>Welcome to defense against the nig arts. I am your professor, Severus Snape, and today we will be learning how to defend ones self from a nigger attack.
Welcome to defense against the nig arts. I am your professor, Severus Snape...
Camden Richardson
Nicholas Martin
>The first spell you will learn today is how to avoid a nigger from walking too close to you on the street. As you all are well aware, the mere PRESENCE of one of the dark race puts you in harm's way.
>So, to ensure you escape a nigger's territorial baboon rage you simply do as I say.
>Step one, take out your wand.
>Step two, you then aim your wand at the nigger.
>And step three, shout, "Niggify".
>Do so correctly, and the nigger should find itself on it's ass, giving you ample time to escape before you are robbed or raped.
Aaron Brown
you are a failure.
Levi Cruz
>The next spell you lot shall be learning today will help you in the event of a mobile nigger. A, nigger on wheels if you would.
>If you find yourself in the muggle world and use one of their, auto-mobiles as they call them...you stand a fair chance of encountering a groggle of niggers on the road.
>The niggers as we established are very territorial, and will steal any auto mobile they deem passable.
>So, to prevent a nigger on wheels in a stolen auto mobile from hunting you down and raping, killing, and robbing you...simply do as I instruct.
>With your wand at the ready, aim it at the stolen auto mobile and shout, "Kentuckus, Friedicus!"
>If performed correctly, the auto mobile should now be a giant piece of fried chicken, a favorite cuisine of the nigger race. The nigger, or the groggle of them if you're unlucky enough, should be so distracted by the fried chicken surrounding them that they'll ignore you completely in favor of their meal.
>And so, as they feast, you will be able to escape completely unharmed.
Kevin Ortiz
>The last spell you shall learn today is only to be used if there is no other option.
>If a nigger is intent on taking your life, robbing you or god forbid....trying to push it's soundcloud onto you perish the thought.
>You must be sure you do not miss children...hitting one of the innocent races could bold terrible things for you. So under no circumstances are you to use this spell lightly.
>With your wand aimed true for he who cries for repatriations, you shout with all your heart and courage...
>Praternos Testimoss!
>Doing so will summon a positive paternity test in the hands of the nigger. The sheer SHOCK of finding out he has fathered some troublesome bastard niglet will send the fat white woman hunter into a cardiac arrest before the fear itself kills him completely.
>Any questions?
Caleb Diaz
your dark defense is no match for my black magic
Eli Rivera
Oof. How are you going to defend yourself against that tiny self esteem though?
Austin Peterson
these spells sound great for future trips to the movie theater, thanks user
Joshua Green
professor!
Grayson Jones
>Do NOT tempt me today to use the spells under my command one who carbonizes grape liquid!
Kayden Nguyen
Thanks user, without this info I would surely perish
Kevin Wilson
>Better than being a nigger
Blake Williams
mwahaha we will see about that.
Adam Flores
>NO! NOOO!
>STAY BACK OH CHANGER OF RACE AND SEXUALITIES!
Landon Allen
>It seems children, i have one more spell to touch you today.
>To prevent J.K. Rowling the post changer from transforming you into some horrid abomination...
>This, is a self performance spell meant for the caster and is most difficult to pull off.
>Simply shut your eyes, children...yes go on do it.
>And shout with all the courage you can muster in the face of the changer...
>SHUTUPPUS CUCKOLDOS!
>Doing so shall protect you from turning into one of the vile sprite cranberry drinkers
Josiah Gomez
nicly done user
Dylan Torres
Thank you Snape!
Alexander Lopez
Say that 50% of the crime are made by 13% of the population ,they will instantly feel intense sorrow, regret and collapse on the floor asking for forgiveness
Xavier Miller
>Oh, you refer to one of my favorites to use against them.
>The spell you speak of is named...
>Statistum Criminous!
Daniel Perez
top kek
Caleb Thomas
What about the curry sort? Do these spells also work on the poos?