Friends with someone since childhood

>friends with someone since childhood
>turns out friend identifies as girl
>find out you're in love
>parents find you making love on bed, freak out
>dad calls you a fag

I don't know what to do Yea Forums, please give me some advice!!

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Kek what a fag

Cum straight in your parents face and continue fucking

please Yea Forums i need your help

do whatever

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>2

I'm not gay, she's my girlfriend

I bet your fag girlfriend has a bigger dick than you

same thing happend to me exept the opposite. i had a crush on my childhood freind then she became a guy .still made out with him though.
I am i a fag?

>1

she does, and it doesn't matter. im proud of who she is.

>3

no because hes a boy then.

>look dad straight in the eyes
>zero expression
>finish in a man's ass

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Tell your dad, that you are made of his dns and as you are gay, his dns is gay, too. Also that he should get out of the closet already.

but thats the thing though, i'm not gay and neither is my dad. my girlfriend identifies as a girl, thats her gender, so i'm not gay.

i've been trying to explain that to him but he's been freaking out ever since even throwing crap around in our living room. my girlfriend is crying right now

Explain what? Your "girlfriend" has a cock, there's no getting around it...

for now yes, but she will go for the operation she's already in therapy and on hormones.

Don't be a fag

>4

for the last time im not a "fag"

All this bullshit for a relationship that will probably fail in a few years anyway

Did she fuck your ass user

Having sex with man while being a man makes you a faggot

you'd be very wrong about that. my girlfriend and I love eachother very much, its the most intense love either of us have ever experienced.

she has and I loved that too.

Thats just a mutilated dick, there is no such thing as surgery that turns a dick into a vagina

guys like you are just jealous.

>4

just your opinion man.

>identifies as = actually is
Just cope that you're a faggot and live with the fact.

...

>you had a dick in your ass
Your a faggot, just come out

well this thread is 100% gay, fuck.

do whatever OP, you're a faggot.

>4

if its for her i'll gladly be a faggot, i'll be whatever she needs me to be.

im a faggot for making love with a girl? explain that logic.

it makes it so much gayer because you knew this person even longer as a guy.

it's not a girl you homo. jesus how dumb are you?

GOD DAMNIT FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME I AM NOT GAY, SHE ISN'T GAY, WE AREN'T GAY

GET IT TROUGH YOUR THICK DUMB SKULL THAT HER GENDER IS *FEMALE* YOU FUCKS

Having a dick in your ass makes you gay user

>she

"" She's"" a mentally ill homosexual man.

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>she has and chips I loved that too

I kinda believed you weren't a fag until read that

YEAH WELL SUCK MY COCK

why does it matter that your dad called you a fag? Are you in need of your parents approval or do you not give a shit? If it's the former, just stop giving a shit. If you already don't give a shit, fuck off and keep on not giving you shit. Go be happy and have fiery sheman sex. Take a shot in the mouth for me while your at it.

No he isn't a she he has dick, making you gay

its just another way to make love. i mean as long as she has it why not enjoy it?

>chips

Oops

Go suck off your boyfriend with tits faggot

>trying to get guys to suck your dick
No faggot

you got some wishful thinking going on there OP. just accept it ur gay and/or desperate af.

Thru early morning fog I see,
Visions of the things to be,
The pain that is withheld for me,
I realize and I can see,
THAT SUICIDE IS PAINLESS, IT BRINGS ON MANY CHANGES AND I CAN TAKE OR LEAVE IT IF I PLEASE

it matters as in my parents accepting her, and accepting our relationship. calling me a fag or her a him isn't accepting what she is, a girl.

gender has nothing to do with the genitals you were assigned with at birth.

Yeah but you had a dick in your ass. That makes you really gay.

>gender has nothing to do with the genitals you were assigned with at birth.

Bi people seem to disagree

Odd, I know a lot of divorced people who also thought they had never ending love. Time has a way of altering emotions.

no im not, because i made love to a beautiful woman, shes my everything.

It's cool, fuck it, I shouldn't judge. Live your life user, and be happy.

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Ur gey and should Kermit neck rope

Because it's gay as fuck, fucking a trap's boy pussy is a lot straighter then getting fucked in the ass by a trap

not for us. we already decided to stay together forever, we even got matching tattoos.

