Hey Britfags what do you think about your new PM?

He looks a lot like my boss.

He was an awful and corrupt mayor who wasted millions of taxpayers money on consultants for shit ideas like the garden bridge. All the good things that happened under his mayorship were the consequence of forethought and effort of his predecessor. But he has the support of Rupert Murdoch, so that is a prerequisite of being in government in the UK, as we are basically his play thing.

He's a very intelligent man who's cleverly convinced his opponents into thinking he's a bumbling clown so that they only ever use that to attack him rather than anything that's actually to do with policy

Trevor Noah called him a failed clone of Trump. Pretty accurate, as far as I can tell. (Not a Brit, but a far-left American.)

Oh hi Khan, apologised for any terrorist attacks today?

>Trevor Noah

He's nothing like Trump other than having shit hair. This is a good example of what I said in my post about his opponents not having any real ammo against him politically because they're too caught up in personality

He's such a giga Chad. Watch the video were he's playing rugby and floors a kid.

>but muh feelings
Sounds like the typical uninformed, uneducated leftist opinion

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>a far-left American
How far does muriKKKa get?

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Can someone educate us on the top 3 things this guy has accomplished...and on the other side, top 3 things that make this guy a waste of space?

I prefer the football one where he nearly splits that fucking kraut in two youtu.be/YO9F6BDffx4
tek that ya nazi cunt
based boris

Bit difficult he only got the job today

When you take Trevor Noah seriously hahahaha...

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A fucking buffoon.
Read up on his history/past.
Most,if not all,his indiscretions/bloopers have been,ahem..’conveniently’ forgotten about.
The sort of chap who enters stage after the cabaret have finished.
Great.

the answer to both is evidently reintroduced the word 'buffoon' into the english vocabulary

>nd on the other side, top 3 things that make this guy a waste of space?

one of the principal architects of brexit responsible for the "300 million a week to the NHS" bus (300 million was never given to the NHS, and he's just one of the tories who's planned to have the NHS split up and privatised for profit)

Wasted tens of millions on vanity projects, for example:

The cable car between Greenwich Peninsula and the Royal Docks, which the Evening Standard did a journalistic report on, discovering that it exactly four regular users.
Even with tourists, scheme is unlikely to ever cover its daily operational costs, even in peak tourist seasons. and like many schemes he promised during his tenure as Mayor, there was supposed to be no public money - but TfL has admitted it contributed £24m to its construction.

the "garden bridge" scheme was another vanity project, a bridge that was meant to be closed half the time for private (tory-backing supporters') functions. despite it being universally opposed, over 30 million was spent on the idea, without anything being produced.

and finally, as an example of his idiocy, his latest fuckup:
at the last hustings of the leadership contest he spent time brandishing a smoked kipper on stage, waving the fish about “pointless, expensive, environmentally damaging” EU regulations, claiming that Brussels bureaucracy had "massively" increased costs for fish suppliers because of rules saying that their products must be transported in ice.

However, regulations had in fact been introduced by the UK government, not by the EU....
He's made countless similar claims which are provably false.

Like trump he has a cult-like following that will vote for him no matter what he does. Was quoted as saying "Never let the facts get in the way of a good story" while he was a journalist, an idea he has carried with him into his political career.

He talks like the rich ultra elite micro percentile you fucking moron.

Despite his somewhat occasional faux pas due to his Public School vocab, Boris has a pretty solid voting record in supporting minoritie, including LGBT and ethnic minorities.
While London mayor he produced and backed an equalities document originally drafted under Livingstone despite huge resistance to do so. He then went beyond this to produce additional disability, race and gender equality schemes in the GLA. He spearheaded the recruitment of more female and ethnic minority police officers in the Met and famously wouldn't allow any buses to leave the depot if their wheelchair ramp wasn't working.
He even led London Pride two years running, once donning a pink Stetson. His mayoral team included three from ethnic minorities, two women and three gay men.
He has consistentlyl backed the London Living Wage, called for amnesties for irregular foreign migrants, promoted the 2012 Paralympic Games, commissioned an inquiry into why police officers from minorities failed to get promoted, used London Development Agency money to finance "mayor's academies" in deprived parts of London, broadened the people entitled to public transport discounts and supported a mentoring scheme and community initiatives specifically aimed at young black men and communities.
His views on Brexit make sense when you're negotiating, May's unwillingness to contemplate a Hard Brexit meant the EU didn't feel the need to give any ground because they knew we would either leave on their terms or remain in. It really is negotiating 101 to show a willingness to walk away.
On social and economic policy, Boris is centre-Right which is exactly where I sit. It is a shame that his record is overshadowed by his gaffes when speaking in public and the character assassination from Remainers who can't think beyond a single issue.

