Mfw coworkers are trying to know my political stance

Tell them that Hitler did nothing wrong and the day of the rope is coming soon. Walk away with a smile and whistle a German marching tune.

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People don't respect that I'm a Catholic or a Mexican/Latino

Tell them it's none of their business and to go fuck themselves. Lie constantly if they don't get the joke. Don't talk to cops. applies here just don't talk and don't break. If they don't fuck off claim harrassment and lawyer up.

Do not wish to discuss.

Don't even joke about being Jewish or say you're a gay Muslim. Or tom cruises made up religions cults. Just get offended and tell them to fuck off.

This creepy dog shit right here.

Tell them to grow up like the logposter.

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actual answer

>"I'm not really well versed in politics, I just think we should do what's best for the world and our children."

that makes you look dumb af faggot

tell hr your coworkers are harassing you

yeah but it's better than explaining why i want to abolish all forms of taxation and want to drive a lifted hummer h1 to work every day

just easen your views for normie.
Say you want less taxatuon, so people have more money and can focus on their own wellbeing or whatever. Take a libertarian stance.
Depending on the coworker you can then unleash your full power level.

Also you're fucking gay, thinking ancap would actually work

To add to the banter
"What the fuck is your problem with me? I think you're sick."

"I'm whatever you want me to be where you place me in your mind."

There's infinitely plenty you could say until you give yourself away and no answer is right but silence. There is Spanish wisdom and proverbs that do not work just don't talk. They don't like anything neutral the real answer could be to get the agenda perfectly and say you're pansexual like that chick and cackle laugh at your joke.

There is no point to saying i don't like or follow politics. In fact it's them having and making a problem of your beliefs when you don't take your own beliefs seriously and with more maturity.

There is no answer or topping it. Just don't answer and don't talk.

I remember hippie and atheist being right answers before Jordan Peterson became a meme.

There is nothing more cucked or neutral and they hate those people. It's a stupid question. Hey how can i hate you?

Fuck you. And silence. Just don't talk.

ancap wouldn't work - you need a small government that's sole purpose is ensuring no single corporate entity has market dominance, ensuring smaller businesses aren't immediately destroyed by competition

basically, you need a very small bit of regulation to ensure that the market stays unregulated

"Well what do you think is best and why do you bring up the world and children?"

You just gave yourself away. You're a pedophile who likes to kill foreigners. Racist xenophobe.

enlighten them on the fact that ideas/ideals are leveraged by power vacuums created and propped up by egotistical, megalomaniacs to promote policy, or philosophical structures, that perpetuate a false structure of necessity. that the capitalistic system is manifested in the same manner. money is created to valuate commodities/resources, commodities/resources, based on value, are used to valuate a work force to create an economy. social structure is manifested in a less generalized manner, or more, in an effort to subjugate the workers to produce more commodities created by resources.

go full 1488 on them.

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>I dont get involved in politics

Tell them to fuck off and get back to work.

Just scream bloody merger the following:
I. DO. NOT. GIVE. A. FLYING. PIG. FUCK. ABOUT. WANTING. TO. DATE. AND. OR. HAVE. RELATIONS. WITH. CHILDREN. AND. IF. YOU. COME. ANYWHERE. NEAR. MY. KIDS. I’LL. CALL. THE. COPS!!!!!!

Should do the trick.

"That's harrassment. You hateful bitch. "

Libertarians are the most gullible retards on the planet

Repeatedly bring up euthenasia and medically assisted suicide.

We don't speak border nigger here.

It's good that you're thinking for yourself at least. You can want egalitarianism and to better humanity without getting wrapped up in a political circle jerk. If you have to pick a side for a job interview, just fake it to get the job. On the other hand, I hope they aren't wanting you to pick a side as means of political manipulation.

So are conservatives. They just deny it with a superiority complex.

Libertarians aren't liberals, you stupid cunt. Conservatives are more on the libertarian side so yes they are retarded

This

>egalitarianism
It's a good idea until you have to deal with the consequences.

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you should just show them the political stance of your foot while you curb stomp them all

>Underdeveloped countries with poor access to education havr a lower iq average

I wonder why

Say that hillary belongs in jail

que tu hablo?

Just say you're pro Trump

Is this the resistance?

>implying it's only under developed nations
you know the western IQ is also dropping right?

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"Look, i honestly don't care about them
Like I took a class once and that was too confusing for me
Like literally Everytime i hear politics my brain hurts so idk
I say just live and let live"

Try your best white girl intonation when saying this shit
Really try to sound stupid cause I'm genuinely stupid

pri.org/stories/2013-05-25/western-iqs-drop-14-points-last-century-study-says

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Bro stop being suck a massive pussy faggot and just own up to your political opinions. In case you forgot, unless you live in the third world, you are legally allowed to have whatever fucking opinion you want.

This day and age you can get fired or arrested in a hood amount of western countries for the wrong opinion.

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>hood
good*

Tell them you're le based centrist.

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Couldn't be the influx of migrants or anything...

exactly, the WRONG opinion

take your nazi ass and follow your leader by shooting yourself

Find the broken heart
Find the mother
Find the letter I

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If you found all
Close ur left hand(don't open)

Wish 3 wishes
1)************
2)************
3)************

Don't open ur hand
Now send to 20 people
Now look at ur hand

That would be bad goy thinking right their

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Tell them your are interested in a dictatorship. They’ll stop talking about politics with you soon enough.

>the wrong opinion
Do you even know what an opinion is?

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go back asleep goyim...

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>Vermin Supreme
Can't wait for my personal identification pony

Never said they were you presumptuous moron.

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"I'm not saying which side I support, and I can respect everyone's political stance, but it is my decision that I do not discuss politics any further."
Just carry that around on a card or something. Alter a few words and it's also a good response to people who want to discuss religion.

Taking an apolitical stance is equivilant to saying you are fine with the status quo, or an idiot and boring.

If I'm such a boring idiot then why the fuck won't they leave me alone and stop asking about it? Do they want to politically debate a retard that badly? What do they gain from knowing my retarded political stance other than a feeling of superiority or false camaraderie?