Sparkles cant help but post his eddy love but then immediate regret and panic

sparkles cant help but post his eddy love but then immediate regret and panic
"they mustn't know it's me, but what can I do, my style is clear to all"
But then, inspiration:
"...a lie I shall weave! Two posters of the same style, but of different character. Me, Sparkles, a poster of the highest order, and, in contrast, the lowest of the low: the Eddy poster. I will seem a God to these mankgoers while living as a devil. It's too perfect."
But the lies can't go on forever.

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this is a high IQ post s4s will struggle to understand the insight you shared here

yeah

cade

billy mcsilly

bumping this until delta confess

*cate

ty

I bet you dont kiss mank with your eyes closed

I don't kiss mank at all tbh

NOT AT ALL

mfw

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The Monkey of Disdain

That durned ol' monkey

this sounds like something out of death note

the perpetual monkey of disenfranchisement

hows my n**** Boris doing

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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i want to believe

do you think the artist was satisfied with their work when they finished this drawing?

artists rarely are satisfied with their work

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

i would be if i was him

epstein is suiceide

i hope they found the peace they were looking for

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

i wonder if the mank supports Brexit

BENDY BANANAS

mank lives in a constant state of mild anger and supports conflicts of any kind

probably doesn't unless britain can make brexit without butchering their economy
or the mank wants the two opposing sides to reach a mutual conclusion thus picking no side
resolution through peaceful means or through force
all that matters in the end is that the two sides reconcile their differences and find a bridge that they can both agree on
pic related, it's gay don't click it

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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Stomping around crushing the puny

>don't click it
gadammit you did warn me is suppose

click this, it's nice

Your fortune: Average Luck

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dont you hate backpacks? say no more, introducing the frontpack, a pack to end all sacks

no im not gonna be fooled twice

I have no beef with backsacks to be tbh

i have not lied to you have i jean luc?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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It's okay to be mank

don't turn your back to a beefsack

tub dwellers

Your fortune: Outlook good

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merkling moodles

solemn soles

MOGGI MANE????

silly shoes

stern sternums

sparlen has boycotted this mank

MOGGI MOGGI

he can be very stubborn.

i know, i think its kind of cute

Juxtaposing hypocrisy

this
good riddance
nope
we call that a fanny pack, lad

guys, im pretty TORQUED right now

fanny

loosen up

ReMANker??

MURDERMONKZ IN UR NEIGHBOURHOOD TRIPLE DIGIT CASUALTIES

ancient assembly

Is this Sparkles fella guilty of crimes against humanity or what

no but he would beat up a wall with no remorse.

my sweet little chubbish munk i did as you told me, you dirty little monkey, and pulled myself off twice when I read your funny thread. i am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. yes, now i can remember that night when i fucked you for so long backwards. it was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, monkey. my prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. i felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your hooting mouth and eyes not looking at anything. at every fuck i gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your mouth and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. you had an arse full of farts that night, and i fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. it is wonderful to fuck a farting monkey when every fuck drives one out of it. i think i would know chubbie's fart anywhere. i think i could pick hers out in a roomful of farting monkeys. it is a rather funny noise not like the wet windy fart which i imagine chubmunks have. it is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold monkey would let off in fun in a jungle cave at night. i hope chubbie will let off no end of his farts in my face so that i may know their smell also.

NO REMORSE

A system of complete control
The pressure builds
It wraps its hands around your throat
A constant battle
A silent war of mank and soul

MANK
FOR THEMANKLESS

Welcome to the jungle
We got fun and manks

jupadipa jupadipa

Shanananana.

haha okay

woopsie doodles

squorp

woahohohoh woahhhahahhaerahrgghraghar

and then

THAT YOU??

depends

depends adult undergarments

still not better than toilet water

breathtaking: man rollerskates through the grand canyon [making history]

I watched that live

sparkles can't help but suck the poopoo out my anale hole

did they ever give you your breath back

fucking no man help me

outrageous: monkey forced to put his fingers in a chinese finger trap AND the owner filmed it! [this will ruin your day]

ruined my goddamn life

o lord im slappin my knee alrightOOOOHAAAAAHHHHAAh#####

knee slappers big up who's slappin?

slappin' & tappin'

big fat slappers

who is sparkles? epsteien?
who are you guys quoting, is this a next level chat bot?
this is why we have time for mank posters.

