A girl I was friends with in high school seems to be insinuating she wants to have sex when the two of us have a little reunion in two weeks. Can y'all help me discern if she's messing with me or for real? She's being incredibly indirect and she's also way way out of my league. Girl's pure Aryan stock, hottest in our class, religious, could pull any Chad she wants (but reliable intel tells me she's prudish and doesn't??), and I'm a literal steppe barbarian. If she's a Brahman, I'm a Vaishya.
I also happen to be autistic as fuck and have a skull so thick it could stop an armor-piercing round.
She, let's call her Becky, posted a snap on her story of her with a kid and I jokingly asked if it was hers. She said it was mine, said she missed me and wants me to visit (haven't seen each other in three years but keep in loose constant electronic contact). As you can tell, the reason a literal barbarian like me and a girl like Becky ended up being friends is because we both have a weird sense of humor. I know we're actually friends and not characters in a Reddit or R9K horror story because I'd hang out with her outside of school, and go to Zumba classes with her and her sister on Fridays, and her parents know me.
Background for the following: I once fucked a girl, let's say her name is Stacey, in high school and got a ton of notoriety and school clout for it, since I lost my virginity pretty early. When I asked what we should do when we hang out, she said "let me be your Stacey" with heart emojis. I asked Becky she was joking and she said "you wish." I sort of low-key asked if she's joking a couple of times and she keeps dodging the question.
Tonight she was sending me snaps calling me daddy with her tongue out etc., and I can't tell if she's joking because her sister was in the shot too, and our friend group's sense of humor in high school was Yea Forums-tier sexual post-post-modernist post-ironic irony.
She's looking for a lonely desperate incel who's willing to pay for some nigger bastard. You're perfect.
Connor Smith
But I have good intel from friends that she might actually be a virgin?
Ryan Flores
Just fuck her already, you see the other fags in here jealous right?
Ayden Collins
Just ask her. Don't be a nigger.
Daniel Turner
Then why are you asking for help
Lucas Hall
I'm autistic as fuck and can't tell if she's joking I mostly made these posts to make lonely people sad.
Nathaniel Thomas
it's complicated user. Chicks feel more at ease flirting online or in chats but tend to chicken out when things are about to get real. Go with your gut and read the moment but most importantly, KEEP A RECORDER GOING FOR YOUR SAFETY. We don't need any rape allegations coming out 10 years later.
Joseph White
shoot your shot bro shes obv interested
Oliver Reyes
drink some booze and fuck her right in the pussy
Nolan Miller
Because we're all so terribly alone and dissapointed we don't get to put up with a cunt like you! Not that any of this is true, stop trying to pass for a girl you lonely cunt
Jace Adams
I'm not a girl you retard, I'm a man and I'm not sure if she really wants my cock in her pussy or not.
Angel Brooks
>High school clout The only people I know who talk about clout are still in high school That includes my 15 year old brother who actually explained to me nigger talk, because I didn't know what the fuck "two one hundred" meant So you're underage. GTFO
Jaxon Morris
This high school clout came and went two and a half years ago, that's not relevant anymore.
What's happening is I'm having trouble making sure if an old friend actually wants my dick or not.
Joshua Taylor
It's basically your choice at this point. Do you wanna dick her?
Actually, I'm gonna read more into this >Brahman, Vaishya No fucking clue. Must be new kid speak >Posted a snap Only people under the age of 23 use Snapchat >As you can tell Nigga I can't tell shit, I don't know you >Rebbit Fuck off >Zumba More kid shit. Probably dancing thing I already mentioned clout >Low-key Millennial words >Post this and that Yeah, you're still a kid. Grow some pubes, get a job, ask the girl if she's serious or not. Don't fucking play games, and under 18 isn't allowed here
Xavier Jackson
Weirdly enough, I always thought of her as a platonic friend/little sister. Non sexually.
Read this here Literally go and call her, and say "I like you. I want to get serious with you. Would you like to go an a date with me on Friday?" Recommendation though: ignore all the pussy getting bullshit. If she's a prude, marry the bitch. Don't date for fun Take this from a 26 year old who has a wife, a career, and already owns his own home. And stop speaking like a child. You're a grown ass man if the "clout" was over with two years ago.
Carter Hall
Just take a chance and see where it goes. Be friendly and direct, but don't expect anything.
Even if she's super hot, she's still just a girl. Just don't say awkward ass shit.
Let her know you want to fuck but don't let her feel pressured to. She obviously wants it but is afraid to commit. Make her feel safe.
And most importantly, don't ask a bunch of incel faggots on Yea Forums for advice