He also managed to lower knife crime in London by 17% in 8 years, and murders from 22 per million to 12 per million people.

All EU regulations are brought in by the UK government - they issue them as Directives and we have the enshrine them into UK law.

It's misdirection when someone tells you "No, it was a UK regulation"

See >805378562

>Hey Britfags what do you think about your new PM?

It's a joke for Trump to compare BoJo to the Donald, they really couldn't be any more different.
Johnson will get out of the clusterfuck that is the EU at least, what he does next will be interesting to say the least.

Trump is an illiterate retard, you guys elected an illiterate retard, I know some of you are Trump supporters, but it must have occurred to you that he has actually delivered nothing to America's benefit in over half a term of office... SAD!

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This.

hard brexit incoming

>he has actually delivered nothing to America's benefit
wrong

Johnson has a double first and got a full scholarship because he comes from a poor family.

The Donald's father bought him a degree after he was kicked out of one college for being too dumb to keep up with the other students, his professors at Wharton claim he was practically illiterate.

It's our piss to lick from wherever we please... including a nettle.

>All EU regulations are brought in by the UK government - they issue them as Directives and we have the enshrine them into UK law.

There is absolutely no such "directive". You are talking bullshit.

You seem to be short of examples.

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A chip eating drunk.

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nope
2 scotus appointments
43 circuit ct appointments
83 district ct appointments
income tax cut
prison reform bill (aka first step act)
strong armed renegotiation of NAFTA with Mexico
forced mexico to house illegal immigrant asylum seekers as they await hearings
most importantly: Has kept the US out of any new wars.

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Bet you regret sending us to that island now huh crumpet san? We suffer under him too though, and he wrecked the US with Fox just for laughs. Pic somewhat related.

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fucking love it....

Oh wow he rubber stamped the judges the GOP wanted. And he cut taxes for rich people and corporations! And he passed one bill with bipartisan support. And he's renegotiating NAFTA even if congress hasn't actually changed a damn thing about the deal. But most importantly: he hasn't declared war on Iran yet.

And yet he hasn't built the wall, repealed and replaced the affordable care act, defunded planned parenthood, denuclearized North Korea or put an end to their missle testing, or accomplished anything with his tarrifs. But at least he seceded greater economic control to China over half the world by killing TTP! And he continues to stoke the same racial conflicts that cost the GOP seven govenorships and forty seats in the house in 2018. PROMISES KEPT!

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So there is not one single authoritarian left candidate? What about Biden? Why does this diagram write the names of the candidates in a different section to where the dot is placed? Looks like it is trying to psychologically skew the results to the viewer. Any way, vote Sanders 2020.

can you move this shit to /pol/ you fucking cunts

Piss weak hit. Barely a tackle at all, looks more like he headbutted him in the nuts if anything.

>Johnson
>comes from a poor family.
Do you even know who Boris Johnson is

He's not wrong about Trump though.

Fuck em’. No deal is the only deal

literally an absence of a deal

you mean "no deal is that way to fuck ourselves over for the next 30 years at minimum"

its incredible how many people are willing to cut their own hand off, and claim it'll mean they'll be stopped getting punched in the face by someone else.... who isnt even punching them.

HARD BREXIT into trumps asshole

>Johnson has a double first and got a full scholarship because he comes from a poor family.

Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, Descended form King George III, son of Stanley Johnson, former member of parliament and employee of the World Bank?

the same Boris Johnson who went to Eton, the private shool which currently costs £40,000 per year, (and was similarly expensive then)?

I dont think you know what the word "poor" means.

If people can make Trump out to be a man of the people Boris ought to be as well.

American with a serious question.
Do we now get to make a Boris Blimp?

>He's been PM for less than a day so it's hard to say
Some common sense, nice

It's the arrogance. It's the contempt. That's what gets me. It's Boris Johnson's apparent belief that he can just trample on the democratic will of the British people. It's at moments like this that I think the political world has gone mad, and I am alone in detecting the gigantic fraud.
Everybody seems to have forgotten that the last general election was only two years ago, in 2017. A woman called Theresa May presented herself for re-election, and her face was to be seen - even if less prominently than in the past - on manifestos, leaflets, television screens and billboards. We rather gathered from the Tory prospectus that said May was going to be Prime Minister. Indeed, Theresa sought a new mandate from the British electorate with the explicit promise that she would serve a full term.
The British public sucked its teeth, squinted at her closely, sighed and, with extreme reluctance, decided to elect her Prime Minister for another five years. Let me repeat that. They voted for Theresa Mary May to serve as their leader. They were at no stage invited to vote on whether Boris Johnson should be PM.