>who are you guys quoting
not quoting no one m8 u wot

feverish jovial knee slaps of deafening magnitude

this, wot
sparkles may in fact be epstein as he hasn't posted today

you know my dad always used to say - when life cranks your soulja boy.... you just gotta superman that hoe and watch me YOUUUU

dads ballbag

a soulja boy crank in2-> hoe superman combo

My daddy never told me anything because he hates me

DADDY WHY

goodbye monky

Burtle Stoopends

rap name: sizzle stonez
rap power: 5002 EXP points
vocabulary size: green eggs and ham
power stance: the belt finger hook but with a twist

Formidable

I got the keys and bags

A bag for keys in a box that needs a key to open the bag to get the keys, in a bucket

rhombus nights

Bucket of crabs

too many containers, i'm out

contain your monkey

we've got monkey containers in all shapes and sizes come down to the monkey cage™ today and get custom made container for your monkey

FOR. YOUR. MONKEY!!!!

all me ! me ! me !

You did it, truly you are the objective center of the universe.

no i'm central.

sAAAAAge

I believe i am fly

AAHHAHAH HHAHAH HHAHAAA A A. AA A. A A A A
fucking LOoooaoaooOOOooOoOOoOL

what have they done to the earth

It's fine

throb, my rhombus throb!

LOIN FILL LOIN FILL, FILL THOSE LOINS
LOIN FILL LOIN FILL, FILL THOSE LOINS

this, don't worry about it

bonsaimonkey

vocaroo.com/i/s0T55QyDMg4j

BREAKING: FBI, CBP, and NYPD officers have conducted joint raid of Momqorom Badlands - ABC

my fucking absolute dude right here rn bro,..... fucking bro.... BRO ...... bro fucking bro rn...... absolute homie, bro omg. omg bro lol rn bro. omg

Better than the last 7 Star Wars movies

that's what she said

Gave me goosebumps

mr moqqueee :))))) voxxy plz :)))))

ok 2 sec :]

Patrick Karneigh Junior

That's my dad

are you ever worried that someone will go through the archive analysing your posting style and filenames and make a scrapbook of all the posts you have ever made since nov 2013?

no that would be awesome, also good luck lol
this board is at 8 million posts and about 2 million of them were mine

i missed out on both myspace and gaia online

MySpace was good for sharing and finding new music, I kind of miss it in a way

imagine all the hote grillers

hot gorillas

lukewarm gorillas

Luke, go warm up the gorillas

––––––––––––WAIT WHOS THIS QUESTION FOR AND WHY THAT DATE......................................

but yea i wood need the booc

well where would you find earlier posts?

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
16 POSTERS 136 POSTS ????
fuckin , , , , yikesville . . . . . . . population 16

fuck you bro

The funny thing is that it's actually only 4 people

UHH WAIT WHY THOUGH. ..........
WAIT YOU ––––– WHY THOUGH WHY ARE YOU SPECIFICALLY ASKING THO BRO

collecting those has also been on my 'LONGLIST' of things to do , one i particularly knew id never quite get around to or justify the time involved revisiting every post & thread possible. i am a saver in that sense, got FAT folder of AIM loggs from bacc in tha day, would love something for more modern jumpoffs .. .. .. . .. .. . .. but what–– also what do you mean EVERY post haha .......... surely you mean every NOTABLE post ..........some are just impossible to determine, even by myself.........hah.... RIGHT? WHY U ASK BRO

Probabnly only about 12 people on whole board anyhoo

nah i count minimum 5 different contributors

i mean you never look through the archive and then realize that there's a pic you have posted several times so if someone else searches the same phrase or filename they will see that you posted it many times (from the filename) so you can get totally outed now imagine if they went through all your pics and posting style and completely outed every post you ever made

dude i have made MANY posts where it is out UTMOST importance that it stands alone and will not be connected to all other posts i have made

Prove it.

me, you, yuji sakai, jungle is jim, sparlems and definitely one more anonymous so actually 6

Hmm you might be on to something.

