Iceberg lettuce is the only good lettuce and possibly only good leaf vegetable too

Iceberg lettuce is the only good lettuce and possibly only good leaf vegetable too
Change my mind
Protip, you cant

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Bumping with lettuce.

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Frizzy green lettuce is way better. Iceberg lacks flavor and nutritional value. Also, you're an faggot, because you're OP.

I stuff lettuce in my vagina. It's a natural tampon and a tasty treat when I get hungry.

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noice

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just look at those crunchy layers

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This confused me, because it's not very rational.

I need photos so I can determine how that actually might work.

It's all about that Boston lettuce and you're all autists if you disagree.

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Iceberg lettuce as a superior lettuce is what the leftist liberal elite want you to think. Fake news. Romaine is obviously the only real choice.

>Bloody marys always on tap
it's just a lettuce instead of a celery.

I don't take photos. Just take my word for it.

Frizzy green lettuce is much better, though Romaine is a step in the right direction.

Now I can picture celery, and I can understand and conceive of how that may function. However, the lettuce is a bit more difficult. Again, I require visual interaction for better understanding.

I can't, I'm unable to.

Sucks to be you, faggot

And wtf is up with rocket lettuce
Doesnt taste like rockets, fuckin fake ass

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Pics or GTFO, douchebag.

Looks like seaweed.

I like bowling with romaine.

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Based

Frizzy green is better. I bet OP doesn't even know what that is... I bet OP is such a big faggit he doesn't even mention it before thread 404s.

Iceberg bros we must rise up against the heathens that prefer Romaine!

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Lmao ive actually never heard of fizzy green

Savoy Cabbage
>better textured leaves
>holds snap throughout cooking process
>good for you
>great taste
>aesthetically pleasing
>is better than lettuce in every single way
u mad smoothleaves?

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Let me explain the superiority of romaine lettuce....

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Fuck cabbage.

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fucking delete this shit right now bitch

how you like this, cabbagefag?

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Man i fucking hate cabbage with a passion, almost as bad as celery
Fuckin green water sticks more like

get on my level faggots

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FUCKING LETTUCENIGGERS

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oh he mad

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>FUCK YOU
>ICEBERG NORMIE
>SPINACH IS MORE CULTERED

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Because Ameritards are the only one calling it rocket instead of rucola
>burgers dont know shit about good food

Cultured with E Coli.

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F

Nah; I prefer green leafy vegetables, not white!

out of the way homos(apiens) for you are about to witness the true CHAD of the green leafed vegetables. How can other leafed vegetables even compete?
I mean let's be honest, is there even a SINGLE green leafed vegetable that can defeat Kale? I'm not talking about raw kale. I'm not even talking about Steamed kale. Hell, I'm not even talking about steamed kale served with butter and kosher salt. I'm not even talking about Kale ground up inside of a blender on high speed to produce an ultra-nutrious and delicious drink for the athlete on the go.

Fake ass spinach bitch

Liberal cabbage supporters in their native environment

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Racetraitor

and you're from?

Kalechads rise up

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Spinach is more acceptable then fucking CABBAGE

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It's rucula, seu viado

only cultured man in this thread

KALE

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Belgium

Kale?
More like GAYle

Depends on the country. Anyway it sure as hell isn't 'rocket'

holy shit dude you mega rekd him

What ive been led to believe, ausfag here

yooooo

A sandwich composed of

- A bun
- A chicken escalope (pic)
- Iceberg lettuce
- thin sliced onion
- plain mayonnaise

...

You've reached the paradise. NOTHING more is needed. NO fancy spices, NO other sauce.

I will even close this thread to avoid noise

/thread

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A big fuck you to red lettuce too
Rotten ass looking shit

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It's very good.

AYO VEGETABOIS
FRUIT NIGGAS COMIN THROUGH TO BUS A CAP IN YO ASSES

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I'd still rather eat that then some red nigger cabbage.

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I have a sneakin suspicion youre lyin 'bout this "fizzy green"
My 5 second google search produced no results
Makin me angry enough to exhale disappointedly

Red cabbage, didnt think cabbage could get worse but there it is

That's some flavourless shit mate

Fuck your fruit
Fruit? More like... Fruit...

Fizzy green = Mountain Dew

Iceberg lettuce is the only leafy vegetable that manages to be shittier than kale.

Pardon my retardation

How dare you compare beautiful iceberg lettuce to shitty ass sham-grass

#Romainesowhite

why do your waffles suck?

Coz they spend more time making their chocolate

Because you've never been to Liege and tasted a real one. Because everything is fake in burger country

Just a reminder that CABBAGE FUCKIN SUCKS

I can shit out a better waffle then you'll find in liege. Denney's are where the real Belgium waffles are found.

Bruh iceberg is the SHIT!

I kek'd

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Fuck off you jewish shill. I'm on to you Ice/BERG/!