>Walk in
>See this
>What do?
Walk in
wonder why I ever considered spending the money on two whores and an hotel room, when fapping at home is free.
It's true. And immediately after, if you have no emotional or intellectual anchor, you feel weird and just want to leave.
Know that I made it, cause I finally have the bench in my shower like I’ve always dreamed of
Scream, apologize, and walk out. Pretend I never saw.
And then some night wish I could be one of them.
Oh? You mean hypothetically in a reality where I'm a fucking weirdo and not necessarily considerate?
Ask to join. If yes we all put our hands all over each other and take turns making out
But the note on the toilet clearly indicates this place is a hotel and instantly remember I didn’t make it and then leave to enjoy my day away from my failures
do a 360 and walk away
>walk in
>see this
>what do?
Uh mom, do you know where my xbox controller is?
If you did a 360 wouldn't you walk in their direction?
>Free pizza
pull my dick out and piss on them whores
whos dis cock comender on left?
Summerfag alert
>Reddit/10
Kys
I'd do a backflip to impress them, then offer them coke
apologize for my intrusion and go use the poop sock in the other room
fuck them both silly
Some oldfag please find the "I don't know who is trolling who anymore." image
Kneel down and obey their ever command