Logically defend living in a cold climate

logically defend living in a cold climate

>worst feeling in the world
>on days its 85 i can still go for walks and go outside even if i sweat my balls off
>in the winter not i or anyone else walks around or takes long walks
>sunsets
>instantly cooled down perfectly tempature
>can just sit outside or go for a walk
>when its 90 degrees i can just sit on my friends porch and drink beer
>on cold days i cant even look outside or go outside or do anything
>its fucking MISERABLE just to walk to my mailbox or to a car
>have to warm up car for 10 minutes
>every day is walk out to the car, shovel fucking snow, throw on your hat gloves mittens coat sweaters extra coat boots pants extra pants extra socks
>still cold
>first thing in the morning is shovel fucking snow while a fucking -30 degree wind hits your face and fucking snow blows everywhere
>have to drive on icey roads risk dying
>no fresh air
>even if you go outside you smell nothing but chimney smoke no trees and everyone has their stupid fucking stoves maxed out
>track water every time you come inside boots always wet as fuck get snow in your socks
>literally 7 months without fresh air
>cant even open the door for 5 seconds have to instantly close it shut and you cant even have one draft of wind inside
>in the summer literally all you have to do is push the button on an ac
>get hot dump some water on your face get sweaty take a 5 minute shower
>only have to wear shorts and a shirt or hoodie and jeans
>no vitamin d defiency
>fresh air
>can grow your own fruits and vegetables
>in retard winter you dont get a single fucking bit of fresh air touch your body for 7 months.
>get 3 months of being able to go outside get fresh air and vitamin d
>pale ugly sickly looking gross
>in hot climates you can just go outside and get coconut water or fruit
>everyones just miserable wearing 30 pounds of clothes fucking rushing to go back inside

I FUCKING HATE THE COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FUCKING HATE THE COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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in the winter I have to lock myself in my room 24 hours a day with a space heater and just opening my door to go DOWNSTAIRS I get hit with fucking unbearable cold. every shower is cold painful and sad. every time I get out of the shower I am cold and sad. I have to run back upstairs and stand next to my heater. THIS ISNT EVEN GOING OUTSIDE THIS IS GOING INTO MY 60 DEGREE HOUSE

I have to lock myself in a room for 24 hours a day for 8 months. you know what they call that? JAIL. I am in jail. no I did not murder anyone. no I did not rob anyone. I was just born and god struck me down and thats it. god forces me to be cold in jail. fuck god

i dont go outside

Where do you live?

Fucking pussy ass faggot. In winter I take the trash out bare chested right out of the shower when it's –20°C. Fucking builds you some character, man.

Food doesnt spoil in the cold

1. I fucking love the cold and would rather be outside when it's 20-30 degrees than when it's 90.

2. Snow days (I work at a college.)

3. Blaming the snow for being a shut-in for a whole weekend.

4. Seeing the snowfall with a fully stocked fridge knowing you don't need to go anywhere is comfy as fuck.

5. If you're working out hard and get too overheated literally just walk outside for 5 minutes.

6. Maple syrup candy.

7. Sledding,snowboarding, snow shoeing, tobogganing, ice skating, ice fishing, etc.


You sound like a prissy faggot who can't stand getting his wittle hawnds and feetsies cold.

I enjoy summer more but winter is great, really the only thing I hate is when there is a shit ton of snow and I gotta shovel.

At some point you can not take off anymore clothes.

Snowy countries can only be invaded by Russians, or Finns too I guess. No other nation or culture will bother attacking snowy land. Good luck finding black people or Arabs up north.

im not poor its just god traps me here. I dont have to be cold. I shouldn't be cold. im just going to fucking bitch about it until god FUCKS OFF

People are happier and more friendly living in cold climates bc they cannot survive outside alone in colder climates

Ppl are piece of shit dicks in warm climates bc they can survive on their own outside

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I sleep hot, nothing is better than stepping outside without my coat on while commuting to work. By the time I start getting chilly the heat kicks on in my car and I don't need to put a coat on until I actually get out again.

>I don't feel like moving
>Ilike the cold

Come to New York in the winter time and you try to tell me people are happier and more friendly.

