I have a massive crush on Janeane Garofalo

I have a massive crush on Janeane Garofalo.

If you know her, met her, worked with her, or performed with her, share your stories here.

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My longtime crush.

please seek mental help for your obsession

I was in line behind her at Starbuck's and she let out a nearly silent but intense fart.

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I'm sure it smelled good.

Would attempt a five minute conversation. More if it went there. Could be ten.

go on...describe the smell

I saw Janeane Garofalo at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When the cashier took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

How about two hours?

Bee Best.

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whats the best thing you've gotten out of these threads? I've been tempted to follow your lead and make some for my waifu, but I already found an ex boyfriend of hers on here that told me a lot and I doubt I'd get that lucky again

We had a quickie in the green room once.

What did he say about her?

Never gets old.

See what kind of cancer you’re helping spread OP?

What show?

Where do I know this chick from? I know her face but can’t for the life of me think think where I’ve seen her before. Her movie/tv history is not ringing any bells. Was she on curb your enthusiasm possibly? Also, wtf user? Her? Really??

about her body, behavior in bed, confirmed some stuff I had figured out on my own about her personality and family

Sure although I'm not sure that I could keep up.

Reality Bites, Wet Hot American Summer, The Truth About Cats And Dogs.

To the guy who worked with her on the Majority Report. Yes, I'm the same guy.

Conan O'Brien

Nice, what was she like?

Holy fuck it just hit me. She’s Seinfeld’s wife in like season 7

Among other things.

OP IS PEDOPHILE INITIALS J G ATE CODE FOR JUNIOR GIRLS

SEARCH HIS HARD DRIVE AND HISTORY

What year?

have you been diagnosed with anything?

Not at all.

Janeane hair/wig stories please?

Horny. Otherwise she would have waited for a woman.
Made me do a mangina then sat me down on the sofa and sat on me and started grinding so much that she knocked my dick loose. Told I had to call it my clit.

There it is. Started to feel weird not seeing this cancer.

How was her hair?

Around the turn of the century, back when she was still cute. Don't remember which year, but I met Tim Roth at the same time.

Stiff with hairspray.

July 27th 2001
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No wig? Or she wasn't wearing it that day or yet.

Ha.

>pedophile detected
Reported

Not even a merkin.

Whoah. Well, she does have a nice bush.

How how is she in that photo?

Anybody work on "Girlfriend's Guide To Divorce"?

Never.