Let's make a greentext and I'll try and combine them into a cohesive story. I'll begin:
>be me
Let's make a greentext and I'll try and combine them into a cohesive story. I'll begin:
>be me
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Busting a hard nutt over my dads Dick
>Ate a box of chicken nuggies
>Wanted to try something new
>killed a cat and put my head in its gut
>the stillalive cat orgasmed and santa claus dragged me to hell
>Forced to suck obamas cock at knifepoint
>but obama isn't in hell so this never fucking happened and i instead ( whistle in hell) i got licked by adolf hitler
>adolf hitler said im a fucking cuck so i went into a clam and summoned a meat pie
>the meat pie said thast my reality isnt real and that a mega cuck is reading the story of my like on a cuck website that was always pathetic and insignificant
>mark zuckeberpickle (a demon) appears and puts a clown nose in my ass and tells me to say rude words and stuff because that is the only way
>i change the word like in the universe into life because and then a slug enters a room of the cuck
>the cuck cant do shit and the slug is making its way to the drugs to slime them away
>the druggy invisible drug slime that is not da slug becomes cum on a figurine fuck FUCK ing thing
>Then i woke up
>a mongoose appears that eats the slug and steals the fucking thing and the fucking end and there was a flood that killed every mkiserable fuck and the end and i was the pickle the whole time and i am god
>then i put a cucumber in my butt and said i have a based imagination and that "Then i woke up" is shit and i punch my cat (but this never happened hahaha), then i have loving sex with my cat and give it a triangle of chicken nuggies
>THE END