I'm all for cold weather but this rational is fucking stupid to outright wrong. The south is known for their hospitality, the north is known for being pricks.

are you stupid? everyone here looks so fucking miserable. im so fucking happy when I can go outside and its 85 and sunny and I can just let the sun wrap around me like a warm blanket

the people here are fucking miserable. trapped inside for 6 months. fucking winds whipping around nothing but a fucking snow storm blowing around in every direction and its always dark out and people cant even open a window.

I hate this shit. I hate the cold. I fucking hate everything

Iknow wtf!!!!! what a fucking retard!!!!!!!!!!! I talked to someone and he said he went to nj and everyone was miserable in a snow storm rushing to get on the train looking down miserable and pissed off and he got back to la and felt like it was a fucking miracle and everyone was happy.

oh and I should note where I live is twice as cold as new jersey. I fucking hate god.

no bugs and spiders.

Much better beer brewed in winter

Literally every excuse in the book to stay inside and read/watch movies/play games

It is much more challenging to live ina cold environment.

Less bacteria like all those people getting flesh eating bacteria at the beach in the US

>no bugs and spiders.

Huge one that I forgot to mention. I fucking love not having to worry about being attacked by flies or ants in the winter.

Cold is better than overly hot. I think around 60-70 is the Goldilocks zone.

Don't blame the cold that you're a little bitch

OP has a compromised immune system due to AIDS so anything colder than florida in the evening is death to him

A wood burning fireplace, a comfy chair, two fingers of single malt Scotch. Fuck the sun...

nice try night elf without the sun you wouldn't have wood to burn or your cheap scotch to drink

I want to live in los angeles. I dont have to worry about shit like cold, snow, bugs, deadly spiders, and shit.

of course I wouldn't have to if it WASNT FOR GOD

im not getting used to the cold. I am just going to bitch until god fucks off or I kill god and I can be warm.

I'm white

Same fucking weather every day is fucking monotonous and boring and dull, for people who are monotonous and boring and dull because they live monotonous and boring and dull lives.

I hate the heat. 10 degrees is more comfortable to me than 90 degrees, and below 0 is more comfortable to me than 100.

Ohh yeah. Paradise!

Is it really a white and black thing? I really dont think it is. I think 80% of the world likes the warmth.

are you complaining about LA weather? I feel like someone could give you a million dollars and you would still bitch.

ughhh like I had totally reach my hand out and grab the money UGH its killing me. I had to drive to the bank ugh. I dont even want all this free money its such a struggle. I had to order a car. I HAD TO CLICK A FUCKING MOUSE BUTTON. I had to wait fucking 3 days for the car to get like ugh dude its too hard ugh.

I want more money ugh like a free million dollars isn't a month I like want 2 million every day. this isn't enough money ugh this is so hard. I wish I didn't get this free million dollars its been too much work.

The south is not known for being any less pricks than the north, and certainly not with your fucking history. It’s well known that the “southern hospitality” is a fake smile and immoral unethical intentions and backstabbing, by what is a bunch of 17th century primitive slaveowner “honor culture” (while there’s nothing honorable about it) shitheads that should have all been garroted she; the civil war ended. In the north, we don’t bullshit you, were honest. We should have killed all of you last time we had the opportunity and given your land back to the tribal nations.

New York isn’t even cold, you’re just bitchy because you’re used to living in a man made environment where everything)g is tailored to your every desire, so it gets a little cool or snowy out and omg its the end of the tucking world. What great twats.

people are happier in warm climates. end of story. stop with this stupid shit.

money and sunshine equals happiness.

>I think 80% of the world likes the warmth.
North of 80% of the world is not white.

I got stuck living in southern states for a while... La Jolla CA for 5 years, South Florida for 2, Biloxi MS 1, San Antonio TX for 1, and St Louis MO for 2. Every chance I got I flew back up to Yellowknife for winter trips & Snowshoed the Denali when I could afford the time. I now live on an island outside Atikokan, Ontario.

you're lazy

People live in trailer parks, stop with your stupid house bullshit.

lol
Yeh

For some, not all. Summer destroys me. I'm almost alway uncomfortable, everything you do outside requires more effort, at the end of the day you smell like a water buffalo. Even as a kid I could not handle summer. Baseball? Blow me. I'm not a rabid winter person, but there are more ways to get comfortable in winter. I like warming up - cooling down, not so much.

