Be me

>be me
>21, femanon
>lonely virgin about to be homeless
>no friends, no money
gonna prostitute myself, ask me anything

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Why do you come to Yea Forums and pretend to be female? Do you really crave dicks that much faggot?

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you sure are faggot

Tits or gtfo
You gon be a hooker anyway so...

guess

if you are a female, do sex cam you idiot

Post tits and we'll judge how well you'll do in your new career

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i used to be on chaturbate but the payout sucks

Attention is nice user.

?

Stream on twitch instead.

What's your email? I'll be your friend.

Where you gonna operate?

just kill yourself, best option

if this is real, you probably have options you're not exploring and having been homeless myself I seriously can't recommend it so do yourself a favor and don't pull the trigger on that unless/until you absolutely have to, in the event you have to, find some experienced women who will take you under their wing and show you the ropes so you're not just serial abuser/killer fodder, on the street having a couple friends can be life or death especially in the sex trade

Oh no, this random woman needs help.

If I ever meet the dirty police man who roughed you up

No I, I don't know what.

Stop lieing and cheating and you wont be homeless you stupid cunt

sell feet pics, oh my god, old fucks go wild for that shit. ez 1-2k from just a few sets of feet

Must be nice fag skank

wherer are you from?

just become a egirl, you get free friends and money without actually having to do any work

You know what the rules are.

Tits or ass first.

Tits or gtfo.
You're gonna be sucking cock for money so objecting really has no point.
Actually, why not consider becoming. An e that before outright fucking people for money?

Unless your some larping dude craving cock

just tryna figure out how to delete exif data first can y'all chill

I'll pay for your virginity if it's real.

give city then nigger i want first dibs

there you go shitty sub a cups

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not even american fortunately

how much

OP is male
>playing for male virginity
faggot

what's an e?

thats a dude

where

never seen small tits before?

then you ugly lol

since you all want to see my tits here ok?

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i never showed my face anyway

You could charge a shit ton to pop your cherry

eu

lets see your pussy just to prove you 're female.. no other reason

never seen female tits before?

so first you tell me to sell pics of myself and now i should give em to you for free?

city nearby?

i would be quite concerned if a male had such large nipples

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ah fuck it it's germany

ugly body, tiny dick

Youre gonna go far with that cunty attitude. Go do some more coke bitch.

this is my first reply in this thread. No, I just want to see some pussy

what a coincidence

would love to try tbh

why

Nice bait faggot no tits that’s a man chest how about getting a real job in the Eu the state will mostly always help out a bit . If your a woman go ruin your life

I'd like to discuss privately. I have email or Kik, take your pick

How about you get a job, you stupid useless cunt.

where in Germany?

email, kik is cancer

south

how south?
Bundesland?

i don't qualify for any benefits cause my parents are loaded

there's really just two options there cmon

Learn to code

hoffentlich nicht bayern

try having anxiety, fuck job interviews

[email protected]

literally what i'm studying

Why are your parents kicking you out? If they are loaded shouldn't they have paid for your college? How do you fuck up life with rich parents? Are you a junkie or something?

my nipples are as (hers) i think also i have bigger boobs cuz im a bit chubby and out of shape atm.

im a dude btw and i think i could give a better titjob then (her)

how much?

i don't doubt it

Tits or gtfo

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Everyone has anxiety dumbass

no i'm just a failure who hasn't achieved anything in life and is riddled with mental health issues. college is almost free here anyway

Bayern also, ekelhaft, ertränkt dich in der donau

No donau near me i'm afraid

>OP has no tits because "her" parents are loaded
>OP has no timestamp because "her" parents aren't loaded
>OP can't gtfo because "her" parents kicked her out

how much for virginity?

FAKE AND GAY

make an offer

Lissenup summerfags :
time to learn the rules properly ;
tits MUST be accompanied by a timestamp in order for a femtard to be allowed to state her business

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I won't discuss it here. Email me.

Why don't you make an existential crisis stream on twitch about becoming homeless and watch all the money fly in from pathetic beta male orbiters that you can charge to join your lewd snapchat

christ give me a moment

i tried i got instantly banned

show me for what I should pay and then i will decide

I do you fucking slut, strange that your "anxiety" dosent stop you from stripping online or fucking for money, useless piece of human trash.

Banned from what

>abusing orbiter's
This gets you delt with

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POST YOUR VAGINA AND ASS SPREAD EAGLE WITH A PAPER SAYING THE DATE BITCH

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> being this retarded

the mail i just signed up for i'm not gonna use my real one

cause i have really bad anxiety

that wont do, could still be a dude
do cunt with timestamp

Just create a g mail that's what I did

Are those cuts on your chest?