I am user poster but I think "contributor" is a bit of a stretch

why the fucks this fucking fuck asking get him out of here INTRUDERRRRRRRRRRRR
i 'member, i got the 'HTC ARIA', bacc in the day, early smartphone, & it had a commercial from the PHONE EYE'S VIEW, happy people getting into cabs & such... but so im changin the battery & i see the "CODENAME" of the phone which was "Intruder" ... & its like haha why bro...... fuckin why.... noided me out

ah..... yea see i dont feel my posts are like that. im not fuckin PULLIN STRINGS of SEVERAL NAMEFIGS trying to BALANCE each fucken item like spinning plates bro no whatever that sux 4 u that ur posts are like that but i dont mind and windsor kept a pretty substantial archive that he'd repeatedly repost if you search s••••••s pastebin he already did it bro if they're down i have em bro & id upload em again fuk u INTIMIDATORRRR INTRUDERRRR DATAMINERRRRRR SAAAAAAGE

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LITERALLY describing a classic windsor meme bro lol wher eu been

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my anonymous posts are also not to be mixed

my god i knew man i told myself man if this fuckin guy comes back and HAS to make this stupid ass point above all else man imma lose it. but im chosing not to. keeping my kewl. doesnt MATERRRRR BOOOOOOOO

Get those posts out of there

i do NOT wish to be thread sniped or datamined

what kind of data do you think they'd find anyway

but yea, like, i dont want to get DETAILED about my DISCRETION, when it comes to that, knowing that the way i compose the post is almost instantly recognizable,and dealin with a different setta circumstances , i make those adjustments naturally..... ––––––––––– BUT WHY YOU INQUIRIN THO BRO WHY

FAAAAAAAAAAAKER

Sounds like SHENANIGANS

ye you can heck the frick up with that my man. nothing to get mad over and then you pretend to be better man for not fuming with rage go punch a wall you old bitch.

'ckin cares , dUUUUUUUm, STUPIIIIIT
'TSAMATA GUYS?
got nothing else to say about monke ???????
nothing more on monke , then...
well al right
requesting clearance to croak ?

Kick a the monkey ina tha balls

just askin what comes to mind not like i need some bigger plan to pose a question in monkey? new rules here now?

it's not like we can stop you

i did not make the promise i said i made to myself , it was poetic license for the fact that i did consider it could be user as i wrote the thing about the namefig. but some real tension happening here man like roommate-level almost bro lol eugh , room is getting humid bro take cig break bro chill out cool like smoke break bro

i'm bustling to start an internet argument

gimme a cigarette

youtube.com/watch?v=nmPQuAqh5OY
new IDIOT PSYCHO JAM BRO !!!!!!
oh my g'hoh'hod! absolutely BREAKING IT DOWN in here
a friend told me i could 'get down' with the black folk when he saw me breaking it down once....
so .. ykno.. boom... hood pass :]

can you say nigga?

epic....................................
... ....WWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the evening chubness in the jungle

oh aherm the friend was not blacc., but blacc in spirit, we always felt, as a group. .......

whet welse you got for use today friend

please friend go on , i have noticed u are back bro, u always saying whole bunche new thingys pls detail new adventures & landscapes

..........................................mister shart heard round the world mane ????????????

ded bord

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zrg?

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wrong

sAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAge

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i know what i would pick if i could revive one online community

OH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW .......
WOW man like im so fascinated rite now bro what compels u to say that .... & not like 'cause many ppls posteing :]' like,,, what in ur brain bro, makes u the guy that saiys this thing in replie to that partiucalr acusatijon ? #domespiced

you had your chance but now i'm not in the mood to start shit anymore.

Spicy Domes

Stile project forums, right?

na but –––––– not brain–––––––– not brain wrong thing 2 say ............ jus meant like... ....... . idk bro-–––––––––––– im pussin out brop –––––––––––-bim puraccseiouear L!@OLAW# ~aherm~! na LOL na LOL na jus like, what do U have invested bro???? almost like, look at THIS guy really INVESTED in this boreds livelyhood ......... yike-zoids..... ––––––– sry not yike zoids tho sry thats rude in this situation i know itd annoy me bro sry bro not yike zoids bro

Spicy domiciles

i was just pointing out i was here because you seemed desperate for a reply (not in a bad way)

H*A H(*HA(** %*%*(H@ H*(@H*(% H(% @H*(H*%@ *H(H*(A@% H*((%@* H*(A(H%*@ H*(H*(%A@H*(H*(A%@ H*(H%@ H*H*@%(*H*%(@ *H(A%@* H*(% AH%*@(H%@ H*H*(%@ H(H*(AH@*(% %@ best laffa the dAAAAAA-HA-HAAAAAAAAy oh . oh whew. oh whew imma pass out bro. alite.... alrite na im good .... whew

AH *(H@*(%* @*%H(*%@ (H* AH@%(H(*A%@ H*(% A@H(* %@*H(A H*(H*(@ %H*(H *(@%H(*@%H*( %@*H*( @%H*(@% H*(A*( H@H*(@% H*( H@%H( H%* diude,–– Z*hic– dude..... oh man. dude lol right now. good to see the new twist instantly apprec8d ....... funny ass motherfucker. monkey major man vibes jsppening right now... monkey man????? oh man

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW u didnt need to parierntherize bro i gotchu i gotchu, 2damn tru nmatter of fact ........

