Game has tough choices

>Game has tough choices

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Left. Better for oral desu.

>cumbrains

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I want her to scurry away from a conversation, surreptitiously follow her, watch her glance around, and when she thinks no one is watching, unleash a torrent of pee all over the ground.

Right. Better for oral desu.

Whoever keeps posting this, you're doing God's work

MOMMY GIBE MILKIES

How often would you have to do this to be considered a cumbrain?

>Game has easy choice
Aerith > Tifa

Mix of both, shaved lips for easier tongue action buf with a tuff up top to bury your nose into.

Right.
Not even a contest.

obviously B

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B

A, too much bush is gross.

Right by a mile
As long as its controlled, Bush > Shaven

Left, body hair is disgusting.

This guy gets it.

you're gay if you pick b

There's really no reason to choose B. It must be pretty fucking disgusting to be eating her pussy and have to cough up some pubic hair. If you like that shit you're honestly fucked.

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Left, I like more modest pubes, can't do bush.

First B, then A.

right is better for sex

Left.
A little bush is fine, a fucking forest is not.
This is objectively correct.

I don't care what you virgins think, girls with a neatly trimmed bush are the fucking best

right
easiest choice of my life

B so I can shave it myself.

Undershirt/Shaved master race

my nigga

left. Pubes just don't look right on anime most of the time

Based and objectivepilled

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left

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A, because when you pull the shirt up slowly that initial bounce is worth it.

B

This

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my new gf won't get rid of her pubes what do i do Yea Forums

B is for undershirt playing and easy access.
A is for watching that bounce as they are released.

Either completely shaven, or utterly wild and thick. Trimming is utterly bluepilled.

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B

Right. 100%.

You all may not like it, but this is what peak female performance looks like.

Give her to me.

B no doubt, who the fuck wants a shaved whore?

>Sister asked me to help her shave down there

A for those easy nipple pinches.

Both very close but I gotta go with A my dudes

>he eats pussy

I bet you eat the bulls cum out of her cunt huh cucks.

Pic unrelated, I guess.

offer oral and secretly pluck each pube with your teeth

A no doubt, who the fuck wants a hairy cavewoman?

Uh oh.

shes fat, you sure?

stop being a faggot

I wish

Hair but groomed

110% correct

B

B
B
B
B

ALL MY ANSWERS ARE B

Imagine thinking your superior to someone just because you don't jerk off

There’s no actual physical detriments to jerking off excessively. The most you can say is that being addicted to it will make your social life suffer.

A
B

How fat are we talking here? I can do with "chub", but not too much over that.

>actually eating pussy
jesus christ

t. never been in a relationship with a girl

>There’s no actual physical detriments to jerking off excessively.
That's where you're wrong, kiddo.

Trimmed is best of both worlds.

Stop giving oral because it predisposes you to throat cancer in the longterm thanks to bacteria.
Convince her to start actually cooking and eating healthy, guise it under "i just want both of us to be healthier" or some gay shit if you have to.

Anyone that actually eats pussy is a beta bitch.

You are not supposed to eat pussy, you beta faggot.

I have, I never ate pussy even then still.

BBBBBBBBBBBB

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I'd rub my face on her bush and lick her pussy, if you know what I mean.

like 200 pounds fat

sauce me up then bro

Literally me.

I don't...

I think it's less about not jacking off and just not doing it every day.

BBBBBBBBBB

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Reported you to the jannies, just so you know.

The thicker the better, so B

Who the fuck uses pornhub, it sucks.

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Landing strip is best. It feels the best to run your fingers against

Pubes are like hair. It's not a matter of if there's hair or not, but how it's portrayed. There's a gazillion different hairstyles that make every person more appealing, and changing it over time will also help that.
Always going fully shaved or fully grown is missing the entire food supply of a buffet besides the shitty, smooth bread you'll be eating.

TL;DR
Just enjoy the best of both worlds or you'll be cursed to a life of dissappointemnts

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>looks great in summerwear

>Looks great in summerwear

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Your such a faggot

>orange
>looks great
I dont think so

>Un-feminize femininity to be inclusive to tranny freaks
why does tumblr do this?

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The fuck you mean? That's like saying your dick isn't supposed to go in her asshole. Every orifice on a woman's body is a source of pleasure. Get with it.

>jerk of once or more a day
>takes less than 30min unless I wanna edge
>spend the rest of the day working, hanging with friends or drawing

The truth is that I don't feel much pleasure from sex and it's boring to me unless the girl is willing to play around, but all the couples I've had were just vanilla as fuck or didn't put much effort in making me enjoy the experience, so I ended up despising women. I don't have any regrets, tho, I enjoy a lot all the time and money I got for msyelf and bros.

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Pubic hair is disgusting and so is all other kinds of body hair.

>not being a cumbrain
yikes

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I have low motivation and feel lethargic and fap way too much
Often stare too much at women and they're probably a bit creeped by me
Am I a cumbrain?

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Based.

cringe

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bravo to the billion dollar food industry for tricking the low IQ populace into thinking being fat from eating borderline poison is "normal"

haha you got Yea Forumsanished

A>B but i wouldn't object to B because it's fucking Tifa but tbh pussy is pussy and i wont say no.

Paid for Brazilian laser removal on my wife. Nothing like eating a smooth pussy and asshole then ramming it. Running the tip on the smooth clit is good too.

more kitty pls

C

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Based and non-degenerate

nice

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Can we instead talk about how fucking sharp that chin is? Good lord, she could stab your eyes out with that thing.

Being sent to Yea Forums is worse than being sent to /trash/. /trash/ at least has personality. Yea Forums is nothing but retarded tourists.

How about we talk about her love for the knot?

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tasty

b no questions asked, are you insane