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once upon a time I shot a cabbage in the kremlin you can thank me later
Tell me all about that
hey alright me famile
You know we just out here livin' large, drinkin' all the toilet water we want
eat your own ass then you can talk shit
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
Fabloop squizzoog maclangoo
Haha, yes. Another classic Yuji Sakai post. This one's for the archives fellas.
I am clealrly moer intelligent than anyone else on this board and you should respect that
no way toblerum has 139 IQ
I literally and unironically respect your superior intelligence, dawg.
Your fortune: Bad Luck
yes, no way
alright look I meant to say
no way, toblerum has 139 IQ
There's no way he has a 139 IQ. I'd say 110 at best.
Well Toblerum can kiss my bum bum
but some internet IQ test said so
*Mom enters stage left*
Mom - i am a very angry and annoyed at YOU
Son - i am sorry mommy i wont do it AGAIN
Mom - ok i forgive U
*son and mom exit stage right*
[END SCENE]
Nigga I wants chili
Guys I had a high IQ idea
Underwater sea-trains
you have to ask toblerum first
That's the tardbabble I came here for
yeah but how do we kill the chinese supremacists?
I'm living with two cats right now, one of them is a sweet fluffy kitty that's very nice and likes to play with you and get headrubs, the other one is a demonic shitbag that just sits and stares at you from a distance and runs away terrified whenever you get close to it and also frequently pukes on the floor and takes shits on the floor. It's not really cool but they're not my cats so I can't really do anything about it
You should bash that devil cat with a frying pan.
I wonder if cosmic rays are responsible for horoscopes
They are responsible for everything if you think about it.
lol
Your fortune: Godly Luck
At different times of the year, the planet is in defferent points in space. Small changes in the cosmic rays at the various points may affect the developing mind of a fetus, creating different personality types at different times of year.
Everything affects everything tbh
You really are a special snowflake
damn these chicken wings are spicy
Are you threatening me
go to mcdonalds drive thru for dat dere mcdirty mcbulk
order 2x mcdoublesdoubles and a mrchicken
pull up to bag, qt black home hands me my bitch
"you look like you could be"
t-thanks you too
drive home feeling good about one a dem hollister models
get home, open window
stupid food forgot my chicmcken
I can't possibly threaten anything, everything will just happen as it was supposed to
>cant micro or macro uses excuses for sucking ass at a game thats literally fucking war
not my fault your bitchass people suck at strategy, cant win war games online and cant win war in real life.
its over mayo sandwich.
WHO ARE OYU
yagi sbakai??
Who who, who who
let the dogs out
sponge
Dicks in my sink yeah dicks
I did, I let the bloody dogs out.
There are TWO angry brids movies
I guess the dubs confirm
this is a #WIN for trans rights
i'm going to eat a tube of crust and masturbate to the 1989 olympic games while listening to slaugterhouse news and i want to tell efferyboady
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Summer or Winter olympics? This is important.
lole
mang
thats chill
u gonna smoek weed?
>be schizo
>lose interest in all activities
>vegetate in front of computer all day
>cease all physical activity
>stop making bed regularly
>forget that I need to shower
>get fat
>intense coughing fits
>can taste chlorine in my phlegm
>lose desire to eat
>no NEETbux
>forced to get job
>joyless wage automaton who exists only to work so I can maintain homeostasis and sit in front of a computer alone
You just described half of the population fam
is that ripa?
lole
liek u cant tell who qote
balls deep in this winter olypussy my guise!!!
gonna burst a nurst yyyyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! uhnnng... whew...!
mok wed efferydae ; )
Your fortune: Outlook good
What anime is this from
dubs
this one ; )
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Megumin Goes 2 Church
the sequel to Megumin Goes
this is the plot of poppy opossum btw
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this is the plot of poppy o’possum btw
Poppy O’Possum is a story about a mother named Poppy Odeletta Possum who lives on a world called Flora and wants nothing more than to retire to a comfortable homemaking life with her daughter, Lily. Unfortunately, living’s especially rough on Flora when you’re an opossum, and Poppy’s a regular trouble magnet. She’s moved to a little town in the Fenneclands called Eggton to try and start a new, low-profile life. This fails immediately.
Wild monsters, Mafia goons, military regimes, and even ancient magic conspiracies all want a piece of her, for reasons both mundane and unusual. But they’re about to bite off a lot more than they can chew, because a life of progressively harder knocks has turned this mom into one of the toughest, strongest women the world has ever known.
do you think ripa would like this plant
it’s lovely dear
this is the plot of poppy o’possum btw
same
Haha
I'm to high to respd properly
but youre s fshghot
don't expect an invitation for dinner
what
You can come to mine for dinner but I 'm strictly kosher
checking my own dubs
checking your dubs
checking your dubs
glk kkkk
ghhhhhhhhh
nice dinners, may i offer you a toilet water drink?
banana pocky is the patrician choice
Banana flavoured anything is gross my nigga
mmph
banana flavored yoghurt is nice
Why is anything flavoredlike babamas? Just eat a babama
Why is anything flavoredlike other thing?
Just eat other thing
