Weed thread

dude, there are people who spend more on wine every night than you make it a year, you are a peasant

weed is awesome, if you smoke it all the time you smoke different types, like alcohol, and constantly look for the best ones

Broccoli and sugar? Nice..

weed and speed niggers

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Got some great moby dick strain, great way to start a day

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So if other people are degenerates who spend a fuck ton of money on an addiction and always want a better version of it then it must be fine for you too huh? If you smoke weed all the time youre an addict. You are basically the same as any alcoholic or crack head. Just because it's not as bad for you doesn't excuse your lack of discipline and self control.

Like I said I don't have a problem with weed. It's reasonable to have a bit after a long day of work to unwind, maybe before bed to help you sleep. Maybe a few times a week in moderation. It's more enjoyable even if you do it less and treat yourself on the weekends or after a day of getting shit done. But if you're one of those people who wakes up and it's the first thing that crosses your mind. Or you always smoke over and over all day just to stay high. If you get baked and go to work and to everywhere you go high. If you think "man this movie, drink, food, game, music would be better if I was stoned." before everything you do. That's pathetic and people like that look like junkies in the eyes of people that make laws and influence policy.

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I'm rly high

Nothing. Depressed as hell and can’t even smoke some weed because of bullshit drug testing when applying for jobs. Kill me.

get some adhd meds, dexamphetamine is great and employers dont care about medication. apply for a job that doesn't drug test and make a good impression in the interview. getting a job is easy.

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Thanks for the tip. I’ll look into it. I’ve worked jobs that don’t require drug testing. I’m trying to get a higher paying job but they all seem to drug test. This sucks.

What's wrong with it?

sometimes it's easier to work your way up, once you've worked someplace for a while you can then stand on that as proof that you are capable and worthy of a such pay.

dexamphetamine is an amazing drug because it allows you to concentrate and get stuff done quickly, but with high attention to detail while also making the day seem more enjoyable and as long as you get a decent sleep you can get the same effect from it long term.

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Man I heard about that shit. They used to smoke a lot of "weed" in the 60's and 70's. Then I heard they started naming their strains man.

weed

>yall cant even fathom
He says when it's legal in 60% of states.

Shut the fuck up.

Are you fucking retarded?

>Oregon is lightyeards ahead in weed technology

Imagine thinking this bullshit

He said science not technology

I only get high on God's love

>God's love
What strain is that?

I forgot all about this picture.

Hash Plant and Green Crack.

the one you can only get from reading the Bible and attending Church, son. You should try it. It's never too late to welcome God into your heart

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Sounds like a bad high

it honestly is. nothing beats doing blow and some hookers

How can you get it up on cocaine?

35% thc on the left? My God I'm in love

how could you not?

Isn't coke dick a thing?

It's most likely fake. Washington had similar claims until companies were caught seeding test samples with kief before sending them to the lab.

Grease monkey home grown here in Alaska.

you're thinking of alcohol dick. but honestly the coke is just for the stamina. the best feeling I've ever had during sex was after smoking weed. was kinda delayed orgasm, like twice as long. my legs legit gave out

Did alaska ever legalize it?

coke dick is even in the dictionary..

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Yeah it has been up here for like 3 years now

Shuuuuuutttt the fuck up you fucking 18 year old retarded faggot.

I want to be a fly on the wall for the conversation about whether to include coke dick into a dictionary or not.

This is the fucking gayest thread I've ever seen. This is really what Yea Forums has come to? Okay

our beloved governess would never legalize anything

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suck my balls

hhaha ur so fkn gay

You're the fuuuuucking gayest person I've ever seen online. I bet you're refreshing this retarded ass thread right now, desperately waiting for someone to sound mildly impressed.

I bet you live the middle of some redneck ass Mid West shithole and you think having weed that isn't brown makes you "da bomb."

