Wtf do I do about my neighbors dogs holy fuck I hate them so much and I fucking hate them

wtf do I do about my neighbors dogs holy fuck I hate them so much and I fucking hate them.

they are this stupid fucking old hillbilly couple that just sits in rocking chairs all day staring out their window and watching tv and EVERY fucking night they let their fucking dog out in a tiny fucking fence and just leave it outside all fucking night long and it barks next to everyones house and shit

they have not missed a fucking beat literally EVERY night they fucking let it out and it barks all night and the early morning and shit I cant take it anymore.

I want to kill it but I dont want to get arrested. I want to report it but I have a lot of anxiety talking on the phone and feel like im snitching and shit but this is just fucking crazy. the dog sits and barks next to 8 peoples houses at like 9 pm until fucking 10 am the next day and then usually barks again all fucking day

I KEEP HEARING THE SAME FUCKING BARK EVERY FUCKING NIGHT WHAT IM TRYING TO GO TO SLEEP AND IT WAKES ME UP EVERY DAY FUCKING DIE

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put garlic powder in a dog treat before you go off to "work" he will die in the next 6 hours without any trace and before he can puke it out

im really paranoid of cameras and shit and id rather not do it a way that gets me arrested and dont like killing animals.

Have you tried talking to the neighbor?
How about calling the cops?

then suck it up butter cup idk what to tell you

Grow a pair of balls and go knock on their door

kinda too late to talk to them now lol. but there is a local animal control person I reported them to forever ago. I need to start doing it again but im gonna have to call and do t non stop

You want to kill it because you're being a pathetic cunt, and you need to man up and either say something to them, or report it. Being a snatch is nowhere near as bad as being a filthy fucking degenerate.

do you think I can report it anonymous?

if its female rape it, if not then just report it dont be a pussy

My neighbor had an awful yappy dog that used to torment the fuck out of me. Then it stopped, and when I asked her about it some time later she basically said the dog barked itself to death LMAO. On a serious note OP get together with some neighbors and report the owners, all of you together at the same time. It works.

Use silicone ear plugs, the ones like a glob of rubber

you are willing to kill the dog but not lodge a complaint

I just feel like if I call they wont do anything and ill have to call a bunch of times and piss them off and itll still probably be a problem. every fucking time it wakes me up or keeps me up all I can think about is killing it

im autistic and dont talk to people. it must be driving some people nuts though holy shit I went out last night and it was barking and its literally right in front of someones house barking at 3 am and then its right next to another house like 3 feet away too. what a bunch of fucking dick heads dude

He said he doesn’t like killing animals.
Pay attention.

I dont like it but I also have to worry about this ass hole killing my cat or something and it keeps me up all fucking night. I figure if 1200000 cows die a year who cares about one dog.

The man wades sadly. Canine’s teeth snapping loudly. Gnawing through his mind.

Construct a sound barrior.

well, you gotta do what you gotta do user, unless you really want to be beaten a fucking dog.

I wanna report it but im sucha pussy and I wanna report it anonymous because if they dont fix it I have to kill this thing

I dont fucking get why people get a dog and just leave it outside 24/7. and plus my entire town is dead silent 24/7 the only noise is this fucking RETARDED dog

I dont get how other neighbors aren't going fucking crazy there's 2 houses like 3-5 feet away and it just sits outside their window and barks all night

Go fucking ninja one night and open the goddamn fence and let them run away. Lead them away with meat if you have to. Hope on a bike and let them chase you miles away.

Then you stomp them on their fucking necks and throw them into the river.

Get some ham from a local deli. Roll it around in rat poison. Throw the poisoned ham into their yard late at night (preferably into a spot that isn't visible from the house).
The dogs will find it before the owners do, and they'll eat it.

cameras

It's not the dogs fault it doesn't know how to act, if you're gonna kill anyone kill the owners.

Yes. Just tell the cops you want to be anonymous. They will then stop by the house, tell the owners that they got some complaints and ask them to keep the dog inside at night. The other neighbors are probably complaining too

Get a can of cheap beef stew and add a shitload of laxitives. Feed it to dog just before they put it inside. Repeat until owners stop letting it out.

its an animal control person not the cops

and im worried if someone goes to the house itll be the one time they let them in or something