whats the best way to keep my cum fresh, like in a container thanks
Whats the best way to keep my cum fresh, like in a container thanks
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lol...
i swear if I lived alone
Store it in your testicles
it's just a quick question really
what would you do? ;)
just like let me know. Covered over or not. Fridge, freeze and then thaw or room temp
in a sterilized container, put it in a freezer after that
how to thaw it without cooking it?
Bruuh, wut??
lmao why do you wanna keep your nut fresh?
where will op keep his pee then
I'll give you three guesses, you won't need them all I'm sure
There isn’t really a good way. Becomes quite the grounds for bacteria growing + the sperm dies pretty fast being exposed to air. afaik.
Find yourself one hot babe. Pump her full of your cum and freeze her in liquid hydrogen. Thaw and repeat.
JESUS FUXKIN CHRISTBSIIR
PLS DUNT TELL ME UR SELLING YOUR "GAMER NUT" FOR 50 A POP LMAOO
No. Two more guesses if you'd like.
Bacteria wise it should remain safe for consumption for one or two days atleast right?
Not gonna lie. Im very intrigued.
>What does a man do with jar full of jizz?
Fuck man, do you save it for later? I once saw a custom joi vid where the ewhore instructs you to eat your own cum at the end of the vid. I fuckin keked
Nigga...
He said IN THAT POST
>"it should remain safe for consumption"
post more malu
May I ask -WHY- you want to keep your cum in a cumtainer?
My proven technique:
>be me
>haven’t sexed in a few days, cum feeling stale
>ejaculate in cup
>drink it
>over the next few days, based liver will process old cum and remove toxins
>cum will them transfer back into testis, fresh and ready for use
If you tell people about this, just give me credit. Thanks.
Well refrigerate it for one. Make sure your dick is completely clean and the container is sterile. Use gloves as much as possible. Try to keep bacteria away.
Freeze it if you want it longer than a week or so.
malu needs fucking bred
i don't mean "cum in her in leave her dripping with cum" i literally mean she needs to be impregnated. like, she needs to be all up on her insta posting pics of her ass as her belly gets all round and fat from her carrying a baby in her.
Yes, ofcourse this is what it's for. I'm a little cumslut and want to swallow it, play with it, cover my face etc.
Pretty much just give myself a bukkake / gokkun thing.
Good eyes.
Ofcourse!
don't act like you wouldn't want to see this little latin thot prancing around in her booty shorts and sports bra with a big tummy full of your halfbreed spawn. i for one want nothing more.
Traditionally inside a girl's ass, vagina or mouth. In no particular order.
>full of your half-breed spawn
Well that's another story. If it's my bun in the oven, yeah. I kinda dig that. I thought you just meant preggo in general, which does nothing for me
Well it seems I am not very traditional then, shame ;)
idk how anyone could not wanna see malu big and swollen with their baby
>that very slight cameltoe
jesus
Okay, enough. How much do I need to spend to put babies inside of her?
i want to fucking put twins in her
5-10 in jail prolly
Like you choose that
reprted
Yeah he said he wants to retard
but why
do u have discord brave user
....worth it
In case anyone is interested, just dropped load number 1. Going to go for 5 today before I treat myself.
What for?
chat n shiit
You have to put it on cryo. Only cryo-sperm can actually make babies once unfrozen, for some reason.
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Find the mother
Find the letter I
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If you found all
Close ur left hand(don't open)
Wish 3 wishes
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2)************
3)************
Don't open ur hand
Now send to 20 people
Now look at ur hand
That's ok I don't think I can get pregnant either way
Gimme yours then ;)
jerry-lewis-theman#2140
god, imagine Malu fucking huge wuth your twins in her
Y u do dat?
It taste good. Feels good.
I made it like some anons told, work clean and then freeze it. I kept it frozen till my time has come. When i knew i had to cook or bake for more People inliked to mix it in. I know heat destroys the spern, but the thoughts about all the people eating my cum....that made me hard. One time mixed it in the frosting for some cupcakes....not cooked so better chance for the sperm, see my sister or her best friend lick it off the cake, made me diamonds. Sorry fir bad english, greetings from Germany
yum
That sounds so hot, do you think you will do it again in future?
This you? Maybe I can get some cum straight for the source? ;)
yeah its me. maybe no cum but i can dick it for you
Oh I didnt want any cum tribute, I was just saying that I'd love to suck your black cock lol
sorry, replied and took a nap.
i’m not sure about how much bacteria and how long before it would really become harmful. it just quickly becomes a breeding ground for it. if you get sick then you’ve learnt a valuable lesson.
maybe refrigerate it then microwave it a bit before use. get that hot, gooey feeling.
i want to blow someone thinking about this now ):
Number 2 down. More than I expected already
yes please
No worries, only going to build up for ~12 hours kept in fridge, should be ok!
and let me blow you instead.
Mmm you're making me drool, you have Kik/discord daddy?
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this is degenerate