It equals overcrowding and filth, and runaway shithead culture as a result of winter not knocking people on their ass and beating them down periodically. When everyone lives like they’re on summer vacation 100% of the time, it never stops and just builds and builds toward infinite douchebaggery until you end up with Californians, Arizonans, Texans, Alabamans, and Floridians. Entire cultures of the dumbest, shittiest people in the world.

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No blacks or browns
>check mate

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how is that even 1% true. today it was 85 degrees. biked to the store in a hoodie. in the winter I cant go outside. I dont see a single person outside. I cant even get out of bed. I cant open a single window. I cant even walk to my mailbox. GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

fucking lazy scumbag. theres people there because it doesn't fucking suck.

85 degrees and you're wearing a hoodie? The fuck?

Its very simple... No nasty kritters and plant life.
Where i live we only have one poisonous snake and those usually run away if all possible. On short(thank god) summer there is only mosquitos, horseflyis, gnats and few wasps.On plant life just stinging nettle and thats about it.

Sure its cold but beats to be poisoned, stinged and so fort, not to mention dying for heat exhaustion. How do you even operate in such heat? Its 25C here and i can barely operate other than evening, though sure spray painting at terrace is much easier at summer..then again paint and bring it inside to dry problem solved.
Also no cooling bills... and you really cant cool house down with fire wood that you can gather really cheaply over the summer.

the warmth is like walking around everywhere in a big comfy blanket

When it's cold, you can put on more clothes. When it's hot and you're down your balls, that's it. You're just going to be sweltering forever.
Bugs are the worst. Cold takes care of them.
Snowfights are fun.
Cold air right after a snowfall is the crispest air you will ever breathe.
Seeing the world covered in snow fills you with a sense of peace.
You have an excuse to drink hot chocolate all the time. Or coffee I guess, you can put baileys in both.

thats just poor people problems. simply just make money.

Who needs the feeling of a big comfy blanket when it's 85 degrees? Extra warmth is obviously unnecessary. Maybe you're just crackers...

huh...my body does this thing called sweating where it cools itself off. thats weird your body doesn't do this? have you ever heard of cold water? or splashing water on your face?

what? im just saying the warmth feels good and snow sucks. retard

Sex in winter is just so much better

Niggers hate the cold.

I thought you were the guy wearing a hoodie in 85 degree weather. Guess not.

I dont always wear a hoodie it was just cloudy today and I have giant man tits

im saying the sun feels like a warm blanket to me. I like my room freezing cold and I walk outside when I sleep and when I wake up I go into the hot sun and feel it cover my body

It's still hot even when you're sweating. Might be more humidity, though.

nigga I would take my armpits being wet over fucking arctic wind blowing through my entire body and non stop pain the entire time im outside and in miserable pain and fucking frozen numb fucking face every wind blast fucking hurting it never stops entire body numb and sad and get inside and it feels like my hands are on fire

GOD DAMN IT I WANT TO LIVE IN FUCKING LA

You mentioned "fresh air" like 8 times.
Heaters still pull air from outside. Its the same as AC you idiot.

Stop being such a pussy. Put on a jacket and a scarf. I hate being sweaty, I'd rather be cold.

you are literally so fucking stupid I wish you would die

Whiny soyboy. You get used to cold. Nothing better than sleeping under the covers in the cold. Snow is beautiful and fun. Can be naked when it’s hot and humid and still be sweaty and miserable. If it’s cold, put on more clothes.

I dont want to get used to the cold. I am just going to post this every day and bitch until god fucks off and I can be warm.

What I hate about summer almost more than the heat is the goofy clothing people are wearing. Black dress socks and sandals? How can whoever is wearing that think it's a good look?

This. You can always put more clothes on. Cant take shit off. Especially if you (shocking i know) have a job where you cant just sit and relax.