YLYL- instant lose edition
YLYL- instant lose edition
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I lost, and farded, and camed, and shidded my pants
kek'd
Based mom.
bet op posted all most all of these cause theyre equally unfunny and this board would genuinely do better without OP.
euh.
Learn to use Yea Forums. There are 6 posts, 10 images and 14 replies and we're sitting on page 3.
still a trash meme thread
These aren't even half bad. Upload some of your pics if your sense of humor is so superior you retard.
There are 6 posts and 14 replies?
Dammit Yea Forums stop violating physics
fuuuuuuuck
Lost
I thought being circumsized meant your a slave aka niger.
No it just enables you to spell and keeps you from getting ass blasted over every post about having extra skin on your dick
Is Guy Fieri a Juggalo?
in his final form, yes
it's meant to ward off predators so that means it's working on you
I’m more than happy to give these wild cunts a wide birth
that's good they probably prefer someone that can spell
What did I spell wrong
berth
>Wide berth
berth, you stupid fucking cunt. Jesus fucking christ, you probably still text ladies with you subbed out as u.
Fucking lost. Pure gold
He gon steal all your o2 if you don't give him reparation
>text ladies
Have you forgotten where you are?
Oops
have u?
that boi has hot feet, source?
1/?
No.
Kill yourself.
John, haha. Where did you find this one?!
-Bill Hitchert
Oh somewhere online haha. It just cracked me up! Thanks for joining us tonight Bill
-John J. Callanan
John: I really, really, really like this image.
-Bill Hitchert
Me too! Save it, it's all yours my friend :)
hahaha,great pic
-Lori A. Perosino
Calm down Shlomo
Thanks, Lori
-Bill Hitchert
You laugh but he can not only sense the popo 5 blocks away, but he can find any stash in any house.
They're all trash meme threads.
HOLY FUCK
>when you're trying to watch saturday morning cartoons but mom insists on vacuuming
Damn, this nigger knows what light smells like
post yfw that golden pajeet was murdered irl
Well, this is just darling.
less text more pics
Anyone by chance have the picture of a guy with a loaf of bread hat, necklace, and dick? lost it after a reformat, would really appreciate it.
Is this gay porn?
Nice!
No, it's someone needing to get by
Taytay!!!
Lost 'em
>File name
Lost
What a stupid woman.
How about you talk to the little munchkins
>Excuse me junior, but if you're going to jack off how about doing it down the drain in the shower?
lost
the serial butt stabber of San Pasqual
What if somebody had their period down the drain and your sperm goes down there and eats the egg and grows into a drain baby? That seems too risky
Bad call, semen in the shower drain can actually end up clogging it, especially if there's someone with long hair in the house.
You should change your diet friend
Does anyone have the WEEDLEDEEDLEDEE copypasta I lost mine and can't find it online
This works for both ways you look at this
FUCK
Jesus fuck why did I lose to this??
Where is Mr. X's dick?
>300 years later
now we can
the man the myth the legend, goatse himself
hahaha you know you are in danger if you ask something to one of this bitches.
>Why you ask me for my sit place. Are you oppresing me?
fuck you dummy blonde ogre
I'll have an order of human guts with a side of heroin and water.
Tell me, how is the peep show?
...
i know, too much right? makes your head explode
>Bad call, semen in the shower drain can actually end up clogging it, especially if there's someone with long hair in the house.
EXACTLY!
Then you have the boys clean the drain. They have to spend 20 minutes fishing out a big chunk of moms hair and their own mixed jizz.
The nightmares and trauma they will experience will probably cut down on their masturbation habits.
>Yea Forumsiology class
This more sad than funny. Look at his face. He's happy and excited, expecting a good time with his friend.
And then, splat. Betrayal and humiliation.
Probably has PTSD now.
If the cat understood such things, he'd be glad that he carries that parasite that controls human brains and causes them to do the bidding of cats. As it is, he's just going to stare at his human tonight and think about how funny it would be for the human to spill its entire beer in its lap. And then secretly cat laugh when it happens.
