How do I tell my mum I have a girl coming over on Friday?

How do I tell my mum I have a girl coming over on Friday?

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Lissenup faggot:
..... she won't believe you
(unless you tell her it is a trap)

Don't

"im bring a girl over on friday" its not that hard loser

>Just dump yo girl.
>Live alone for the rest of your life.
>That's what I'm Doing.

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“You’re making tendies for two Friday night.”

"Oh m-udders I stand before thee to openly admit I has a female looking Male companion/sex toy cumming on me Friday"

dont tell her, just bring the girl overr and fuck her in front of mom, invite her to a threesome if you want also

KEK

also record and post video to Yea Forums

> " Hey Mum I have a girl coming over on Friday "

>i finally did it

"ay yo BITCH. I got this qtpie cum slut coming over Friday. Don't disturb us unless you're dtf"

ezpz dood

You have been visited by the Laura of mediocre threads.

This thread is about to die with only 12 replies. OP, hopefully you got what you desired out of it and that it wasn't a total loss.

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It wasn't a loss

Glad to hear that, user!

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/thread

Fuck off you stupid faggot. You’re supposed to be banned.

send her a text

kek this

nah stfu

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kys you and op are both faggots