Anyone have any street fight stories?

Anyone have any street fight stories?

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>be white
>get in a fight
>lose badly
>fucking niggers

I farted on someone once.

New thread. Martial arts general.

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So it was the walk home from fourth of july this year and as usual me and the whole city was walking home from the park. Behind me I heard a bike revving and I knew it was a fag rocket. He came up behind me and dumped the clutch, he hit me and stopped, I called him a fucking fag and pushed him of the bike, he fell over like a dumb ass and I kicked him in the head, he wasnt wearing a helmet. I yelled fuck you and kept walking.

>things that never happened

Your just a beta fag that doesnt go outside

>watch out for internet tough guy

>be me
>17 at the time
>pick up girlfriend for party
>her friend comes to my car door and blows smoke in my face
>tells me to go fuck myself

He hates me because me and my girlfriend had a bad argument earlier that day, he likes her, she doesn’t like him that way, he’s always mad about it, and that’s the story with him.
>proceeds to shit talk me and egg me on
>tell him to shove it and move away from my car
>finally I get out of my car
>say I don’t want to fight while keeping my hands out and at chest level
>as soon as i get close enough, grabbed him by the hair and bashed his teeth in
>got back up and he landed a bunch of hits on me
>sock him in the mouth again (still bleeding from the kick)
>we finally stop and me and her go to the party

Bump

no I play only mortal kombat

Riding my bike on the fourth of July on my way home from the park. See some hamplanet sperging out, he tries to knock me off the bike. Kick him on the way by and he falls over and pisses himself, maybe shits. I yelled fuck you and kept driving.

I work at a bar and the security and I had to fight a group of college kids. It was 7 vs 7 and they were drunk and we werent, but we whipped them

I forked your mother once, does that count?

Check’d

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More credible than this fucking guy.

Oof

Yikes

>a few punchups as teenager meh
>39yo white
>20 years martial arts training
>220 pounds
>unironically never get into street fights these days, people don't seem to want to go there

>maybe shits
Kek

>15 y/o me
>fat kid, one or two close friends, never go out or socialize. Vidya, weed, and junk food 24/7
>picked on quite often in school
>realize it’s time for a change.

Spent the next 5 years training in Boxing, move on to Muay Thai, then BJJ

>20 y/o me
>couple amateur fights under my belt
>bighoss.jpg
>go to small get together and buddies place, sells weed, often has small parties that help drum up business
>dude from school shows up high school
>thisfuckingguy.pdf

Used to pick on my about my weight and ex girl (cheated on me)

>guy gets way too fucked up cause lightweight
>starts talking shit about everyone in room
>tell him to stop
>fucking doesn’t
>”In high school you were a bitch? What you think you’re hot shit now?”

Oh it’s on mother fucker

>stand up from chair, pass over blunt
>take guy outside and tell him to leave
>pushes me down front porch steps
>stand up, walks down to me, and tries to throw punch
>duck under jab, over under clinch
>whip around, throw two knees to face, guy falls
>standupbitch.fuckyou
>gets up
>round kick to left temple

MFW dude is fucking shlumped

>throw dude in his truck, tears and blood
>drives off

Never heard back from that dude, think he moved. Good times man, good times. Everyone wants to use some Kung Fu bullshit in a fight, rare that it actually works

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Also really fucking tired, sorry for grammar

Nice work, nigga. I love seeing karma happen. Also, fancy digits

In West End, Dallas. Super racist street preacher, let you guess ethnicity, has 20 uniformed henchman around him. At 6'9, with doctorate, on a public street, I just walked through the Guard and sat behind preacher of hate.

Cops there to protect MY civil right. Big voice, big brain, shut him down minute by minute. Pissed him off beyond measure. Got bored. Walked over to train across street. Nogs followed. 4 jumped me. Broken toe. Broken Ray Bans. Hurt several. Two I think broke hands..skull of granite.

Was back next Saturday.

Good times.