First time masturbating stories pic related cause that’s how I did it my first time

Friend told me about it, age 9. Never had a boner before or felt anything sexual. Tried it, omfg hooked for life. Spent the next 10 years desperate to get inside a girl.

Sorry that’s not the purpose of this thread guess you’re gonna have to go look up porn to jerk off to

There would be a LOT of dick-pics. Hell, just showing your tits will get you unsolicited dick-pics in return. Don't act like anyone's making a request that isn't likely to be reciprocated.

But there are no women

Guess your gonna be disappointed then because I’m not leaving and not showing my tits guess you want tits go look up porn

then go kill yourself cunt

Nah I think I will live it’s not my fault your so desperate

So your definitely just some larping fag

We all know the rules here
Tits with timestamp or
Gtfo

You sound like a waste of life anyway, you can't even spell properly

I hope you get hit by a bus

I checked my spelling it is all correct I think you need your eyes checked

Nah I’m just not stupid I know what happens when that stuff gets on the internet

I hope you get some help for whatever problems you may have and that your life gets better

First time I came it was sort of chunky and darker. I used a vibrating massager and wedges my dick between the 2 vibrating balls

>Not stupid
>Posts on Yea Forums

I'm not telling you to show your tits. I'm just explaining how the argument that people don't ask for dick is pretty much useless.

The fact that you don't understand the difference means you're either a guy, or the kind of woman that doesn't listen or think properly. Either way, you have some work to do when it comes to communicative skills.

>your
you're an imbecile

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Posting a pic of your tits with a time stamp means nothing, don’t show your face and your fine, the only problem would be if you aren’t actually a female

I understand that but I think it’s sad that men ask for tit pics on here

You're just as goddamn stupid as OP.

I don’t have to prove anything if men want tits that’s what porn is for

Men ask women for tit pics every single day all over the place and women send men tit pics every single day all over the place as well.

If anything Yea Forums users are just plain up-front and honest about wanting to see your tits. Still doesn't mean you have to show them, but at least they're actually honest when they tell you they don't care to talk to you if there's no tits in it for them.

tits first, opinion second

We know you're a guy don't bother, God bless

>be 10
>be at birthday party / sleepover
>truth or dare
> jerk off infront of 3 girls and 1 guy from class

Seems like you’re on the wrong board because I still don’t see any tits

Your right I am a guy a trans guy who has not had any surgery so I still have “tits”

>be me
>see tile floor
>hardness in my dick
>start noticing more tile
>everytime I see tile I get hard
> finally give in
>lay on floor in gas station bathroom
>hump floor
>white stuff comes out
>oh well its on the floor
>wipe off now soft dick
>leave
>until we fuck again tile floor

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penis in vacuum. thought i broke something. got all dizzy, super sensitive penis. did it again several times later.

>me be about 10-ish
>in shower with handheld shower thing
>washing my dick, feels tingly as the massage jets hit the tip
>had felt this before, so I tend to linger there
>this time I linger a bit longer, starts feeling better and better
>Sudden explosion of amazing feeling and dick twitching. no cum tho.
>wtf_whatwasthat?.jpg
>realize I must have had an orgasm
>start doing that every time I shower
>cum starts coming out after the first 5-6 times.

no worries about germs? Also wasn’t the floor cold?

Oh sorry if I was rude I don't have any intend to be rude towards transgenders, Yes you're a female and I'd fuck you if I want and I'm straight

Sage!

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prove it

oh fuck off. if you're an f2m who's going to remove those tits later anyways, you might as well share them. They're useless once removed, at least their photo would make a few neckbeard incels happy.

When I masturbated for the first time it didn’t feel like how it does when you hit puberty it just kinda tickled I kept doing it though cause it still felt good

Kinda wish they weren’t useless to be honest if there was a way for mtf to use em you know a surgery of some kind I would donate them for use

Getting ready for bed one night, about age 11/12 and see movement in neighbor girls window. Have known her forever, and never thought of her sexually, but look closer, and she is getting ready for bed too, but with curtain open. I see her remove shirt over head and see her training bra, feels funny peeking, also feel swelling in dick. Reach down and feel, it grows harder as I watch. I can just see waist up but suddenly realize my "one of the gang" neighbor girls has puffies. dick is diamonds and I begin just rubbing, no goal, I was clueless. Feels good... her lights go out and show is over. I am left curious with dick dropping interest, but I am still curious. For whatever reason I fake illness the next morning, and am left alone at home. Begin thinking of girl and wood returns, I close my eyes and rub, then grip and stroke. Sudden atomic blast and stick whitish fluid bursts from penis. I worry I have broken something, but damn, felt great. Fear fades and new hobby emerges.

>very religious household
>never masturbated until I was in like 6th grade
>knew this amazing girl
>one day in the shower i wondered what she looked like naked
>she's a pretty fat mexican girl but was probably my best friend at the time
>i get hard
>decide i want to masturbate and see why i shouldn't be doing it
>build a fantasy of her coming over one day and we just profess our love and have middle school sex (cringey)
>fap hard as i can thinking about her amber skin, thick body, long black hair
>orgasm, by that time im pretty sure i had cum come out, don't remember
>to this day i got a thing for fat mexican chicks
>decided to look her up after all these years (i moved in 7th grade)
>she's still beautiful like i remember but is with a nigger
>thinking about messaging her anyways

I would give dick pics any day! I'm so sad and lonely! Not even kidding my friend :)

why say she's with a nigger when she's a beaner? both are fucking garbage

I don’t understand just getting off from pics alone I know fantasy’s help but porn seems better seening things happen by video seem hotter to me

Would you prefer a world where there weren't hoemen desperate for even a glimpse at your flesh? I want to kill myself due to how horny I am, should i?

