how should i kill myself ?
How should i kill myself ?
why do you think anyone here cares if you do or dont?
Google "most slow and painful death" and then do exactly THAT in order for your demise to serve as a cautionary tale for others.
fast
Self-suck
vodka, cigarettes, meth
With time. Sit somewhere where no one will interfere, and just wait. Easy.
Anklepants!!!
That just gave me a link to /pol/.
Death by bunga-bunga
Hire a bunch of cheep prostitutes and get fucked to death. Or just beat to death when you don't have enough money to pay them. Either way, doesn't matter had sex.
With all due respect, please consider spending the next six to twelve months building up your credit score. Then, start applying for as many credit cards as you can and build up your total credit line. Try to get some balance transfer checks and either travel the world until you're out of money or invest in some alt-coins for a few months and hope your money doubles or triples. If it does, great. If it doesn't, you obviously won't care for much longer. Maybe you'll have so much fun during your spending and traveling spree that you'll decide life is worth living, even if you're in debt for the rest of it from then on.
Drown yourself in lemon juice
With all due respect, please consider spending the next six to twelve months building up your credit score. Then, start applying for as many credit cards as you can and build up your total credit line. Try to get some balance transfer checks and either travel the world until you're out of money or invest in some alt-coins for a few months and hope your money doubles or triples. If it does, great. If it doesn't, you obviously won't care for much longer. Maybe you'll have so much fun during your spending and traveling spree that you'll decide life is worth living, even if you're in debt for the rest of it from then on.
Charcoal death is pretty painless, better than trying to suffocate yourself with a car
For winter time:
Go to sleep in a airtight room with a big can full of burning coal, comfy suicide
Get AIDS and leave it untreated
This will do the trick
just get drunk as the normal people
Just stop breathing for a while.
In a hail of gunfire, explosions, and glory