When I left the Army I got $80k in separation pay. I figured I was entitled to splurge a little, so I got a bottle of Blue.
Was good, but I just liked Gold better. Not just that Gold costs half the price of Blue but it actually tastes GOOD!
Green is ok but for some reason I prefer Black to it. Since it's the perfect spot of being most affordable & highest on my list, when I can afford scotch, that's what I get.
Because in New York the winter culls the homeless junkies.
Noah Myers
>worth living in
Gabriel Ward
Good old one lost
Josiah Perry
Texas has literally all of those things and it's fucking great.
Benjamin Robinson
LOL fucking lost.
Kayden Nelson
You guys keep saying that, but no one is buying it
Dylan Stewart
Why would you do this besides for some stupid meme? Why risk a cop thinking you’ve given him a fake id?
Jackson Sanders
gets me everytime
Ayden Kelly
Because he's not a nigger. Only retards are afraid of police.
Ryder Robinson
Wut
Cooper Perez
That looks like fun tbqhfamalamadingdong
Landon Brown
Autothots roll out
John Wright
Laughed harder at this than I should have
Leo Gonzalez
STFU. I could easily say the same thing about religion. Don't like it? Do what I do whenever the prospect of going to church or praying comes up:
Politely decline & go about your day unbothered.
Fucking judgmental pricks.
Joseph Thomas
is this america's funniest home videos? wtf
Hudson Wilson
VIP game mode, hardcore style
Jack Lewis
Based
Hunter Walker
I dont use Twitter so idk which direction you're supposed to read it in, but it's actually funny if you read it in either direction.
Benjamin Cox
Texas also has lots of space and fun gun laws.
Juan Barnes
thats exactly what I would do if you forced me to work without paying me you faggot robot racists.
Noah Bell
checked and lost
Jackson Long
Why is arnold schwarzenegger being drop kicked by a nigger?
Ayden Anderson
Lol! :O :D
Brayden Wilson
Fuck you, corn fucking Faggot
Juan Thomas
Tau is a joke it's even canon that they're a joke.
Colton Williams
5 years ago ylyl was actually funny, these days I just hope I don't see dumb shit like dolan or the log of shit guy again
Cameron Howard
This kid fucking died, by the way. Broke his neck.
Still lost.
Michael Ortiz
Brutal
Eli Taylor
Laughing and cringing at the same time, could feminazis be any more stupid than they already are?
Jason Reed
No he didn’t you fucking idiot
Adam Sanders
you were let out of your cage and ran into glass?
Joseph Harris
This guy died btw
Eli Morris
Wow wtf. These fucking socialist pigs have got to go.
Andrew James
Good.
Leo Sullivan
No, it's funny because of the dick. It's hot because it's two dudes.
Angel Cruz
>filename lost
Jason Perez
Hey fuck you man
Gavin White
Send your girl over and I'll consider it.
Cooper Stewart
License plate reader takes picture and puts it into a database Person put a SQL injection attack over their license plate, so it drops a database table if the query is entered correctly, theoretically screwing up whatever dmv or law enforcement database takes the picture There are ways to prevent it from happening but they aren't always implemented
Dominic Ramirez
Read this one. Written by kevin smith. Good shit.
Ethan Scott
Kek
Jordan Perry
I read this in Mads voice and that fucking Bothers me.
Brody Brown
Dolan was great; the fuck you smoking?
Eli Robinson
The caption is BS. This pool was meant for THE GUARDS as a means of recreation and relaxation. It had nothing to do with the Jews being held prisoner.
Take a real picture. Make up some stupid BS. Holocaust deniers spoon feeding each other BS on the internet. PROFIT!!
Tyler Bailey
i thought he just lost his eyeballs
Ryder Cox
He actually fucking did. Look it up
Jackson Butler
...
Anthony Nelson
Nope, he died of trauma later in the hospital
Austin Long
... It's a system of a down joke. Also use greentext, newfag
Isaac Harris
Thanks Buzz Killington.
Adrian Lopez
Lost so fucking hard
Landon Bell
Image limit reached, someone create a new thread.
Also image limit is fucking retarded, someone fuck moot in the ass please.
Jack Bennett
>someone create a new thread What's stopping you?
Nicholas Kelly
My overwhelming shyness, of course.
Xavier Scott
Wow. This might be the first good thread I've seen in years
Dylan Clark
It drives me nuts that the perspective of the last frame is fucked up. Link and this dude look like they're looking in the same direction, not at each other.
Jackson Wood
absolute shit, reddit tier
Jeremiah Collins
That's clever. If I'd known what that was, I'd have lost.
Easton Davis
u retarded or something?
Jason Gray
Holy fuck that's cringey, take your 12 year old ass back to facebook faggot
Ryder Turner
Lost
Cooper White
Lost. Fuck those fucking ghouls.
Hunter Clark
Pay no attention to that other nigger. I liked it.
Juan Bailey
No way.
Jayden Green
>crooked politicians Who cares when the rest of the country is already fucking itself by voting in shit leaders to rule in the highest offices.
>homeless junkies Those are in every city with anything more than a McDonalds and Walmart.
>illegal immigration Everywhere. I've seen spics in Utah and Colorado, Cubans in DC, etc.
>gang violence gang violence is only in certain parts of some cities. Stay out of the ghetto?
>perpetual debt & taxes Do you even work? State taxes aren't shit compared to federal, and you can't escape that in any state.
Also, in California, we're a max of 6-hour drive from pretty much any part of the state with any climate you could want for like 4/5 of the year. Wanna go snowboarding in May? go for a short road trip. Wanna go surfing in December? short road trip. Want to go camping in the cool mountains with pine fresh air ANYTIME? short road trip. And we don't have shit humidity like the southern/southeastern states.
Henry Morris
Boomer humour
Samuel Lewis
"Those Iraqis are gonna be looking for army guys, they aren't gonna pay attention to the clown, I got 'em beat"
Ryan Martin
>sides obliterated ah Yea Forums ... don't never change
Jose Reed
Except for all the Californians moving there.
Sebastian Young
>butthurt california anons bumping a dead thread Do us all a solid and fall off into the ocean already.
Adam Williams
Jesus. Imagine marrying that blasted out slag.
Colton Hernandez
Still more brains than some people I've worked with.
Jack Bailey
This is so dumb and so old and yet it gets me every time.
Samuel Collins
Yeah, okay...
Levi Nguyen
LOL
Kayden Garcia
And they say the left can't meme
Aiden Stewart
I remember Boba Fett! Very cool! Can't wait for the show with a whole planet of Boba Fetts!
Nolan Ramirez
i remember those
Hudson Murphy
They do say.
William Moore
>[laughs in american] >gets shot by niggers, wife leaves you for a nigger, daughter gets knocked up by a nigger then shot >god bless america, at least we have guns and we're are allowed to be racist
Brandon Rogers
Imagine the basement dwelling conservative incel that had to search for black people masturbating just to make this meme
Henry Walker
t. asspained eurofag with no guns who's not allowed to be racist
Christopher Hall
>Doubt [X].bmp
Blake Moore
Ignorant opinion. You just lost the game weeb.
Chase Myers
Anyone got that ginger picture tho?
Ethan Stewart
I don't get it.
Justin Lewis
OK, so she look hot.... ... why the fuck would you marry her??? she a slut to fuck not a woman to marry
Lincoln Cruz
What the actual fuck
Hunter Foster
Quintessentially British
Jaxson Martinez
What a fucking legend. A bit of sql injection for all you normies out there.