If your dad isnt happy with who you are then tell him to fuck off and kill himself, youre your own human being and if you want to stick your dick in a shemale then its your own choice

Yeah, it kinda does...

Stop being a fag.

thank you, i appreciate that. now if only my parents can feel the same way things couldn't be more perfect.

>Dick
>In your anus
>A mans penis in
>Your anus

Your dads right your're a fucking fag. Go apologise to your dad.

This 100%
OP is an actual faggot who cannot tell the difference between a female and a man in a dress

thats true, but im hoping he'll come around.

No user, you never get matching tattoos in a gay relationship, they only last a year at most

Lmao nice troll OP good LARP

we have our entire lives together to prove you wrong.

Do you get off to gay porn user

You're setting yourself up for a miserable existence. You're incredibly naive.

But you are though

You're deranged, my friend.

You're gay. Sorry to be the burden Of bad news but your "girl" was born a man and "saying" he is a she and chopping off his dick doesn't alter the the fact you're in a homosexual relationship.

she makes me the happiest i've ever been in my life. our future will be glorious.

>4

bullshit. ya'll need to read up on all the different genders out there.

Is "she" posting with you

Otay!

>Male
>female
Done faggot

Your dad is right. You are gay. There is nothing wrong with being gay tho, so just accept your sexuality and move on.

Your "girl"friend is a man. End of the question. Even if he cuts off his dick, unless he can change every last one of his cromosomes to XX, he was, is, and will be a MAN. Which makes you gay indeed

shes here right now yes, but shes emotional because of my dad, she just cried.

If you loved being fucked in the ass, why does she need any operation? Now days there are plenty of women with dicks. Tell your dad to fuck off. Tell him you are a fag (even though you aren't) and it's his fault and tgen bring up everything bad or neglectful he's ever done to you. Worst case scenario he'll kill you ( Which, Yay! No more shitty life. Or he'll disown you, in which case you're free to fuck and love whatever and whoever you want within legal reason and with consent). There's no losing.

no thats not true at all. she was born a girl inside, it just took her a while to realize that she is. you don't know how hard she had it trying to figure that out.

This isn’t even good b8.

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my life isn't shitty, and true to me personally she doesn't need the operation. i love her just the way she is i tell her every single day how much i love her. but she wants it, and so i support her with that a 100%. i will do whatever it takes to make her happy same as she would do whatever it takes to make me happy. i don't care either way what genitals she has, i love her for who she is.

Have you tried not being gay?

>He
And he’s emotional because he’s taking female hormones. Also you’re both faggots.

Leave his faggot ass

*sigh* very funny

This is now a get thread

Fucking brilliant.

"I'm comin' after you next, old man, Dry."

Ok look man you came on Yea Forums asking for advice, jokes like that should be expected if you with that don't come here.
2 there ain't nothing you can do about your dad, he gonna be mad to know you clapping a trans chick cheeks. You get some balls and take the insults like a man tell transchick grow some ovires and woman the fuck up it sounds like you fags are legit in love so expect looks jokes and insults. Just cause it's 2019 don't mean shit gay is still gay. Lesbos trans etc. Get used to it if you really down for "her" understood

never. i would die first.

>5

she's emotional because she cares. remember we've known eachother since kindergarten and shes known my dad a long time.

Does he like cool aid jammers?

>implying the tranny isn't clapping his cheeks

you're right it is 2019 and luckily not everybody is as bigoted as you. people today realize theres many different genders out there, the number of genders is vast. my dad is just a little old fashioned and so is my mom, my girlfriends parents accept who she is and accepted our relationship. now its just up to my parents to accept it as well.

Ya know there is a really good site for you, it's called lemonparty.com, it's full of gay porn for you to Jack off to faggot

>6

i'd much rather go to meatspin if its all the same to you.

Do you also get off to fluffy abuse you faggot

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>being this much of a faggot

If talking to your dad won't help, then I guess finding an own appartment and trying to reconnect some time later might be the best thing to do

Same user here. That's really sweet user, glad you're enjoying life (I mean except for the obvious,
gorilla-toddler-father titty-baby-temper-tantrum).

