What are a few easy ways to make $2000 relatively quickly? Amazon is going to take me to court soon

What are a few easy ways to make $2000 relatively quickly? Amazon is going to take me to court soon

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sell feet pics too horny old white men

i’m down. where would i even find somewhere to do that

suck some dicks
sling some coke
sell a kidney
sell plasma
sell your children on the dark web
have a garage sale

be my slave for two weeks.

i’ll sell you dick pics for cash
i may actually consider donating plasma, thanks user

Do my job for about 4 hours

Why is Amazon taking you to court?

This.

this user already said sucking dick, read the thread.

i bought a bunch of shit and their stupid fucking system didn’t charge me until after i received my stuff for some reason. i had already spent it by then, so now i’m out $2k

look on twitter or even just spam comments on pornhub videos there’s bound to be some simp who buy from you

The scenario you describe is not possible, and I only say that because I work on the team that deals with the entire purchase order pipeline at Amazon. What did you really do?

>i bought a bunch of shit and their stupid fucking system didn’t charge me
Calling bullshit.

Haha, I wish I sucked dick for a living. Would probably be a lot easier

You probably have a credit card with more than a $2k limit. Charge the amount on the card to get amazon off your back. Sign up for another card with a $2k limit or more and balance transfer offer where you pay like a 3% or 4% fee for the transfer then have a year to pay it off. PAY OFF THE BALANCE BEFORE IT IS DUE. Or at least have it marked on the calendar to transfer it to yet another card in a year. I juggled $20k in debt this way for many years and was able to pay it off eventually without having to pay too much more in fees than the inflation rate especially considering the cards also gave cash back.

Wait a minute..
Could this work? The cash back shit to generate money and then dump the card and move onto the next one?

Their system is designed to charge before they send anything, probably to avoid shit like what you just mentioned.

The cash back will only be like 1% probably. The inflation rate on USD is probably like 3 or 4%. You pay about 4% per transfer. If you pay it off then it's like a free loan. If you fuck up even a single payment then you get ass raped in fees.

Keep a spreadsheet and careful records and set the card to pay the minimum automatically each month in case you forget.

Yeah dude, there are a shit ton of stages the order goes through, including verifying that the payment was made and (hopefully) wasn't fraudulent, before anything can leave the warehouse. This dude is flimflamming like mad

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