Lel I thought the guy was a tiny nazi in a larger nazi's pocket. Micronazi
First off, fuck Dorn.
Secondly, if you use bar soap when you wash the jizz down the drain, it won't stick.
Been whacking in the shower most of my life and have never pulled out jizzhair.
There are no ass cheeks here. That makes for an unattractive ass.
I love when good clean humor totally catches me off guard here and cracks me the fuck up.
Toxo doesn't really affect anyone with a healthy immune system. The only people who get the "mind-control" effects are old people or people with untreated HIV, and even then, it's not how people think it is.
or jerking off into the toilet after taking shit for maximum efficiency
I like the way you think
here ya go, then
fucking russians. smh
god dangit I laughed
Lost, dammit.
Loafers?
youre the best, thanks
Bread
Do people actually use Kleenex? I just use two pieces of TP and flush it
Fucking Tommy Cash
who ya know assemble the clan like Voltron?
the one and only Logic, the God, the Don, I'm gone
tommy cash is sexy as fuck
NP fren
You almost made me lose. Almost, nigger.
>Naming your son Hank
Let's get this out on a tray
fuck marry kill
Fuck, lost
It's to show they are toxic
faggot, no one says "buy bread", they say "get bread". The money was the bread, and the guy was going to buy 'more money"?
Imagine the smell
KEK did that to my friend. He said he wanted $20 to buy some groceries, but I knew it was to get some meth. I brought him a bag of food. He was clearly seething, but he had to thank me anyway.
Nice picture of you user
WTF
holy shit, this is old...these two look like sloths.... remember the chick who used to dance with an umbrella????
which one is me.
Can vouch for this, bar soap doesn't let jizz clog up.
"accidentally"
Fuck - the man
Marry - the bitch in red
Kill - the goth with purple hair
lost
God damn it, I lose every fucking time. This time it was "FART STORM."
True
my side just got
OBLITERATED
This one is just adorable and has brought me way too much happiness
WUT
underrated af
Why not just swallow your cum or leave it on your thigh?
lel
I love the steve1989 memes
CRINGE
Fuck this pic
Seething right now. Destroying critical thinking.
the hero we need and deserve
I bet he stole that joke from his wife's boyfriend.
Fuck you and your trips
And people wonder why everyone hates common core. Even the kids who are learning it think it's retarded.
Faget
Why stab in the ass? The ass is sacred place...
This made me smile.
Nah, 25.
Attractive women don't become feminists.
Father toad and tadpole
@Danky I know you're here
Cat Taylor is my Waifu.
They pretend to, but they don't really mean it.
I lost hard. No idea why.
Really does look like AEW is going to give the WWE a run for their money.
wait what the fuck is common core? when did they start doing that?
What a fucking cuck
Kek
It's a retarded method of doing math. The goal is to teach kids how to break down difficult math problems into smaller, easier pieces. Like you would do with complex equations. That way they're more prepared for advanced mathematics.
But so far, it's just annoyed parents on account of being fucking retarded.
Separated at birth?
pretty hot
But it's just a Chinese
a cartoon version of the serbian film
Hes Japanese you ignorant prick
Just cause you're gonna be racist doesnt mean you have to be a fucking retard
democrat shooters increase 1000%, school shootings become a predominantly female crime
I really need to go to sleep. For a split second I thought that was Jeff Foxworthy and I can't stop laughing
What user? He's just feeding his kid. Do cucks care about their spawn?
Anybody got the original without the damn shopper hippo on the shirt?
Does some user have the webm of the dog getting a blowjob from a calf?
That picture is bullshit though. You always do the part in parenthesis first then work left to right. Been that way since way before common core. If someone thinks 1 is the correct answer they are stupid.
i thought it was tim allen
in this case, it's bedmas and pemdas. there is a big switch up there. you are correct in explaining that it prepares for higher math, because the big problem that dumb parents that never went past algebra and never took calculus have is the classic 3 x 5 which is not 3 + 3 + 3 + 3 + 3 but actually 5 + 5 + 5 and they laugh and get angry that it's the SAME THING. it's not. multiplication is not commutative beyond integers.