Then you either are a true whore or a lazy piece of shit, or both.

They are bra marks genius.

yeah uh can you just post your pussy with tits in frame or something

bra for what

Padding.

i really don't care that much

How am i suppose to know that when you have no tits for a bra.

youre going to suck dick for money just show your fucking pussy, slut

i always wondered if guys actually know this but like going up and down stairs without a bra actually hurts quite a bit when your tits even when they are tiny like mine shake around

I'm not OP, just making observations.

stop feeding the attention thirsty faggot.
no proof of "female" has been observed so far.

zeig deine fotze oder verpiss dich schlampe

done

post face with a note for this day or didn't happen

Are you gonna do anal

i'm not that retarded

is it so hard to post real proof
these mantits wont do

dont see a reason not to

It hurts

pussy is ok too

And more likely to get an STD

i like pain

Do you at least have an ass?

i'm gonna kill myself before i reach my thirties anyway why would i give a shit

BDSM aswell?

Remember when Lana Rhodes had a break down on pornhub because her instagram was shut down?

that was funny
nice trips

idk anything about it but i'd literally do anything for money

Geh auf fetlife, such dir nen Dom der dich aufnimmt. Wenn du zur Nutte wirst, ist es zu spät.

In all fairness, it's like the main marketing network for pornstars and thots these days, it probably does have a big impact on their income and I doubt they're the kind of people to have a nice amount of savings tucked away, so it means debt and losing houses.

I will pay to fuck you if really are a girl. I can go as high as tree fiddy.

Why dont you post your fucking snatch

You can get money on twitch just hide you face

kein schlechter tipp.

wirf dein leben nicht ganz weg. ein bisschen reicht doch :p

Why didnt you already post feet and ass you fuckin whore?

that's weird tho

If you're 21, female and virgin this can't be good at all, something must be very wrong with you

If you don't like the rules GTFO

Just find a rich husband you seem thin enough

>people with feet fetish

Kill yourself and your retatded subhuman language you fucking kraut monkey

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>people without foot fetish

okay maybe for something a bit more fun
trips decides my hooker name

Ich hab drei Jahre in nem Bordell gearbeitet. Was die dort mit dir machen ist um Längen 'weirder'

it's literally the most boring shit there is

youre probably ugly if youre still a virgin female. youll be a very cheap prostitute.

ich würd auch nicht ins bordell

> subhuman language
Oh die Ironie...

a couple weeks ago i'd literally have had sex with anyone willing to fuck me for free

intestinedestroyer69@gmail

Post soles, you little hobo.

>hey guys
>guys
>guys, my opinion
>u wanna know my opinion? It matters
>why din't you like the same things I like?
>why dont you hate things I hate?
>according to me this thing is boring and I'm going on the internet telling everybody what I think
>yeah, guys, that will sure matter
>making the difference here

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>intestinedestroyer69@gmail
invalid mail

post lower half of face.

i'd even do furry shit tbh

Change your major to neuroscience so you can fix your anxiety

nvm i'm retarded and missed the .com

like i'd get into that

actually not nvm it still couldn't be delivered

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retard...

gmail is .com

wouldn't fuck. the remote chance of producing offspring of that quality is way too dreadful

i'd abort anything after fucking something from Yea Forums anyway

still doesn't work genius

Can you take a picture of yourself from behind?

i wouldn't even know how

I'll admit that soccer is for brainlets

Wenn du anfängst als Nutte zu arbeiten, wird eines Tages ein freundlicher Herr vorbeikommen, mit sehr überzeugenden Argumenten, warum du seine Dienste benötigst. Dann dauert's nicht mehr lange, und du bist im Bordell das zu seiner "Firma" gehört.
Du hast null Ahnung, wie die Welt funktioniert.

make a video

screen shot video

post screen shot

so.. unable to prove you are female and also to retarded to use a mirror?

Youre going to fail as a prostitute

i don't disagree

FUCK OUT KRAUT HOBO

probably

who do you think you're replying to faggot??

If you like pain so much post your face and bask in the pain of regret

clothed maybe

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mail.com is better than gmail

physical pain geez

I'll take that under advisement.

Cut yourself

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even fucking apple mail is better than that trash

I do lol

look at the poor americunt unable to understand the language of his european forefathers.
crymore

post pussy w/ timestamp or gtfo

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i'm not gonna shave for y'all

Why would you have to shave, many guys like hairy.

