Squirrels are geeeeey.
Squirrels are geeeeey
Hey Luc.
Hello
I don't feel so well.
No your fat.
Sleep and eat soup.
or ramen
Slurp that ramen.
Any bottoms being tops?
hiya snarf!~
The world needs more traps.
inb4 more confused boners in the world wondering if they should have one or not if they think its a dude or not lol
Any bottoms being tops?
You be the top.
Imagine taking time out of your day to intentionally visit a thread you dislike just to find a picture in your computer to share to let everyone know you don't like being in the thread.
Can't you just beat your dick or go for a walk or something? Do you genuinely have so much free time on your hands that you're resorting to this sad kind of thing?
like bottoms being on top
or you looking for small dom big sub type of thing?
No they're not mentally ill degenerates. That wouldn't work in nature.
Male giraffes mate with other males 75% of the time.
>wouldn't work in nature
idk man giraffes is still a thing
its yo boi Cheegro. hewwo!
hiya wem!~
hey dude! its been forever since i seen you! whats up bb?
been doing so much work and research ><
Aghhh!~
what about you hows it going?
what is all this work and research for?
it's going okay :3
my back hurts though it needs rubs :c
its for personal reasons and for work
just coding small parts of a big project and basically just to keep my mind fresh and not to forget some code~
also boredom
and i'd be glad to give you back rubs and massages~
that sounds kinda fun :3c
ohh that'd be lovely
this furry shit is gay and you're all gay for loving it but at least i guess you love something so you're one better than me :(
The dream is to have fat ass femboys on speed dial for whenever your cock gets hard
it'd be fun to give you back rubs as well ^-^
I’d suck on the toes to
back rubs and other rubs!
I’d like to rub that butt with my tongue
give me a back rub
what other rubs do u have in mind besides back rubs?
mayb~
I’m in the mood to eat a fat juicy ass tonight
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I'm always in the mood to eat ass; clean of course.
Are you ever in the mood to be kissed while hard cock is filling your ass
This gets me hard
faggotshit...
Beautiful
oh yes please PLEASE!
oh wherever your paws may wonder~~ ;3
hot AF
I just want you to know I won’t stop with my tongue baby that will only make me want more of that tasty ass
If possible. I'd likely just be sucking on tongue in this situation though.
Love to cum on those feet
You wouldn’t be moaning in my mouth
never stop!!
A little bit. Gotta at least try to focus on your mouth after all.
I might have to rub that beautiful ass with the raging cock you gave me
around your body to give you a nice big hug!~
noo your hot af~ ^-^
Sorry, I don't have the greatest feet pics.
You gonna try to close your eyes to brace yourself for my hard cock cutie or are you just gonna let your eyes roll back
The ones you got are still getting this dick hard more plz
fuckin nice. I wish I was hot. You hot
Maybe both. Who knows.
nice
hnggg yessss
Kitty, send me fat bottom fembois.
You gonna tell me how you like it or is daddy gonna have to take control ;3
You like it doggy or do you wanna see me face light up with every inch I feed that hungry ass
yea hugs are amazing~
well im off to sleep night guys~
love this pic its so hot
You just want to stick your face in the penetration action
I prefer to defer to an extent.
true but I also want a piece of that action. Sexy AF
YES MY LORD
why not both?! :D
sleep well dude~
so lick the cum
Would love to. Lick right up there then work the tops butt with my cummy tongue
work my butt with your tongue
Sure I'd love to
Yesterday I finally came into terms with my gay side and am finally fully embracing it after years of inner repression and restraint.
It feels nice to enjoy the more prohibited side of life I've been avoiding all my life.
great pic and good for you user. Glad you're at peace with yourself.
I did that years ago and went from trying with women to trying with men.
Got rejected b y men too, so now I get double the rejection numbers.
big ouch :/
More big booty boys pls
Post your big booty.
Unfortunately no big booties here.
Happens when you dont have looks that humans like.
Foxgear is husbando material.
And thanks user, it sure is a big weight off me that's finally off.
Awh man but at least you are not hiding anything anymore, I hope things get better for you
Request muscular anthros
totally they cute AF. Also true. I felt much better coming out. you spoken to family or friends about it? Not saying you have to, just wondering
Looks aren't everything. I know thats cliche as fuck but its true
Just my family knows about it, I'm not the kind of person to be too vocal about himself honestly. If things go swimmingly then my friends will just see me with a guy sometime soon and find out just then.
