ITT: times you were the monkey man

STOP HAVING SEX?

hiden mesaaaaage, mods mods mods

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le monkey face???

lemon key face

REPORT EM

this can't be happening

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i agre

SECOND CITY

Second City consisting only of Mankgoers goes the way of the first: Speedy descent into shit-flinging & other crude displays of dominance

TEKWAR TEKWAR TEKWAR

youtube.com/watch?v=X_dFQHFCuKM

yuji must travel back in time to 1999 to stop the sparkles

b a n a n a

omg what if one day monkeys evolve into humans again but different

times i was the monkey man

i might get FIVE goobas

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QUINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOH!!!!!!!

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(quints)
w-woah there

perfect post 2 be preserved in a formaldehyde jar

nice FIVE

five fives must be acknowledged and displayed prominently

Quintessential 5's checked

Oh thats a good numba
OOK OOK OOK OOK OOK

it's been 1111 posts since this one

close

the very first time i was the monkey man...

quints woo
elitedaily.com/life/culture/13-reasons-being-a-low-key-nerd-is-actually-awesome

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thanks to all for the kind words about that post of mine from earlier, seems to be a real hit.

You are a fantastic person with a glorious soul

You want some clark too

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funi monki

that was a good time

I wasn't a monkey...

I was something else...

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(Trips)
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey

hey guys, i just finished talking with monkey man and we BROFISTED

Yeah, brofisted each other’s pussy LOLE!!

I had such a good time talking with you Jim

you deserve those trips

Your fortune: Average Luck

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dudef is this you for real bro

I'm the cream of the crop, I rise to the top

holy shit dude such a nice summer sunday to see u here pal sorry bout any bad blood bro u ghood bro?

i love these goobas!!!

I've had a schizophrenic break and I'm now living in a mental asylum

wew

it's so much better here

why did u post saibaba

walmar

wish you were here.....

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Nigga you was the monkey man at walmart? What did you buy? Some flip-flops probably.

no i was monke way back in walmar republic
hitlel confused me for a blackman and became racismic
it's all my fault i could of helping him win the ware

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Now look where we are.

you are im personatin, i alm walmar monkey man fraud./ i buy glue not shoe idiot

Did you buy glue for a shoe though?

how many monkes were you today

4.3

very good number
healthy

SAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

'sn*gga sed "WALMAR REPUBLIC"
fucking L:A H(A RH*(H(*R@% *(H@ H*(*HGA@ G*((*GA HGOHA GOA GOHHO AHOAGH* G*A *H*A HAH* *HA HA HOHOAOHHOAOAOOOL

real sage

l OO OO OAO OA OOA O AOUA IOGHA HA *H A*HA *HA *HH*A *HA *HH AOA OA OO AO OO l

my mothers friend dobe done told me the same god dang thing my mam. Man. Its all about spot reduction baby and these wizard eyes see all the demons.

be dunston
check in

Cause he look like a monkey lol

Mr moooque ay want to fack yaaaough naaaaoughh

FUCK REQUEST (2 MILES)

AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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(dubs)
captivating story

ok so
basicly
im monky

lol trhis is hot got any more?

In the most basic sense of the word: I am monkey

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that's classified information

BROTHER, IT'S STARTIN' TO RAIN!!!!!!!!

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These artifacts belong in a museum

why would you put a monkey on a museum? he would go apeshit on the sculptures

you're mum does

das it mane

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we are the bikey bikey boys

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say wut wut in the butt
youtu.be/rNDT2wVvIZI

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she's already in a columbarium
no not the monkey, the image artifacts
and you got dubs

good triple

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

damn shame that sexy rape temple was on my 'longlist' of things to invoke as aesthetic motifs...... now its cover tot'ley blowed....... and every normy know his name... i mean idk about any specific mankgoers but people in "THESE CIRCLES" i would guess have known about that fellow for at least two years now. but of course has been at it for decades. eh. all a wash i suppose.