Thought you'd do anything for money

i don't

POst as is, slut.

holy fuck that is pretty damn nice

And post ass too!

you ain't paying me tho

Influencers are dumb bitches using their pussy pass to sell ads, shallow cunts with temporary success from a fleeting and fragile social platform. Porn stars are even fucking stupider. That being said I’d fuck Lana Rhodes.

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I will.

...

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you won't post because you are a larping dude, now GTFO

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Yeah but they're still people with lives and financial obligations. If you take anyone's livelihood from them they're bound to lose it in some way.

any ideas?

Reply to your email.

eh i might do an upskirt later when i get dressed if y'all so fucking horny for it

Why dont you have a boyfriend

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Germans don’t say y’all? Tf is this shit

got any more of her

I can't talk for shit

That's a good thing.

i spend 99% of my time here and on le reddit what else what you expect

Sounds perfect i hate talkative bitches

yea great try meeting someone when you can't talk. tried dating apps and going to clubs n shit. just doesn't work that way

I'm european, anti-american and nobody in the world will ever like krauts ever. Kys fast

Sure. That's Pygmalion, an old tripfag from /jp/

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i got thousand of matches on badoo and the likes, everyone tellling me i'm oh so beautiful even though i'm ugly. but it doesn't fucking matter cause no one wanted to meet up with me cause i can't hold a conversation for shit

You just have to be more honest.

i'm not lying about anything?

She’s already the #1 pornstar on pornhub, why tf would she need Instagram?

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i honestly find these hilarious can you post more?

gets trips
doesn't pick her name

>faggot

You must be an asshole irl

i wouldn't say so, but like when people talk to me i panic and can't think of anything to say

don't forget to sage!

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sage?

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save?

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CP, ban he. Admins shelp.

Idc I still love you even if you pad your chest
Also prostitution is dumb go work as a waiter if your face is cute, I own 4 restaurants and 2 other places in Sassari, Italy, and we make sure to hire cute waiters, both male and female.

wow and i thought i was new here

Add not talkative to your profile. Also dating apps are used just for fucking.

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Put 'sage' in the 'Options' field and thread won't be bumped
Its not CP.

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i don't wanna do anything with customers cause anxiety

i wouldn't care if it was just a ons

Why won't t sell your virginity and then be prostitute

btw thanks for reminding me, if anyone wants to see my feet just know that they're really gross and i have a badly infected toenail

how????

quads

No thanks, I don't want to see digesting men feet.

*disgusting

I don't know if someone would buy male virginity but at least op could try

but i do uwu

Drop me an email [email protected]

>[email protected]
done

Terrible idea. It's drying up so fucking fast with hundreds of thousands of CS grads per year in the US but only a few thousand jobs opening up per year.
Those articles that talk about "needing coders" are referencing the need for EXPERIENCED programmers. The current glut of entry-level engineers will satisfy that need for experienced developers within half a decade.
That's why we're seeing terrible wage stagnation in CS jobs. It is already becoming more of a technician job than an engineering job. It took me a year after graduating to find a job making more than 50k, and it SUCKS. I have to work 10 hours a day, my back is killing me, and I barely write software. It's mostly administrative work and bug tickets.

now that this thread is that i have a confession to make, anyone wanna hear?

Op is a man

dead*

But who was phone?

Yeah ok let's hear it fag

text me +1 (626) 406-2572

Smart move. Probably the easiest and fastest way for females to make money. Especially if you find some real lonely individuals. I mean some woman made 70k alone just by showing her feet to pervs online. Imagine how much sex can net you if done correctly.

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i agree

i'm actually trans that's why i have tits

are you fucking retarded
trannies get way more attention than alleged females here anyway

Goddamn America really is daddy of the entire planet. Enjoy our culture websites and entertainment.

Why pay for Tranpeople? Their are sluts like you everwhere.

She has tits. She can't be a child.

Where is the gallery?

Am Ameurican, will completely fuck Europe with a dildo shaped nuclear warhead if you don’t fuck off

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Come to Bulgaria and I'll give you a place to live and I'll find you a job

Bait thread

...price list please

Demz da rules bitches

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tits or gtfo hoe

is this even fair? normal? acceptable?
muh patriarchy ffs.

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Just become camwhore/camgigolo in Chaturbate + Manyvids instead and do private shows.

i hope you get raped into oblivion
also tits

>retatded subhuman language

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