Dad took it surprisingly lax which was what had me worried. Haha now my telegram rp buds are happier with this sudden news
I don't get it, I've never had a problem with my own sexuality. I hated gays when I was younger (and still kind of do) but I didn't hate myself. I had a problem with coming out because I didn't want to be seen as no more than who I like to fuck, but even then I never had that "woe is me" mentality.
I liked myself better when I was younger and only liked women.
It is when looks dont get you past the "you're ugly, I dont wanna talk to you" phase.
yeah thats cool user I'm the same I am quite quiet about it but I mentioned it to my close friends and someone at work found out who told people. Everyones cool with it here so thats a plus
You're trying withthe wrong people then
I try with everyone. Does that make trying with anyone a wrong thing to do?
Nah. Also not everyone
I never disliked myself for feeling gay, I just didn't feel comfortable openly admiting I was bisexual out of uncertainty of what my family would think as in most of the cases. I didn't have any kind of "wowie I don't know myself" phase because I already full well knew, I just didn't feel like there ever was a good moment to notify my parents about it until now.
Are you going to be one of those "Assholes" and say im only supposed to try with the "Right" person with no arbitrary definition or description what the "Right" person is?
Ah, fair. I still haven't come out to most people including my family oops.
No lol I was gonna say I've been in threads where you complain about yourself to other people and don't make an effort when they try to talk to you and reach out. Myself included
>inb4 whats the point
Wish I had a roommate that would suck me off while I play vidya games
I dont negotiate with people who have the mindset "It's not enough that I should succeed, others should fail".
which video games? i might be interested
>tfw struck gold with a nasty kinky roommate who became bf before moving back home after his studies
;_;
>I wish you would suck me off while I play vidya
Sauce?
literally nothing there mate. Should've just said whats the point. Jive talkin' azz nigga
I wish I didnt have to wish for someone to suck me off.
Okay, bring someone here worth talking to who's advice doesnt involve me getting cucked.
Probably smite, something that requires concentration. That way I'm always getting distracted... it sounds fun
I wish I had a gay whimsical roomate bf to spoon on the couch with whilst watching old cartoons and go out for walks in the night.
i have none RIP
lol and see here we go. Now you've went on the defensive and now it's "bring ME someone who is worthy" you don't wanna deal wit the issue you just wanna complain
It's not cute bro.
FFFFFF
sorry dad :c
Well I cant win, so my only options here are to break even or lose.
And im not losing.
mmf
tbh i love giving blowjobs and teasing, too bad i’m stuck in an old people town in indiana.
cheap af rent though, so there’s a bright side at least.
how do you feel about anime? :3
You might win but fair enough. No more complaining though
I just wanted to try it. Haven't had the chance yet. Pretty sure I would cum hard, getting teased like that while I'm trying to focus...
I cant win.
Jesus, as long as we get to spoon and just have a wholesome time together I don't mind. We could have an anime binge and rewatch old shows, full metal alchemist and the like.
And if people are making sure I will never have sex then ill complain all I want.
Depends on how into one or the other you are. I find it pretty easy to ignore what’s happening in that scenario when playing league. Possibly because it was someone who had no clue what they were doing though x.x
Ah no complaining!
I’m down for near anything, though (;
If im not allowed to win then ill complain all I want.
would it be alright if it gets sexual if i get bored with the show? otherwise you’d just turn into my pillow while i start falling asleep >~>
So if you were sucking and teasing... it sounds like I'd get my balls drained
This is exactly the type of fucking faggot im talking about
"It's not enough that I should succeed, others should fail"
Thats all you people are.
i’d probably stop before you cum and try to get you to fuck me tbh. and just keep edging until you either finish the match or give in >~
Ah ah nope. Not allowed
Yeah it's quite over the top isnt it?
I wouldn't mind being a pillow, means I get to hug you on my chest and pat your head but sure.
It's just going to be 20 minutes of watching anime before things get frisky isn't it ? Well I'm totally up for it and then aftersex cuddles!
what do you mean by ‘you people’ ? D:
i just want to make everyone happy, makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside x.x
Fuck off idiot, id fuck your ass given the chance and youd lose then.
depends on the anime tbh. something like FMA which i’ve seen recently? Maybe two episodes. something i really enjoy that you haven’t seen? maybe a couple hours c:
The only thing that would make me happy is if I wasnt an old virgin.
i’m quite the easy solution to that
See I'd like that but you won't make any effort.
same tbh
You got a time machine?
