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>I accidentally the whole thing.

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lol

fuck you weeb

Go fuck yourself, Andrew.

>and YOU too newfag

real question r u black

accidentally what? fucked it? ate it?
if you fucked it post pics. If you ate it fruit is mostly water so who gives a fuck. You probably ate like 300 calories.

>No, I just like green

>You are giving me ideas
>Trips gets pics of me fucking a melon

Weebs are almost as bad as birdfags

How much lube did it take thou???

What’s lube...?

>Do you even know what a weeb is you infantile ninny?

roll

Stomp a tranny to death

rollolooo

trips

op never deliver

rollo

Close...

Loose the green text. And if you ever insult my intelligence again I’ll knock your teeth out

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Ah fuck. How do I cut a hole in this melon?

i got it, Baal blessed me: 666

My lord man, are you 12?

It doesn't need to be perfect, just be funny

bump

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op delivery, I can't believe this

underrated thread

timestamp?

damn lord

cum in it

I don't think I can. This melon does not feel good at all. Cantaloupe wins as far as texture.

please OP I know you can do it. I believe in you

yeah op, you can do it

bump thread, don't let die

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watch xvideos and let the imagination flow

Its like fucking a basketball my dick is red and burning

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can I see?

my sides

Damn, I thought you would use your hand

its nice to know im apart of this

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welcome to the melon lovers thread

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feels great to be here, i worked very hard to get into this position and hope to see more melon fucking in the future

Melons are natural and ecological fleshlighs, and also good food.

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buu huu

please don't die tenshinhan!

What does that feel like?

What do you put in a watermelon besides your dick, salt and vodka?

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More watermelon

That arm looks like it's seen some days. How old are you?