Sup bros?

sup bros?
I’m from Germany and on a road trip up to Canada. Currently I’m in California and searching for yayo. How do you get some as a tourist without being ripped off? I’m also searching for some good brothels or escorts. Would be nice if anyone of you guys could help me making my vacation a little bit better

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You went to the wrong state. You’d have better luck in Vegas.

go figure some cuck from germany goes to the biggest liberal state in america

but i agree with this guy

vegas is where you need to be for drugs and hookers

>brothels
>cocaine
Go to Nevada.

I’ve been there but I want the party go on in cali

I cuck’d your mother once ...

>party go on

so you want gays and aids then? because thats your gonna find in that shithole,its the worst state in america

i just got done fucking your mother,be sure to kiss her on the cheek for me.the same cheek i cummed on

coke is generally easy to find. Go to club locations, and look for people that are going into the bathroom often. Do not speak about it openly, only imply things. Speaking openly about it too much will shy people away.

Brothels/escorts are illegal in most of the US and the puritan culture we have here makes it an underground thing that is often seedy. Most of the workers you will find will be strippers who are themselves coked out, or other addicts. You'd be better off posting a tinder or something like that during your travels for meetups. Although if you are in the Bay Area (SF specifically) it's not super difficult to find sex parties and the like (though these are usually closed door, it doesn't mean you couldn't talk your way in.)

> Peep dive bars for drugs (dingy hole in the wall, scary, definitely people here have weapons including guns). You do run the risk of being mugged.

> Protip: If you're near a town with a university, follow the affluent and annoying white kids around. The drugs will be near, and there is less overhead from dealers because no one pays too much attention to college kids.

really? I like the weed here tho.
what about Oregon or Washington? Better chances there?

Come up to Oregon. I'm just North of the cali border. Great weed and you can probably tinder up some college girls here.

>i speak some german as well

Where u at bro? Next week I’m in Oregon, seaside

i dont know,i stay away from the west coast in general.to many fags and left wing retards out there

Klamath falls.

Fuck off back to Germany. Why the fuck would you visit another country just to fuck whores and snort coke? You can do that literally anywhere. Pull your head out of your asshole you kraut sucking fuckwit. I hope some nignog murders you, and then your faggot ass German parents can cry about how America killed their precious little autistic baby.

Got any win from there? I lived there for a second many years ago.

Go to Hollywood, may find drugs in the clubs but the escorts are harder to come by. You could try your luck at the clubs too while coked outta your mind.

Fucking nerd just go on an adventure by yourself instead of annoy people in the internet. Bet you aren’t even able to speak a second language

are you traveling up highway 1? if so, whereabouts are you now?

Yeah I’m in Santa Barbara area

You can get anything you want here. Just gotta know where to look.

On a side note, if you're hungry, gonto Rodeos Pizzeria. Some of the best pizza Ive had outside of Italy.

Thanks bro always looking for some good food, too

I kind of meant like.... nudes or stories. I remember there was a small market on the north-east side of town close to the college that had a great deli. Heard they closed down after going under new ownership.

gotcha. i dont know that area, im north by several hours from there. if you were around here i could probably find someone to put you in touch with in like 10 minutes.

Portland street market is still there and still a fucking awesome deli. Im assuming thats what you're talking about. As far as wins go, my wife doesn't generally like me showing my dick to other chicks and vice versa.

They have a pretty selection of german beers too. If you're lucky, theyll have the good dark beer in stock.

Pic related.

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Yeah! That was it, I remember now that I read the name. Fair enough on that last part, I hadn't met so many open like... swingers and perverts anywhere else I lived. Which was weird given like...the contrast with the country aspect of the out areas. Also, Chiloquin is fucking depressing as all fuck.

Do you by chance, or did you several years ago own a red street bike and also post on here? That'd be spooky.

>coke
You're probably going to have to make friends with people at house/techno shows to make decent connects. Anything off the street will be shit and or be a sting operation. Generally, a gram of good shit goes for around $80-$100.

>Bothels
That's one state over, and they don't want Germoney cucks unless you plan on balling out and shutting up with your very gay political opinions.

...uh...yeah...I did. A red/maroon 91 ninja

Idgaf about politics just wanna have fun.

What about the darknet? Does it work well and fast here? In Germany i get my stuff in 1-3 days

Huh. Spooky. You lived in/near some easily identifiable buildings, because they were brick along the highway leading out towards the truck stop/NEW? Even more spooky if that's the case. Also, hi. We talked in some thread years ago and talked about meeting up but then never did because internet. Glad you're still around.

Small world. You still in town?
I sold that bike a while ago.

No. My life up there fell apart and I had to leave. I wouldn't mind visiting again since I still have some family friends up there, but I also have complicated relationships up there that are dead. Just not sure what would be up there for me if I went back there to live.

Yeah, after we talked about meeting up I noticed the bike in town and saw it parked on the frontage road across from those same brick buildings I mentioned.

Anything new in town? I had thought about trying to get on with Union Pacific at one point. Didn't realize how much people can make there.

Yup, I used to live there.

People say they hate it here but it's what you make it. There is lots of new construction going on. I hear whispers that it's the new Bend.

Yeah, raroad niggas make shit loads of money and you travel a lot.

I'm from Cali and can confirm this user's statement.

Remember that time we got drunk and you got that sauce bottle stuck up your ass and i buned my dick on the waffle iron.

Good times user good times

Damn, the new Bend? Big statement. Any new industry coming in? Does that Hawaiian BBQ place off a sidestreet of S. 6th still there? That guy was legitimately from the islands and it was awright.

I realize it's just my own feelings, but there are people I have complicated pasts with that still live there. We're amicable but like.... I dunno. It'd be a strange situation.

Fucking A. I came so hard.

Fuck yeah, North Shore is still here. Had that for lunch actually.

Hopefully we'll get some bigger industry, but new stores are coming in left and right. I mean shit, we have fucking doordash now.

Huh. Not bad. Moving up in the world. I do miss the lack of sales tax. I actually liked living there for the most part. I liked going fuck-off hiking out in the foothills and mountains. Had a descent place and an okay standard of living. KF was bigger than my home town, and way bigger than I'm at now. Just having a good choice of places to eat. Fuckin' Starvin' Marvin's - good prices and portions for some pretty good food.

You doin' well out there, I hope?

How do you use the darknet? Tips for a friend

imagine putting Monterey and Los Angeles in the same region

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Yeah man, life is good. Its great to be able to load up my bike and go trail riding.

Overall, not a bad place.

Where did you end up?

Fucking foreigners coming over here to buy drugs. Go back to your own country you fucking junkie.

Very rural CA. The forgotten lands lol. S'alright for what it is I guess...

Nice.

Just get some bitcoins and use a market of your choice it’s easy and there a plenty tutorials on YouTube

Thanks Bro I love you tho.

USA is so strange to me.. like u have to show ur ID every fckn time when I buy cigarettes when in wanna get in the club when I buy alcohol.. lol in Germany I never have to show it.. and when I show it you guys are so surprised when they see its German hahah love u people