Let's make a greentext and I'll try and combine them into a cohesive story. I'll begin:

Let's make a greentext and I'll try and combine them into a cohesive story. I'll begin:

>be me

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Busting a hard nutt over my dads Dick

>Ate a box of chicken nuggies

>Wanted to try something new

>killed a cat and put my head in its gut

>the stillalive cat orgasmed and santa claus dragged me to hell

>Forced to suck obamas cock at knifepoint

>but obama isn't in hell so this never fucking happened and i instead ( whistle in hell) i got licked by adolf hitler

>adolf hitler said im a fucking cuck so i went into a clam and summoned a meat pie

>the meat pie said thast my reality isnt real and that a mega cuck is reading the story of my like on a cuck website that was always pathetic and insignificant

>mark zuckeberpickle (a demon) appears and puts a clown nose in my ass and tells me to say rude words and stuff because that is the only way

>i change the word like in the universe into life because and then a slug enters a room of the cuck

>the cuck cant do shit and the slug is making its way to the drugs to slime them away

>the druggy invisible drug slime that is not da slug becomes cum on a figurine fuck FUCK ing thing

>Then i woke up

>a mongoose appears that eats the slug and steals the fucking thing and the fucking end and there was a flood that killed every mkiserable fuck and the end and i was the pickle the whole time and i am god

>then i put a cucumber in my butt and said i have a based imagination and that "Then i woke up" is shit and i punch my cat (but this never happened hahaha), then i have loving sex with my cat and give it a triangle of chicken nuggies

>THE END