My neighbor has two dogs. One is a lab that is very friendly and nice. The other is a retarded pitbull...

My neighbor has two dogs. One is a lab that is very friendly and nice. The other is a retarded pitbull. As soon as I open my back door to go into the yard this dog is at the fence like a fucking magnet and just barks non stop. If I'm mowing my lawn the dog walks the fence line and barks non stop. It's overly aggressive and I have to carry pepper spray in case it gets through the fence. I want to somehow kill that dog. But not the lab. I don't think poison will work because both dogs will eat it. What can I do?

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Stop being a pussy. Either shoot it or shut up.

talk to your neighbor and tell them their dog is an asshole

>not all pit bulls are bad

>dog barks
>must be vicious

Not all niggers are bad, but I still hate them.

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Just claim it but you at a time nobody can dispute and call animal control

I tried to pet it once when the owner was out and it nipped at my hand. The dog is just retarded.

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I had that problem for a while and it comes down to only two solutions (the rest is all bullshit) : Either you kill the dog or you sue the owners. That's as simple as that.

I have a friend whos pitbull is super chill and wouldn't harm a fly

If it’s an aggressive nip then report it.

If it’s a playful nip then don’t pet it because it’s poorly trained.

Just pepper spray the faggot through the fence every time you’re outside. Eventually it’ll stop fucking with you and eat it’s owners kids.

My Karma lived 14 years and never bit anyone.

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This guy gets it

Yeah, op's pit is a retard.

Dogs are shit and pointless

Yeah and all niggers arent criminals. But most of them are, just like those dogs. Why do you think the smokes like those dogs so much.

Yup. Ever notice how when people say they have a pitbull they immediately follow up with "but it's the sweetest dog wouldn't hurt a fly." How come every other breed the owners don't follow up with that statement. You never hear someone with a golden retriever say "but it's the nicest dog wouldn't hurt a fly" why is that?

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you're one to talk.

I have dealt with this exact same situation. My neighbor has a pitbull that never stops barking, and if it gets out of the fence, it aggressively defend their property line in the front yard. Eventually, I just started feeding the dog. I feed it beef jerky, treats, whatever the fuck I happen to have on me. Eventually, the dog got so DOS I’ll and so expectan I have dealt with this exact same situation. My neighbor has a pitbull that never stops barking, and if it gets out of the fence, it aggressively defend their property line in the front yard. Eventually, I just started feeding the dog. I feed it beef jerky, treats, whatever the fuck I happen to have on me. Eventually, the dog got so docile and so expectant of treats that it cowers to me now, because it sees me as the candyman.

Echo echo

>It cowers to me now, because it sees me as the candyman.

Made me lol. Good advice too. Id have suggested feeding just the fagbull some sausage with shards if glass in it.

Until that fly makes a sudden movement that startles it and it gets it's face bitten

>DOS I’ll
not even the most incoherent thing in that post

It's biting the cameraman as he took the photo

If it crosses onto your property shoot it. A barking pit means he wants to bite, with any other dog barking is just an act of intimidation.
My neighbour had a pit since it was a pup, the thing is so sweet and gentle. Doesn't even know how to bark, just sort of whinges and cries. She got another pit from her friend who was moving and that thing was a nightmare. Loud, aggressive and dumb.
Why get a pit that had a chance to be a danger when you can have other big dogs with little to no chnace of harm? What's the point in having a pit?

Stab all dogs and poison their owners

Lol

Barking is a warning. Pits intending to bite don't bark, which is why people misread them. My pit barks to warn my cats away from her food, barks at the door, barks at squirrels... but the one time she got in a fight w/another dog (that started it, btw - Rott/Shepherd) she didn't bark first.

ban niggers not pitbulls
pitbulls have lower murder rates than white people

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Look at any pitbull attack training video. They always bark before attacking.

Dude did you have a fucking stroke? I just woke up and that post fucked my head.

You keep treats on you do you?

But that's different!! My pibble wouldn't hurt a fly

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DON'T REPLY TO THIS POSTER ITS A PITBULL

I work with and trained a lot if dogs, there are some dickhead golden's

Any dog can be a dickhead but you don't hear about any other breed of dog mauling and severely damaging a person

>dogs barking and showing signs of aggression
>he's just playing

To end these retarded discussions once and for all Ill tell you what Ive told you the last time a thread came up.

Theres a reason why Police and Military dogs are usually German Shepards and not pitbulls.

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Make friends with the dog. Buy a box of dog treats and slip him a few everytime you go outside. Once he decides you are a friend and not a threat he will stop flipping out on you everytime he sees you.

>DOS I’ll

German shepherds are much better guard dogs and they wont maul the neighbors kid if they get out of the yard.

Dogs think antifreeze smells awesome and they will think the shit out of it....

This sounds smart. Id do this. Basically train it yourself.
Even better- train it with food bites and teach it to maul its owner.

40 years ago they were good guard dogs, now they are so over breed, they're all defective. Fuck a GS is more likely to kill someone or something than a shitty pitbull. I you want a defense dog that is not only loyal, but restraint, get a pyrenees. Pyrenees fend off bears, they can fend off some niggers.

I couldn't imagine being afraid of a dog. Fucking pussy.

Well you have it a stripper name, of course it's gonna have zero confidence.

Because they instinctively hate niggers and are easier to train than dumb retarded Pitbulls?

Belgian malinois is where it's at.
Worked closely with 3 of them at my last job. Smart, agile, and do not give a fuck what you put in front of them. They will stand and fight or they will solve the problem by any means neccessary. They need a job to shine. Ours were strictly employed for drugs, but I saw them doing bite work on the side. Badass breed. My favorite at the moment.

Imagine having to live an entire lifetime being this retarded.