What if he did? What then?
i laf very funny much haha
Click this shit nigga
>25
>still on Yea Forums
the one of the face and original body or original body with the original face, and pubes.
Either way.
scheiderfluven.
Except the moron who did the equation for the "old way" was stupid as fuck and did it wrong
20/5*(2*2)
4*4=16
Have seen this photo more times than I'd like too admit considering this is the first tine i realized that
kek
it's WAY beyond the parents that protest common core to explain that there is no way to prove 2 + 2 = 4. the only proof is like:
2 is defined as 1 + 1.
4 is defined as 1 + 1 + 1 + 1.
1 + 1 + 1 + 1 = (1 + 1) + (1 + 1)
---
2 + 2 = 4 QED
Why are all American drivers so shit
I heard it’s dangerous in Russia, so I took a gun man
lol, are you literally an autistic cuck as well?
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
you call this gun? this my gun. YER GUN IS TOO LITTLE MAN.
Woah there, Muhammad.
How about the one with her standing there with the pubes showing?
come again nigga?
Sorry, I forgot that we have to be specific when it comes to what kind of a Chinese someone is.
Nah. Not redditor. He’s probably just a nigger, isn’t that nigger slang ?
fitting considering aII the shit going on withe nestIe. yes l use reddit
don't have that one, just the face of the fat autistic blob.
Common core doesn't use the traditional "PEMDAS" though. There's now something called "implied multiplication". So if there's no actual multiplication symbol, you do that before any multiplication WITH a symbol.
So that problem would go like this:
20/5(2*2)
20/5(4)
yes
Keep your peckers strong anons
Rape Rape Rape
every FUCKIN TIME
The problem is, most kids don't want to pursue higher math. The ones who do, will learn that difference regardless. It never slowed anyone down before, but let's make things overly complex for people who will probably never use your/you're correctly. Surely we'll get more mathematicians that way!
Unbelievable. Live life like it was gta.... and drive like a monkey. Murica
Then my wife's boyfriend is way funnier than his.
Says the middle aged man browsing Yea Forums
Read Common core. It's worse than you think.
the one on the left is this entire thread.
>middle aged man
>25
Spotted the guy living in a third world country!
>what is momentum
Not funny
no one in this thread has ever been that happy
omg that left nigga can see disneyland from his house...that motherfuckah can see common core all the way to california...oh FUCK that nigga can see the whole damn world while he's ordering a latte at starbucks, niggah
>date format in d/m/y
Why exactly do you think it is america?
Nah I've been asked by family to help cousins with theirs and it's retarded just never noticed that in the photo the person who did the answer for the "old way" didn't follow pemdas and the answer is wrong 16 is the only answer you should get
what do you call a potato wearing glasses?
a spectator.
Hey fuck you, faggot
why does it have a belt
that's some bad dragon shit right there. also, is the belt to autoasphyxiate your damn cock? smh WHITE PEOPLE.
bad dragon dildos at san diego comic con
This the new fallout expansion then?
I miss having wot? threads.
WHAT THE FUCK
Well that's the worst part. They actually got that backwards. Common core gives an answer of 1, which is why it's retarded.
kek
To hold up its pants
dumbest video ever
youtube.com
Sauce?
What the fucking are you doing in here? GET BACK TO WORK!
Did he just admit fetuses are children? Not so smooth buddy
holy fucking sage
what the actually fuck is this?
Your friend is a tree?
nerve gas
>getting vaporized in a vape shop
Young bubs!
That car doesn't have American plates
wut
I make a toilet paper wrapper for my shlong and pull it up to cum in when it’s time and play with by dickhead
excuse me?
And there are still people out there that don't believe in spontaneous human combustion.