Listen, if you love her enough and it's real love then just call the cops. With your ogre of a father going full tard you're both in danger and the police need to be notified before someone gets hurt. They will even act as a buffer to help him calm down and duscuss things rationally or get you all involved with a therapist who help you all process your emotions correctly.

You're dad is testing your manhood by call you a fag, and you will pass that test and prove that you are a man by killing him. That's what real men do to prove they aren't fags.

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run away, from all of it, stop being a fag, pretend to be normal, decide which you like better
pick being normal regardless

we are seriously thinking about that, we also definitely want to get married. its just that we need my parents to accept this, we need them to be happy for us, because its the right thing to do.

my father is just upset, calling the cops on him would only make matters worse. he just needs to accept what this is, that we love eachother more than life and want to be together. if he loves me then he wants me to be happy, right? and she makes me happier than anything, shes the only girl i want, ever.

There's more than two genders??

>what scientist discovered this?? Why no worldwide news coverage on this. I assume a nobel piece prize is on its way to him/her/other

>implying the cops would help some faggot because "daddy called me a fag waaa"

He is a man get over it ffs. You said, we are in 2019. The century of science and technology. Why is it then that you can't comprehend basic biology? It is easy. Man=XY Woman=XX.

You cannot change it.

Two genders, lots of mental illnesses.

Crying? Tell her to grow some balls and st... oh wait, nvm

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thats all of them

it doesn't matter, i'm not calling the cops.

you're wrong.

This. Right in their fuckin faces. Also fuck his ass right in their bed.

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lmao

Most of those are based off a feeling or "this gender refuses to be categorized"

Same user again, Then just weather the storm user. Comfort your girl and don't take shit from your dad. Remind him that calling you names doesn't solve anything and you can't control who you love cause if you could it wouldn't be love.

A long list of mental illnesses

i definitely will, if my parents want me to be happy then they need to accept this for what it is.

If he is tard violent then you'd be surprised. And if it was a lgbtq+/GRSM cop they'd help... Not everyone lives in racist sexist podunkville...

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The only way to fix this is to have you and your gf cum in a jar until it is full, then wait for it to ferment, after that force your parents to drink it and they will trust you again

Edit:
>Dad correctly identifies you having sex with a man
>Dad calls you a fag

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That's witchcraft!

well, you're kinda gay. but that's fine.
moving out an option?

What’s with the greentext counting?
Are you gay or something fag?

Show us a picture so we can judge better

>Identifies as girl
>Was born a man
>Was most likely molested at a young age

You're a faggot in denial
I deny it is gay to fuck trannies but it is
I'm a fag
You're a fag

Tldr HA! GAYYYYYYYY!

My first thought is stop banging dudes and stop being a fag.

Whos dick was in whos ass. Then I can help

Asking the real questions

>you must be 18 or over to post here.

Next year you will be old enough to have a Facebook account. Sit tight little buddy, not long to go.

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its in my opening post, thats us.

Read

*sigh* I just told my mother that shes a girl now and she yelled back that she has a bigger penis than my fathers
I guess it will take a while before they accept us

This is probably the best advice you're going to get here. Not even trolling.

fuck louder it turns ur dad on really

Kek

Lol I hope you're down for gay sex. Put your cock balls deep in his ass and let your load explode, bro. Make sure to fuck good and loud so your dad can hear. Dump a few loads in him and you'll feel better, lol.

post pics of all the cock sucking you sissy fags are about to do

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Tell your parents they gay

Post your shemale gf's tits and timestamp faggot

your mom right fag

Topkek


>twist in the tale, your guyfriend ends up fucking your mom and impregnates her. Gf has massive dong chopped off, grows tits which catches your dads attention. Your dad and gf fall in love and runaway together leaving you forever alone.

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I just sucked her cock for the first time, I actually kinda liked it. The cum didn't taste as bad as I thought. It's her turn next

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Timestamp

Except he's not alone.... he now has a sad lonely mother that's still craving dick. He knows what he must do

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>her cock
Yeah, but women don't have benis my dude.

What if your dad walks in and starts spraying you fags down with a super soaker filled with bleach? Would you nut or would you split a cool aid jammer?

he only called you a fag because you like naruto

kinda

thats not me (OP) and yeah i already did suck my gf off tons already, jealous????

