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I literally and unironically respect your superior intelligence, dawg.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

yes, no way

alright look I meant to say
no way, toblerum has 139 IQ

There's no way he has a 139 IQ. I'd say 110 at best.

Well Toblerum can kiss my bum bum

but some internet IQ test said so

*Mom enters stage left*
Mom - i am a very angry and annoyed at YOU
Son - i am sorry mommy i wont do it AGAIN
Mom - ok i forgive U
*son and mom exit stage right*
[END SCENE]

Nigga I wants chili

Guys I had a high IQ idea

Underwater sea-trains

you have to ask toblerum first

That's the tardbabble I came here for

yeah but how do we kill the chinese supremacists?

I'm living with two cats right now, one of them is a sweet fluffy kitty that's very nice and likes to play with you and get headrubs, the other one is a demonic shitbag that just sits and stares at you from a distance and runs away terrified whenever you get close to it and also frequently pukes on the floor and takes shits on the floor. It's not really cool but they're not my cats so I can't really do anything about it

You should bash that devil cat with a frying pan.

I wonder if cosmic rays are responsible for horoscopes

They are responsible for everything if you think about it.

lol

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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At different times of the year, the planet is in defferent points in space. Small changes in the cosmic rays at the various points may affect the developing mind of a fetus, creating different personality types at different times of year.

Everything affects everything tbh
You really are a special snowflake

damn these chicken wings are spicy

Are you threatening me

go to mcdonalds drive thru for dat dere mcdirty mcbulk
order 2x mcdoublesdoubles and a mrchicken
pull up to bag, qt black home hands me my bitch
"you look like you could be"
t-thanks you too
drive home feeling good about one a dem hollister models
get home, open window
stupid food forgot my chicmcken

I can't possibly threaten anything, everything will just happen as it was supposed to

>cant micro or macro uses excuses for sucking ass at a game thats literally fucking war
not my fault your bitchass people suck at strategy, cant win war games online and cant win war in real life.
its over mayo sandwich.

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WHO ARE OYU

yagi sbakai??

Who who, who who

let the dogs out

sponge

Dicks in my sink yeah dicks

I did, I let the bloody dogs out.

There are TWO angry brids movies

I guess the dubs confirm

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this is a #WIN for trans rights

i'm going to eat a tube of crust and masturbate to the 1989 olympic games while listening to slaugterhouse news and i want to tell efferyboady

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Summer or Winter olympics? This is important.

lole
mang
thats chill
u gonna smoek weed?

>be schizo
>lose interest in all activities
>vegetate in front of computer all day
>cease all physical activity
>stop making bed regularly
>forget that I need to shower
>get fat
>intense coughing fits
>can taste chlorine in my phlegm
>lose desire to eat
>no NEETbux
>forced to get job
>joyless wage automaton who exists only to work so I can maintain homeostasis and sit in front of a computer alone

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You just described half of the population fam

is that ripa?

lole
liek u cant tell who qote

balls deep in this winter olypussy my guise!!!
gonna burst a nurst yyyyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! uhnnng... whew...!
mok wed efferydae ; )

Your fortune: Outlook good

What anime is this from

dubs
this one ; )

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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Megumin Goes 2 Church
the sequel to Megumin Goes

this is the plot of poppy opossum btw

...

this is the plot of poppy o’possum btw

Poppy O’Possum is a story about a mother named Poppy Odeletta Possum who lives on a world called Flora and wants nothing more than to retire to a comfortable homemaking life with her daughter, Lily. Unfortunately, living’s especially rough on Flora when you’re an opossum, and Poppy’s a regular trouble magnet. She’s moved to a little town in the Fenneclands called Eggton to try and start a new, low-profile life. This fails immediately.

Wild monsters, Mafia goons, military regimes, and even ancient magic conspiracies all want a piece of her, for reasons both mundane and unusual. But they’re about to bite off a lot more than they can chew, because a life of progressively harder knocks has turned this mom into one of the toughest, strongest women the world has ever known.

do you think ripa would like this plant

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it’s lovely dear

this is the plot of poppy o’possum btw

same

Haha
I'm to high to respd properly
but youre s fshghot

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don't expect an invitation for dinner

what

You can come to mine for dinner but I 'm strictly kosher

checking my own dubs
checking your dubs
checking your dubs

glk kkkk
ghhhhhhhhh

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nice dinners, may i offer you a toilet water drink?

banana pocky is the patrician choice

Banana flavoured anything is gross my nigga

mmph

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banana flavored yoghurt is nice

Why is anything flavoredlike babamas? Just eat a babama

Why is anything flavoredlike other thing?
Just eat other thing

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