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

Assuage

sAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGe

homos only serburr nqfa8WW

MAHATMA GANGHIS MALTED MUDFLAPS

look out down bellow

booking shows now, contact my agent

shouting into boblivion

they tryna be mank, they tryna be mank, they wanna meet winston, that binsh is a barbie

they tryna rip my tip

AH*(H*( AH*( H*A(*(HA H*(A(H* (*HA *H(A

Corn Nuts (are disgusting)

bort.. that alright?

No it's Gorb

hadouken

tatsumakisenpukyaku

Taramasalata? No thanks.

monkey eyeball ripped from head and such

if you download an archive page you get the images but where are the strings saved?

in a shoebox

s–––––– SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

a H*( @H%()H(@*% H(@% HH*(%H*@( H*(A%@ H*H*(A@ %H*(A*H@% *HA@% *H(*A@ (H))(J@% ()JA@ (()HJA@ %H()H*A@ %H*)A H%*J*(Y$S*)A#% H*HT*(H*@ H*(@H*H*@A H*A@H* H*(A@ *HH@A
love the actual fuckin fuck outta u bro

Ashton Kutcher

okAyoAOAOoAughe

Is it

Yoinks

yeh
\MONKEY MANK? !?! ?!? ?! ?! ??! ?!
SODA MONKEY BIRTHDAY SOON, MONKEY MANKING MANK... :]

contemplating my conscious choice of condiments

K2 ruined my life, it de-humanized me.

shouldn't do drugs that were made in some guy's bathroom

good double

Posted on February 12 by Spice Addiction Support

ass cracking in2 the batty crease

Aubrey Plaza Snorts Mank Milk While Eating Spicy Wings

flake bake crumble cake - yummy in your tummy for your sake £4.99

You really ought to stop or I'm going to crack open your career like I'm going to crack open Kevin skull

fuck up roadkill looking greasewire hair cunt who needs to be slit and corpseshat on asap

Fertile flesh flutes

Some kinda drama thing *shrugs*

monkeydome melodrama

I am the night mank manking alone in the void

Melodramatic monkeyshines

fantastic triples

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Elequential circuits

jelly in my belly

>55
>le dubsy's

nice

I am the mank your parents warned you about

calling a mr raver

fetch me my asspipe would you

>99
>le dubsy's

nice

"asspipe" ahahah whaT

you know... a pipe for your ass! an asspipe

$1 asspipe vs $1000 asspipe

Blowing smoke up my ass

whats up people how it be, how it do, keep yourself STRAPPED cuz ur watching TECHSTRAP ASSPIPE REVIEW today i got an asspipe for you guys im gonna do a brick test, so here we go guys just like that i smashed the brick against the asspipe and check it out it stopped working

hehehehehe

shooting flares up my asspipe.... hWITH THE BOOOOOYS

cozying up in my ballbag

ass to ass pipe

crunching into the brunches of babylon

we're in the asspipe, five by five

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It's all about the asspipes now

i'll never let you use my asspipe again if you fart in it bro

killing spree m-m-m-m-m-m-monster kill

pass the asspipe bro

requesting asspipe how copy

I prefer the rectal vape

ass the passpipe bro

I've got my eyes wide
You've got your big G's
I've got my ass pipe

goodbye monkey

no wait

neural oscillations

actually i changed my mind lets just drop monkey all together.

you are unharmed and safe
*unzips axe*
now ure unsafe but still unharmed
*cuts off ur leg*
see now youre harmed a nd unsafe
*throws axe outta window*
u remain harmed but u are safe now im a squirrel i cant really strangle you and i happen to be a surgeon

CAN YOU SEE THE DIFFERENCE NOW

no what did you mean with the squirrel part?

that i am unablel to cause you to cease being alive by means of strangulation

and now we wait...