I don't think that's how DNS works.

blame your parents for being a faggot and letting you drink fluoride. also commit suicide faggot.

Yeah, you're a faggot

fuck you, why the fuck would i commit suicide? i have everything i want, you jealous piece of shit. that suicide thing you just wrote i see in your future, because you're a sad piece of fuck

1) obsly OP is a faggot

2) you are a fag, so how can we help you?

3) admit you are a fag, and then we can get started helping you

>Jealous of a fag

lolololololo

Rape your dad, obviously.

yes it is exactly how that works

his dad was 192.168.1.4, and now he also is 192.168.1.4

dns is passed from subnet mask to subnet mask, it's just biology

>feminine penis

no YOU'RE the faggot and obviously jealous

>6

profoundly so yes

Buzz your girlfriend woof

so facts are just opinions?

an oak tree is not made of wood, it's made of level 14 frost giants

that's my opinion, so it's now the truth and everyone must agree with me or they are homophobic?

He went from forward lookup to reverse

alternative facts

HE IS A MAN
HE IS A MAN
HE IS A MAN
HE IS A MAN
CUTTING OFF HIS DICK DOESN'T MAKE HIM A WOMAN
HE IS A MAN
YOU ARE A FAGGOT AND SO IS HE
YOU ARE A FAGGOT AND SO IS HE
YOU ARE A FAGGOT AND SO IS HE
HE IS A MAN
HE IS A MAN
HE IS A MAN

Goddamn this thread is hilarious

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I am a little. I'm not gay at all but I wouldn't mind a sissy fag that I could dominate with my cock and force her to fuck whenever I want. She would obviously have all kinda of mental issues and depression which I could take advantage of to force her to be my sex slave forever..

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OP's GIRLFRIEND here:

YOU'RE JEALOUS SOMEONE LOVES HIM
YOU'RE JEALOUS SOMEONE LOVES HIM

guess what you cocksuckign faggot?

97% of the world doesn't accept you either

so kill yourself

or at least look in the mirror and recognize truth: you like dick, so does HE, you two are faggots

now come the fuck out of the closet and enjoy life for fuck's sake

stop this gender bullshit, it's all a lie to make faggots like you feel better

good day to you, faggot, and to your faggot boyfriend

If 'she' has a cock and balls, 'her' gender is male and your sexual preference in men.

For easy reference, you are gay if your sexual partner has similar junk to you. Cumming inside a man doesn't suddenly stop being gay because he suddenly declares himself to be a girl.

YOU'RE A FAGGOT
YOU'RE A FAGGOT

`
EAT A SHIT COVERED NIGGERDICK YOU STUPID FAG

there are no such things as alternative facts

the sky is not dusky purple with pink and green polkadots, it is blue

Congrats. Y'all still gay as aids though

Her make believe gender is female, my make believe gender is apachi attack helicopter.

yeah? well who asked you you stupid fag

GET YOU BOY FRIEND TO SUCK YOUR DICK FAGGOT

hey MAN how's it going?

did you beat your dick off today?

how is that treatment for fungus on your balls going, MAN?

why you mad faggot? you'll kill yourself sooner or later if you do it now you'll save your awful parents a lot of time. faggot.

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>she

nice trips though

CHEATING WITH A NIGGER ON YOUR BOYFRIEND, FAGGOT?

the truth cums out!

Your dad is right.

Did he give you the gay cancer yet

Yep

I don't want a man sexually loving me tho.

It does have a lot to do with that though, doesn't it?

ITT we have learned that:

OP is a faggot
OP does the gay with a mentally deranged man
OP's dad is the only smart one in OPs family
Most of us hope OPs dad shoots either OP, OPs boyfriend, or both
Let us sit back and enjoy the results

Your dad is right, you're a fag and your friend is mentally challenged. You probably are too.

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I dont want a man sexually loving me tho, so im fine

well seems to me that you are a faggot.