SLEE Stacc

STEEL sacks

ye, ... YEA, ... UNH, .. IM GOIN IN–– YO–––

That time I woke up

>be me
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nice dubs

>tfw you have yet to be the monkey man :(

Your fortune: Outlook good

*inflates goulash sack*

quick guide:
1: monke

i iwll never be the monkgy man

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If only it were that simple, munki

edit: i am now a man key

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Thamk you JEsus

regret

praise Imhoptep

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dang

When I crashed this plane (with no survivors)

when i sharted double time

Starring in the new film by Wes Craven

DANIEL DDDDDDDDDD JOOOOOHNSTONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

Hey Jenny what are you doing here

I couldn't find my way out

We all have that problem

Why are you talking to yourself again?

There's nobody else here

You could at least stop repeating the same things

I know you are but what am I

If that were true then you wouldn't be talking

Who says I am

shit in my hand and threw it at the popo

How'd they react to that

search a nigga down, grabbing his nuts

Good song I listened to it

Another monkyman infected me with hot monkey dick

AHAHAHA AHAHHA AHA AHAHAHA AUABAYA

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I AM A MONKEY I AM A MONKEY I AM A MONKEY I AM A MONKEY I AM A MONKEY I AM A MONKEY I AM A MONKEY I AM A MONKEY I AM A MONKEY I AM A MONKEY I AM A MONKEY I AM A MONKEY I AM A MONKEY I AM A MONKEY I AM A MONKEY

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ye that sounds like him

This is a monkey.

Now THIS is monkey

That was a monkey

shut U U U uU UU U UUAUuA UU U P

no u

UUUAAUAUAUUUU

no more monkeys

no, more monkeys

no more, monkeys

One more monkey.

you spend all your monkeys

OH GOD NOO WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOOOWWWWW

you can file for monkey bankruptcy or take a monkey loan for re-monkeying plan

I think I'll just suicide instead

Imagine a lottery where the proize was a lifetime supply of monkeys, haha wow just imagine...

*imagines*

mmm

dubs, nice

that is one option but that won't fix the issue you had with your monkeys in the first place
if one could have all the monkeys in the world they would be bored with them

>that won't fix the issue you ha
but i will no longer be faced with these issues or have to deal with them

do not suicide, you could die from that

kind of the point isn't it

fair enough, but i still don't recommend it

Dubs checking quints!

When I did your're mum

>be me
>be monkey man
>get into monkey business
>deal in monkeyshines
>just monkeyin' around fellas

your time is up cheeky monkey

last line should not have been GREENTEXTEDDDDDD BOOOOOOO HSSSSSSS

youtube.com/watch?v=0_c4Mr8Iy0k

NOT ONCE

they were all quotes

oh yeah im thinking bananas

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Witnessed

yo chill with that............

KUBIAL KAN

kinda hot , actually, hah hha..... im –– btu im promising myself now that i will never get into sexy monkeys..... hah....... ~sweadtrippe~

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an original SpiceSack experience

aye bruv dats monkeybollocks innit

Jus' chillin'

wtf -___-

JELQ

Asian Gorl loves a man with a big stinky penis!

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

oh shidd

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REVERSE IMAGE SEARCH

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

wow...

ROUND MANKS... ON THE ADVERTISEMENTS

Your fortune: Godly Luck

i found a mank bat

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i wish i was black so i could always be monkey man

truly terrifying 15g of drag me to hell direct and clear communication im falling and i can't get up style gnashing teeth

Monkey is evil and must be stopped

hang the monkey

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not fucking true dont say that about monkey spice

Nice

I'm gay

THIS WILL RUIN YOUR DAY - Monkey forced to wear sky-blue ducky sweater 3 sizes to small by Chinese owners! (Absolutely sickening)

go ahead mank my day

times i was the monkey man...

be me
wake up
hit the sherm stick
beat my dick
the shit is still hard
go to ur moms house
fuck her monkey style
she give me 20 dollars
I put that on jah

I once ated a bananan

SHERM.........

Sherbert Shoe Cake

user: Mom, can you get me a Drake type trap 808 like Metro Boomin and KSHMR?
Mom: Sure thing
>actually gets behringer 828
>cowbell time

...always thought flannel was a type of shirt

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