I'm legit from the hood, I've had lots of experience with both stereotypes. Niggers are worse than mexicans in my opinion.

These dumb feminists hate free speech, The bitch literally ignored that this woman is asking us for sex stories and mad because we ask women for tit pics. Ignore the whore.

What pushed you to change? I'm driven mad by my sex drive and tempted to demand doctors chop out most of my endocrine system, so I cant feel anything anymore. Is lobotomy a better option for the sex obsessed?

One big run-on sentence. Fuck dude.

What should we live for in life? I dont know, but I'm miserable, sad, and empty.

I actually don't know too, I was depressed as well just live your life and ignore annoying people

Not feeling in the right in my body made me wanna change as for the other part being sexual is normal I think you will regret it if you do that

Nah don’t kill your self because of that

My first time was at 14yo and I got a handjob. I fapped before but this time it was my first actual orgasm and I freaked out but we went for round 2 right after lol. I remember my dick was constantly ripped a little and hurting because I was fapping so much the next few weeks.

that is the strangest way for taking a bath I have ever seen.

I regret every moment I'm not dead due to how shitty I am, from not getting laid. So I think I just want to be someone entirely different from me. I've tried changing, my balls are too big for my tiny body and I am too horny and frustrated from years of me being to weird. I hate everything, because of my dick. So I'm def still trying to get this shit chopped, sorry, I regret literally every moment I have lived.

Not if you wanna get off

How can we ignore anything when everything burns and the mind is filled from years of hate. Every morning I wake, I'm livid I'm not getting raped or dying faster.

But how do I cope with wanting to? Every bit of skin I see has me tearing at my own in rage and madness.

>been jacking it for a few weeks but didnt cum yet
>jacking it to vid of some asian lady getting plowed
>it hurts so she moans in pain
>thats when i cum
and thats when i learned something new about myself

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You're getting hate for what exactly? Everyone hopefully will live a long decent life and you can avoid getting raped and I hope you won't. It doesn't really matter because life changes by time, Life is cycles sometimes it's happy and sometimes it's sad. don't be depressed there are some people here who will support you.

Watched some old lady selling sex toys on hbo at like one in the morning. Made my little dingy feel funny so rubbed it till it tickled.

I dont think you 'learn' about yourself but more shape yourself

Dude, that's like reading my own memory! Kinda cool I'm not the only dude doing it that way.
I miss those days without cum, now I allways have to clean up. :/

No, sorry, I am so horny 24/7, I'm fucking pissed like a terrorist with zealotry. Like every time I see something I like, which is 70% of you fuckers, I am overcome with grief and regret to all the fucking I can't do, I can't focus on anything else. I want you all so fucking bad, but orgies arent a thing on mass scale. So I hate my species for not being sluttier, and I want to die because none of you event harass me sexually. Why the fuck do you people enjoy being alone and not fucking 24/7? I dont know, but I avoid people because of this. You all cause me pain I can only end in death, but I still love you for what you can do with your lives.

Then why did I react in that way to a woman in pain?

nice wasted trips
im not that one you replied to but you dont know that person so dont try to judge said person or are you one of that persons that intentially blame said person for your amusement?
in my case i feel the same like said person and that is deep hate and its not only 1 person doing wrongly its everyone acting stupidly while claiming i am the wrong i wont forgive and i wont forget there are btter things i can do then puting a sword out and take my pride instead of giving it to some idiots

Idk dude, I was fapping on the toilet my first time when I came. Doesnt mean my thing is fapping to shit

Humped the bathtub thinking about XFL cheerleaders. No idea how I didn't give myself some kind of friction burn on my dick. That was the most intense but I've ever busted.

Love you bro, sorry u bear the hate.

Is this a get thread now?

Quads got bitchesssssss

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Tits or GTFO

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this is me, but with a sponge and I don't remember when I started cumming

there are no women on the internet

Come on you know the rules.
Tits or GTFO

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>belly full of water
>shits it on the grass

I hid under a desk and watched porn in my grandparents house when I was 12 while adult swim blared in the background. My pelvis went into intense agony from the draining, took an entire episode of metalocalypse for everything to stop burning in my groin and ass area. I got groin cramps my first time, and the jizz was so chunky and sticky. 3rd fap and forward less pain and more stimulation, and addiction to the fap drugs

Chick or dude?

Penis bingus

what a fucking waste of water
shame on u op

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peanut butter and a hungry hound

>fap drugs
like amphetamines? at the age of 12?

tits or gtfo

idk what love is (nobody loved me)and i dont know what sorry is(i guess its something like saying just bear with the hate i dont mind) means and surely i know you dont know anything about me so its a wasted saying or even worse mockingly me, but i get that its something you need to respond to so its sounds like your a nice guy or sis w/e gz on quats after trips impressive

Post tits or get the fuck off of Yea Forums you dumb bitch

Cut a hole in my teddy bear and fucked it. Grew up in the 80's, tits were only pg. I knew what was up

No one else relpy until she post tits

Oh yea, still got the itches so bad gotta fap multiple times a day. Am now 26. More years jerkin than not!