OH I DO SUCK HIM AND FUCK HIM AND I DO ANYTHING HIS HEART DESIRES AND GUESS WHAT? I'LL TAKE ANY OF YOU BITCHES MAN TOO YOU WISH YOU HAD IT THIS GOOD HON

WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW YOU CUNT

>3

YES, YOU FAGGOTS THINK YOU CAN TALK TO *MY* MAN LIKE THAT? YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMING, I'LL FUCK YOU UP THE ASS AND ANY OF YOU STUPID FAGS THAT TALK TO HIM THAT WAY

I'LL FUCK YOUR DAD TOO

Prob cuz you are a fag man. If they still have any boy parts you gay af nigga.

Yeah, but OP is also proving he is a fag by taking cock up his butt.

Your man friend will be a female the moment that he can conceive a child and give birth to it, naturally. And breast feed it with milk produced from his mammaries.
No amount of wishful thinking or clever wordplay will remedy this fact.

Gay is anti-American

>9

WHO THE FUCK CARES?

MY BOYFRIEND CARES ABOUT BEING CALLED GAY OR QUEER OR A FAG BUT I DONT GIVE A SHIT. SO WE'RE FAGS? GREAT, LOVELY. YOU WISH YOU HAD IT THIS GOOD HON BECAUSE I'M MORE WOMAN THAN YOU'LL EVER GET AND MORE MAN THAN YOU WILL EVER BE

SO GO SUCK YOUR DADS DICK, FAGGOT

so it turns out that OPs faggot boyfriend is actually a 12 year old

i guess we're gonna need some coords here to turn him into the cops for being a pedophile faggot

i mean, none of us care about his faggotry, but him doinking a 12 year old boy, that's just not right

no hon i'm 21, but nice try though. now go suck your dads dick

When are you going to chop your balls off

exhibit #2 for proving

>9

i'm 21 hon and my bf is 22, and we can both prove it soooooo..... sux 2 be u, right????

Sounds like you've sucked off your dad a few times, maybe that's why you turned out to be such a fuck up

Thanks for the cringe op. I hope things work out for you and your... girlfriend.... yeah. Most of all I hope the two of you remember this thread sometime faraway in the future and cringe at how fucking gay this is.

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I live with my natural normal girlfriend and just recently got past a pregnancy scare.
As a man you'll never have to worry about getting pregnant.
Up until you have tits and a pussy you are still a man
Even after, you will be a former man turned trans woman.
Never be a real woman

Actual advice: have a sincere talk with your mother, tell dad that a small minded bigot has no place in your life or heart and if they can’t accept you for who you are then they were never really your parents also obligated to walk the dinosaur for making me write something nice

this is just too funny to read but it kinda killed my boner. larping is fun but not if you make it too unrealistic and start doing this. learn to larp properly. nigger faggot. faggot nigger. bitch homosexual homo nigger faggot

exhibit #3

next OP and his boyfriend will post their full names and addresses so that we can set up a FB group to storm his house

when we do, they will claim homophobia

let's hurry this up and get to that part

Its funny half the fags hating are probably on the verge of killing themselves and only wish to find a love like you have.

Please don't fuck my dad sir.

hon shes probably fucking someone else. pregnancy, i lol'd thats another thing my bf and i never ever need to worry about and i ain't get no PMS either hon....
again, sux 2 b u!

i already did, twice.

no hon, remember we're gay, not stupid.

now go suck your uncles dick.

What is it with you and dad dicks? Calm down bitch.

Are you 100% certain you aren't a faggot?

don't you get it it's probably the reason he's a faggot in the first place. he probably experienced it himself first hand.

>
> pregnancy, i lol'd thats another thing my bf and i never ever need to worry about and i ain't get no PMS either hon....

Imagine admitting you know you'll never be a normal woman and seeing it as a win

Is that he/she in the pic?

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so what was your full name again?

obvsly you have lots of courage - post it here, MAN

SIR, please stop giving my father the dick. You are destroying my family.

So you admit that you're faggots

that gave me 10 keks. thanks

>identifies as a girl
Still a guy
You gay

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I know right? Why all the mental gymnastics? Which is more likely? There is a billion genders, or op' s a fag?

both of you get a job, go away from home, live a happy life together, give a shit about this homophobes

Lol you're a retard bro

even if he was a trannie he would still be a a mentally disabled faggot

KEK

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

Just be gay and shut the fuck up.