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>of’m
You speak good England sir

Trump is a man of the people because he says what’s on his mind. His supporters don’t think he’s just like them. He’s gaudy and flashy and self-absorbed but he’s not scared to speak the truth to bullshit. He fights. Other politicians have no spine.

>trump
>speak the truth

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I got a tax cut. You got a tax cut too. Corporations have hired more people than ever because of the tax cuts. The average individual benefitted. The rich people in democrat states and rich people in general, got fucked. They could only claim $10,000 deductions on state taxes. Most rich people pay infinitely more than that.

>He speaks what's on his mind.

Too bad that he's a liar.

Pretty obvious the Russians are fucking with the West’s voting systems and the right wingers are enjoying it if not actively involved. The west is fucked.

>Corporations have hired more people than ever
I'll take shit that never happened for 500 Alex

Yeah I got a tax cut. Not enough to pay for my increasing health insurance costs from the GOP's efforts to undermine the ACA and less than what billionaires wipe their asses with. And don't fucking tell me the economy is great because of the fucking tax cuts when Obama fixed it years before that happened. Anyway that money is going to shareholders not employees you corporate dick sucker. Fucking sycophant.

No, he's right! Unemployment is lower than ever after Trump's tax cuts fixed Obama's recession! Now things are as good as they were under Bush!

>as good as they were under Bush

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That's the joke, yes.

Wait, are you telling me people watch Trevor Noah? The guy that selectively edits and mashes words together to create a false representation to get 95.5 average IQ Californians to watch his show? I thought NPCs were a myth.

According to the left, I'm lidrully hitler.

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But things have never been better. Try harder and cry less next time.

You vote for the party not the person, you seem to know fuck all about politics my friend

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>But things have never been better.

Economically, thanks to Obama. Meanwhile the rest of the world laughs at the US. Trump himself was literally laughed at by the UN's general assembly. He's treated like a joke.

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Both political parties work for the big corporations and AIPAC. The big parties in the US are heavily invested in warfare, regime change, and propping up the petrodollar. Biden is a old shill for these folks.

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Wrong. Healthcare costs were skyrocketing under Obama. In some states, only one insurer is available because insurance companies got out of the scam they created and wrote. Obama could have had a good economy but he is an ideologue and ideologues care more about political posturing and regulation than results. The tax cuts helped but unnecessary bureaucratic regulation has been cut as well. All Trump did was let the economy loose. Obama had it all bottled up on purpose. The bs Paris Climate Deal and bs Iran deals were more important than growing wages.

Did somebody say 'Hitler'?

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He tells unimportant white lies about crowd sizes and his dick. He tells the truth about things that matter.

>Trevor Noah/8 b8 m8

>obama
>right

>heil hitler dubs

>Healthcare costs were skyrocketing under Obama.

Skyrocketing? Give me a break. Problems with the ACA should be mended not made worse you drooling retard. Stop voting against your self-interests.

>Obama had it all bottled up on purpose.

When exactly do you think the recovery started you mongoloid?

The beginning of wisdom is the definition of terms.

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*inhales*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

somebody doesn't seem to understand how itemized deductions work

>Johnson has a double first and got a full scholarship
>because he comes from a poor family
You should feel bad for being a p.o.s.

he’s a fackin wanker mate

He looks like a caricature of what a British Trump would be. God save the Queen.
He even has a Russian name.

>He's a liar yes I'll agree to that but the important thing is I can choose to believe him when I want.

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It’s not in my self interest to have Odildocare. In 2017, my quoted Odildocare premium was $375 per month and my deductible was $6000. That’s just stupid. Being young and healthy, I should be able to pay for catastrophic insurance not all the shit they include.

Ya, Obama really stopped those jobs leaving the country with those tariffs on the Chinese the shredding of the TPP. allowing oil production, and cutting corporate taxes that have caused so much growth that even McDonalds is paying a living wage. He really did a lot for us, oh wai-

I do. Look at what is called in federal taxes for state income tax and property tax deductions. I am correct.