^^^

Except Oregon tree is considered boof all over the country

I fuck like a rabbit when I’m on adderall, used to not be able to get it up

Found the moralfag

You are a fucking worthless empty husk. You can't even decide your own actions? RIP

they sell fake urine for $20 at any headshop, you literal fucking retard. go back to /nascar/ you blithering nerd

Weed.

....

Doesn't your hand get tired?

>Weed thread
>Watchu smoking?

WAt age r u?

There's always been stoner threads

If you stay addicted, soon your dick won't be able to work with or without your drugs. :)

No literally tho, are you 12?

>I smoke the fnaf jumpscare.
>I like poop

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My age is on the digital clock
I like digital cock

yea back when it wasnt legal in every state. this is the equivalent of asking people what they ate for lunch today.... and thinking youre cool for asking

This dude only smokes weed because he's not old enough for Walgreen's to sell him a JUUL

Damn, well that sounds logical. 35% is way high even for heavily modified seeds.

Not everyone smokes weed

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smokieng weed

Its very unique!! A whole personality, even!

no duh

Addicted? Don’t project yourself onto me.

bro are you 15 and retarded? stop talking like you know anything you're embarassing yourself and giving the other children the wrong idea

What's the correct reason for smoking weed, then?

No I’ve trained for this

I think it's literally 8 year olds on here now. That's it

ZZZzzzzzzzz

>HUR HUR I DO DRUGS AND FUCK GIRLS U GUYS IM HELA COOL, TRUST ME

>not smoking concentrates

I remember middle school

Holy shit, imagine getting that ball in the back of your head

what's funny to me is that some people will get butthurt about you saying an actual fact and try to defend some con-man's strain they bought, just to feel like a cool dude/ lmao stop it

My local shop does nug run grams for $16, and I've never looked back.

Some high end zero zero hash.
Never had anything like that one before.
You can knead the stuff like chewing gum, that's how soft it is.
The hash is so potent and so fresh it smells like the bud itself.

It's a really enjoyable smoke, except through a bong it's quite harsh.
Haven't been this high in years and I smoke rather much.

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stfu canadian

Not everyone eats lunch

Can confirm. Smoked concentrates throughout highschool and was incredibly high.

Whoah, checked

But now there's more made up strain names than fake genders, and stoners behave like hipsters do when talking about their vapes
Its hilarious

Aren't all names made up though...?

holy shit is this raelly Yea Forums now? yikes yall

Correct.

You can't fuck without adderall lmfao that's not a normal thing bud

It's disgusting

Tou have to keep in mind its the same target customers that spend $100 on a candle or crystal because it has magical healing powers.
They fall for anything
And there's nothing they can do about it, because they can't complain to the FDA, because according to federal law, weed is illegal and has no medical use.
It's a foolproof scam

Know what's the best thing about 8 year olds?

Terps, breh

this is not cool. Fuck

b o d i e d

dawg...

The boypusy?

wow
no

Welcome to California my friend.

didn't have any problem getting it up after doing coke. had problems getting it up after heavy drinking. my personal experience trumps your opinion

what then

I said it makes me horny when it used to do the opposite.

thought you'd know

No "opinion" here my dude, your dick is just simply broken. It will only get worse.

What are you talking about?

Similar to how ADHD meds only work for people with ADHD, right?

You've developed a defect where you can't fuck without this. You will not be able to perform with a girl for the rest of your life.

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Peace out brother stop harshing my mellow! Pease, love, and tranquility my duderino

wat is it
whatis the best thing

lucky mfers

that's why I don't drink, nor do coke anymore. that and my employer regularly tests us

indeed, what is it

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ugh

dude weed

we smokeing weed ITT

gang we\ed

kawaiiiiiiii~:3

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THC Eliquid and some nice cannabutter edibles delivered to my house

UK here

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nigger

smokin a fat purrrpskurp out my bong blaster

noice

Name of girl ples

Holly Hendrix

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I would straight up eat all of it cause it looks good and get dumb high

haha user looking at this picture it seems you are just a fucking nerd sitting in his dirty ass room and tryna flex with his weed