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Imagine how painful this must be for OPs dad.

First, he walks in on OP being buttfucked by another man and suffers the shock of finding out his son is gay.

Then he has to find out that his son is also retarded and hasn't himself worked out that his love of penis is gay.

Go easy on your old man, OP.

Unfortunately you're a FAG. They didn't replace this man's asshole with a woman. It still has the same male inards. All that cosmetic work don't mean shit. A man will always be a man and a woman always a woman. I would accept you more if you just admit you're gay af.

Phags4pete
It's ok to suck dick bro...I mean...does she have a dick?

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The classic kek of someone who committed oopsie
> admits both are fags (dispute op wishing it wasn't true)
> admits will never be woman (dispute op wishing it wasn't true)
> op's family hates him (and its the freaks fault)

he's the asshole. he wants us to be dicks about it.

It's ok that your girlfriend has a penis, bro.

But you are still a fag

And that's ok too.

My full name is Go Fuck Yourself

and imagine being you, a sad pathetic closet case wanker living in his parents basement

Yep you both are faggots and deserve what you get

Hey man, look at it this way, the only thing that truly matters at the end of the day is your happiness and success throughout your life. If she is what makes happy go with it regardless of the sacrifices you'll have to make. It doesn't matter if it makes you gay or not, your happiness does. A lot of these fuckers on here are just thinking if it's gay or not and are just a bunch of useless failures. I wish you the best of luck in your situation and hope my words are not in vain.

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eternal happiness and bliss, my thank you hon

Nah man, I'm in my own kitchen cooking dinner for my sexy biological girlfriend who'll be here in a minute.

Look, it's fine if you like dick, but stop pretending you don't get why your Dad thinks it's gay.

This

keks for days. you're obv the imfamous kek dealer i've heard about on the news. you're a clown get over it.

aw thank you so much! *hugs*

finally a nice guy

cool story, bro

let me translate your message:

- "i'm about to eat more maceroni and cheese my mommy made for me and heating it up in the microwave as shes busy again stripping for burger money, and then ima hump my weeaboo naruto love pllow and cry myself to sleep watching star trek."

He has a penis...so you are gay

Stop saying she you fucking faggot. Goddamn.

Someone at worked asked me a similar question.

>known a girl for 2 years
>clicked really well
>when we had sex we needed to use lube
>chalk it up to female problems
>met their parents and everything
>gonna put a ring on it
>after you propose she tells you 5years ago she was a man, and has transitioned to female
>would you still go through with it?

I answered yes, because if I was interested enough in someone after 2 years I wanted to marry her, i wouldn't care about the past. Two years is a long time.

yes, at least your animu crush tulpa is a real girl, amirite?

You gay dudes are so bitter. Why can't you get over your own faggotry? If you really wanted advice you should have ignored the trolls instead of autisticly screeching about feminine penises. Give each other aids already.

Your dad was right
Kys

this is Yea Forums where good advice is ignored in favor of trolling and jokes.

>it doesn't matter that you are doing something disgustingly degenerate, its fine as long as it makes you happy

Christ, I feel like I'm reading reddit or something. What's up with all the fucking tolerance instead of laughing at a literal faggot OP?

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oh and you straight kids aren't? are you in the same thread as me?

Nope, she's got tits and a vagina and she's coming for a plate of whatever this chicken thing is.

But why are you so upset? You are what you are. You've found love, that's great but it's just not straight. But so what? You seem hung up on finding a technicality that makes it not gay. Sorry bro, but why does it matter?

yes she is and will beat your sorry ass bf to the ground

Just know in twenty years your boyfriend is going to look like his father if his father had been doing meth since birth

doubt it

I'm not straight. I just hate delusional faggots. Best of luck though

Well. My best advice for you, do not come here for help with this. These people are not helpful in something like this.
Good luck to your and your partner

Maybe if you want people to believe that, you fat balding bearded linux nerd, you need to imagine it harder. I mean, a my little pony tulpa is not a real girlfriend.

So being a self-hating fag makes it better? Awesome.