Ya but you're lying and you likely don't even have a job.

>gay black south-african that works for comedy central wouldn’t lie to me

>Make a post about British politics
>within 10 posts americunts make it all about them and there cheesy whatsit president

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Johnson?

Watch your mouth, limey.

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Boris Johnsonov

Watch your mouth, septic.

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Nice try at false equivalency.

yeah, rich people itemize a lot more than their property. that's middle class folks who benefit from that. don't bother looking it up because this is Yea Forums and facts don't matter

You made that up

I did not

Prove it

Disprove it

I don't have to I didn't make the statement

>false equivalency
Yeah, that's not even applicable here brainstem

UK about to be Thatchered for the second and final time

You do so, you're the one making the inquiry

So you’re saying the person who wrote that has no idea about politics and probably shouldn’t ever be let near an office of power?

>even McDonalds is paying a living wage

You aren't seriously giving Republicans credit for the $15/hr minimum wage are you? And the tariffs have done nothing but bankrupt family farms. Trump has renegotiated NOTHING with China. And by ditching TPP he gave away half the world to Chinese hegemony. And hey, what new coal mines and manufacturing plants have opened compared with the ones closing? Trump doesn't give a shit about anyone's jobs he just wants to keep brown people out of the country and that's all that really matters to you too.

What major lies has he told? Examples please.

But instead of an iron lady, it's a tin cunt.

The itemized deduction on federal taxes for state and property taxes paid was capped at $10,000. It used to be unlimited. That’s a big payment and double taxation for rich people. Governor Cuomo publicly lamented such. Look it up.

Mexico will pay for our tea. Lock the queen up. Wait, wait, wait, that's the other chap. Nearly everything he's said about brexit is a lie.

About bullshit you made up, no source then I see

mate, you're a fucking wanker if you don't know that boris is a common russian name. piss off

That fuckwit probably shouldn't be let near a knife and fork let alone an office of power

I know right. Only a buffoon, a halfwit or a complete moron would spout such drivel

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Its fucking Bulgarian dickhead

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yes, yes I can read the wikipedia too

How long before he's goggling Putin's knob?

Yeah I stand by my original statement

So why did you not bother before making such an uninformed retarded statement?

Boris is a common russian name you fool. Who cares if it's origin is bulgarian?

>Better than that old witch i guess
same excuse the murritards use

He wants UK to have a stronger relation with Russia which is a good thing

Brexit is a mess.
I can fix it because I like his hair.
Great hair! So Great!
Such nice hair!
Obama never had hair like this.
I can fix this in few days, a few days.

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For the powerful class will choose two courses of action, both of them safe for itself, and then give the democracy the gratification of taking one course or the other. The lord will take two things so much alike that he would not mind choosing from them blindfold – and then for a great jest he will allow the slaves to choose.
– G. K. Chesterton, "Voter and Two Voices", A Miscellany of Men (1912)

He needs to go see Donald Trump's hair dresser.

da, tovarish

Oh my God, you sir are a fucking spastic

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I liked when the Daily Show used to at least try. Now it's just...
>This politician is like orange man, so you should hate him too.

Boris would bankrupt the exchequer. Trump's hair requires extensive engineering.

Always glad to brighten an otherwise dreary Englishcunt's day.

Trevor Noah is fucking stupid in general.

My day was going quite well before you entered it

In Bulgarian, 'Boris' means 'tiny'.

probably a jewish puppet to make the brexit deal more friendly for the isreal

they got rid of all anti isreali people from the labour cabinet

UK's gonna go down the drain

It's your own fault.

>better than that nigger president
>better than $hillary
Sounds accurate there. Guess we're not so different after all.

Rather fitting for him. I've heard that was his nickname in school.

kek, tiny johnson

it's like saying your gonna kill some one but when it comes to time to pull the trigger you can't do it

My fault? You enter into a conversation you know fuck all about then come to the conclusion you were right regardless of all the evidence proving otherwise
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you're an Americunt

welcome to Yea Forums faggot

Aleksandr Boris Johnsonov

He either looks like the grown-up version of Butters from South Park, or the older version of Drop Kick Kid

Is Aleksandr a Russian name?

This is such good bait. 10/10

Canada is looking better and better

Not if the Mexican tide isn't stemmed. You think Canada can handle 30 million illegals?

yeah and we get to deal with natives again that have no problem scalping us murifats

He's going be a fucking failure like the rest.