dubs yeah yeah yaeh ahyeyhishyeaa hisdahipladshjpljuasldjpuoasdjjje=hehehe

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It should be the rules of counterpoint. You could always go through the 5 species of counterpoint, however, those are quite old.

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I'm here for that reason user: play all day at pc, do nothing all day every day, be maintained by my parents. My life is too much good, i want some shit

and, someone can explain to me what's that "check your #fortune" written in the rules?

In the options field type 'fortune'
It only works on [s4s] though.

Your fortune: Good Luck

thanks user.

come on anons, there is really no unwritten rules? i don't know, something like: don't post that here, or don't give a fuck of all you read here, or "all user in that board is only faggot troll"... tell me, or if you don't know, thinks and invent it.

I will follow your advice, whatever it may be.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

don't double space or people will call you out for it as reddit spaces.
also
(dubs)
ALWAYS check dubs (two same numbers in a GET) like i did above.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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when you see someone posting doremi you have to reply "retreat to the underworld, satan"

Honestly, don't post wojack/pe pe. Also don't repeat catchphrases. If you do this, you are golden.

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Honestly post wojack/pe pe. Also repeat catchphrases. If you do this, you are golden.

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the board i have to stay away? that one can disturb irredeemably my frail mind and if i go there can i fall cry in a corner asking me why the world is so shitty?

[s4s]

you better not be talking about my board, motherfucker

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NO DON'T POST WOJAK AND PEPE AHHHHHHHHHHHH

huh?

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... and so the world died.

Your fortune: Outlook good

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nuh uh

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KILL IT WITH FIRE

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