There's a difference between self hatred and self acceptance

talking shit about your own scene?
awesome

just go fuckin die you SUPER FAGGOT

Im a very scientific guy your gender is what your chromosomes lined up to make you, going against that is truly impossible the reason all these genders exist is because of human thought and emotion. The fact that trans people can never have kids proves that going against what you were assigned at birth doesn't work im sorry but its the truth you dont see a cat or a dog being trans do you?

>you'd be very wrong about that. my girlfriend and I love eachother very much, its the most intense love either of us have ever experienced.
Its the only love you've ever experienced, and your irrationality towards your "girlfriend with a dick" is tiring. Just remember that 40% of things like your girlfriend kill themselves. Then maybe in your grief you will kill yourself too and your dad will be happy again and so will everyone else here.

Tell me more about this food

yet these genders ARE scientific.

sux 2 b u

maybe i'll kill you instead, how do you like dem apples, faggot?

your parents will be so happy

he's feeding his MLP tulpa some macaroni and cheese, they're very happy because she real vagina.

In what universe does non-delusional equal self hating? I'm not the one who is currently at high risk for suicide.

this has to be a larp, if it isn't, what did you expect coming here?

keep telling yourself that, jack
you're doing marvelous

Nice comeback bro. That'll show the 4 chan. You're faggotry killed homophobia. Hooray

you underestimate my power!

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You know what thanks asshole. I really needed this thread today. My life really is getting better. You and your boyfriend can kill yourselves now. I've had my keks

Spoken like a fag with a chafed and bleeding asshole.

Faggot

wait some days. Then try do talk about it again with him.
If he isnt changing, dont talk no word with him untilhe comes to hismind.

im trans too, i had to sort out some people of my life too.

If they wont accept both of you, as you are. They dont deserve to have youin their live.

So if you live with your parents, just dont talk to your dad anymore when your mum is ok. If she isneither, whats about the parents of your girl?

keep going! dont be a chameleon!

Alright you two. Listen please, to the words of a schizo who has struggled with so much in life. Who you are will never matter, but it is important to find peace in this universe. You are so lucky to have some of this peace, love. Every human on this planet spends so much time being angry, but what do we accomplish with this festering? Little if you let hate make decisions for your mind's programs. I'm sorry your dad is mad and your love is untraditional, but the reality of the situation is you must make your own way in this world. Our parents arent supposed to be there for us forever, biology is literally laid out so that we want to escape them. Go find your peace in this world, peace always costs work and time. Love your partner, work together to make each other happy, don't be afraid to change. I wish you luck, I love my species, the universe hasn't extinguished us yet tho. Never forget how cold and meaningless our universe is, it is why we humans need each other.

>Dick(male) + vagina (female) = child

I rest my case

i know im fabulous hon

Tell them to fuck off lol

The responses on that are funny af.

Great now you bitches got nothing anymore

I'm off to fuck my boyfriend now, toodeloo, breeders

Very good, now tell that to God when you take the express shuttle back to him, you crazy gay angel

i know right? its funny because they're wrong

its scientifically proven each and every one of those genders took years of science and they do in fact exist

see you in hell, breeders

Good bye homos

You’re an even bigger fag, at least traps aren’t gay, you just kissed a dude faggot

Actually you are refering to biological sex.
Gender is a human concept of identity, which is not as inflexible as a biological definition basis

wtf you even talking about? i AM a trap you just contradicted yourself

Nope.... still just 2 genders dumbass

Post feminine benis

That's a made up list of bullshit

under
rated
post

Nothing's more romantic then killing each other. Remember that 4 Chan will always champion your right to suicide

Faggot.
Gay Faggot!

You're a faggot. Kill your fagman and become a bodybuilder or kill yourself.

Yea Forums is fag hell

>turns out friend identifies as girl
IDENTIFYING AS SOMETHING DOES NOT MAGICALLY MAKE IT TRUE.

Sorry to say it but you're gay, user.

Just kill yourself and take that abomination to the grave with you, you'll be doing a favor to yourselves and everyone around you.

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Lmfao. degenerate. Stop teaching these people lies. There are only 2 genders, those who think otherwise are retarded.

Kill it.

>his proof is a fucking wattpad story writen by a 13 year old
Kill yourself fagggot, your life is shit and will always be shit. Just fucking die already.

just be your faggy self and stop caring what other people say