Well I'm not really well versed into anime but I wouldn't mind exploring more of it with someone to keep me company, even if we have to stop every couple of minutes to have kinky sex. I have a thing for doing nerdy stuff together and end up tangled up on the sheets
I dont have a time machine.
why would you need that?
What old cartoons?
So im not a 27yo virgin and can go back in time and lose it at 16-18 like a normal person.
as long as you take charge, i do alright with teasing but enjoy it a lot more when told what to do or made to do what is wanted and the way you like it >\\\> don’t be gentle
like that matters. I'm 27 and I've not had a lot of sex
see this kind of bullshit attitude is why so many homosexuals kill themselves
you really don't see how retarded what you just said is, do you?
Youve had it at least once so you won.
bro we've been through this. No complaining
daily reminder to stop engaging Nibi
If I cant win ill complain all I want.
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Nuh I just want you to lay on top of me and snuggle my chest. Don't worry about what happens afterwards, I'll take the reins, I love being teased though so if you want to spark things up don't be shy. In no time you'll be on the receiving end of the fun and the whole anime watching binge will be just a masquerade to have messy sex
if only you were near me x.x
fuck that pics hot. But no just post pics. No complaining
Id fuck someone like that, but they'd say im too old or ugly.
27 isn't old but you probably are pretty ugly
Such a cute boi :3
27 is too old and being too ugly for humans to like you gets you to a 27yo virgin.
All id need is just one point of attractiveness and I could probably win.
If only, escaping to imagination is always an option too.
Don't worry user, I'll try to keep in touch through these threads and we won't be so alone cx
Shhhh no complaining
Why dont I get sex if everyone else does?
I do the exact same thing as everyone else yet I dont get the same result.
I don’t usually talk on these but i’ll try ^~^
^\\\^
Gonna go on grindr again. Lets see who rejects me today!
I just sneezed and farted at the same time 3:
I would join you and help you as best as I can. I like to help >\\
Whenever I sneeze I think about how I only get to shoot boogers while chads get to shoot loads into women's pussys and gay's boipuccis.
Just one point of attractiveness and thats all I would need. I wouldnt be an old virgin then and I could do whatever I wanted and I wouldnt have to prove myself to anyone.
what about when you fard?
I dont fart, I eat healthy.
You are now officially my "What if " posting bud, we'll talk about how life wouls be different had we lived closer and got gay together :^)
yeah you do. Is it smelly?
i also enjoy to help >\\\<
but i’m going to bed x.x
unsure how to recognize you in these threads D: i’m using Fortune for iOS x.x
If you let me fuck you id let you find out.
i have no idea where you are actually !
i’m just assuming you’re forever and a half away x.x
Night night. We have tons of time difference apparently :p
EST here, what’s your timezone? c:
you do big stinky shits and you're too fat
I'd wager we are atypodas so you are most probably right.
Anyhow, hmm aftersex cuddles with ice cream, and then a comfy walk out in the night, sit on a bench and stargaze drinking a coffee :3
I remember reading an article about how women and bottoms love the ass smell of attractive men.
Must be an empowering experience to be able to fart in someones face and for them to like it.
I cant get that though, im too ugly.
Kitty, feed me.
Im not fat at all.
lies
nice body. Also long hair
>Deleting because no one actually give a fuck
It dont help getting laid though, I use that in my grindr profile and soon as people see my face they block me. lmao.
i have some chow fun or something with them wide noodles!
Gib me.
post face then delete
Enough people have seen my face I dont need another opinion.
Just imagine someone too ugly for sex, and there ya go.
Me shoot you if no face >:3
Im a better shot and no.
no you aren't
I want someone to sit on my cock while he plays video games.
Shot two deer 100-150 meters from a blind with irons.
All you ever shot is tissues.
Have done this before, it's fun but really hard to concentrate
lol no you never bro you can't shoot your shot never mind shoot a deer. Rofl. You fard
exactly
If I got laid I could just tell you I dont have to prove anything to you because I get sex.
This is why getting sex is important.
but yeah you're gay
[proceeds to play Metallicas Enter Sandman]
Id still have my "get out of jail free" card from having to prove myself to people. And that's what sex is.
If you're a virgin you have no excuse and have to constantly prove yourself because of being a virgin.
Nibi when are you gonna get bored of larping as a gay virgin Nazi?
baa
Only one of those is factual
One is a longshot
And the last one is absolutely untrue because im bi.
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